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chrissy g
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
congratulations honey

big KISSES

chrissy g



Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein


The Master
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Chrissy, you are obviously a shill for Lars. Every real cigar smoker know they are shit, and only a newbie poseur would think otherwise.

Now tell me which RTDA you saw Carlos Fuente walking around with a Lars in his mouth.

Tell me what color was the door to the Fuente factory 1. Tell me which factory has Juan Sosa training the new rollers. Tell me which factory Carlito's father works out of.



Overruler
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Go get em Master.

You obviously don't have a sense of fucking common sense in your head. Had you had any self righteous respect for your ass, you'd take the opportunity to become informed instead of letting some poser genital wart fuck tell you what to think. As for Lars being a great cigar, to make it worth half a shit you have to flavor it. A true cigar stands up to the tobacco that it is made with. You should find out the history of cigars, how they are made, etc. to draw your own conclusion. If you had half a lick of sense you'd know the history behind a cigar such as the Arturo Fuente Flora Fina 858 and what it truly represents.

Now if you honestly "saw" Carlito et. al. smoking lars, it must have been one hell of a drugged induced trip that few could fathom. But then again, a dumbass slit such as yourself has no respect for what one would put in their body.



This message was edited by Overruler on 3-4-02 @ 10:47 PM
Rob_in_KC
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Harris, second prize in this contest was 2 boxes of those rancid sticks. LMAO

I'll bet she's a big gar smoker, more like a polesmoker.

chrissy g
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
hey faggot tool

if U read it properly

U would have seen I never said I met Jr at the RTDA I'm only 19 ....just

a cigar store owner where I used 2 shop showed me a pic of it

I said I met Ernesto of La Gloria Cubana

and he is the master gar maker


and U 3 girls should run homo, I me home

I think Ur mommy's callin




Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein


The Master
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey chrissy, yeah you the filthy cunt. Answer the questions about the factory tours you went on. Ernesto used to be a great cigar maker till he sold his name for money. The man fucked millions of smokers when he dumped millions of cigars that were improperly fermented onto the market back in 98. You obviously don't know shit about cigars or cigar makers, now go back to fisting your rancid cunt.

Overruler
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Harris is always so entertaining.

The Master asked some honest questions, and you acted like the dumb little passed around fuck toy that you are, clueless and afraid of the truth that you don't know shit. It is sad regarding Ernesto as La Gloria Cubana used to have some really great cigars (such as the Wavell) but have lost the quality that they once owned. As for the Fuente tour, I have a hard time believing that you would have even gotten on premise without either Carlito Sr. or Jr. accompanying you.

What you probably saw got a tour of was the backroom at Bahia. After all, I'm sure since you like shit like Lars, a little Bahia in the poop chute would be nothing but fun.



This message was edited by Overruler on 3-4-02 @ 11:20 PM
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey chrissy g...



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Gently i go into that good night

All our lives get complicated

Search for pleasures overrated

Never armed our souls

For what the future would hold

When we were innocent...


Rob_in_KC
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Chrissy, why don't you drop some more names? You may be able to fool most of the hayseeds on this board, but real cigar smokers know you're full of crap. Keep sucking Lars dick and eating the shit he's been feeding you.

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
like i said earlier...Chrissy, if you are gonna post...only ONE sig pic picture, not two as you currently have. Otherwise I'll have to go into your profile and fix it to just be one for you. And, obviously you know which one i'm gonna pick.






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chrissy g
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
first if all U little faggot tools

I know where U hacks R all from

that stupid board the fagily, oh sorry the family

never once did I say I went on a tour with Jr or Sr

I just went on a tour about 3 or 4 years ago with my dad when we were in the DR

I don't claim 2 B any big expert on garz

I M only 19

my dad let me smoke a gar with him when I was 12

and I've been smokin ever since

now, U little tools who I M sure R in the business, probably work for Fuente, which their company has also been almost completely bought out by other companies, even though they were sell outs B 4

have such pathetic lives U have 2 argue with a 19 year old who makes no claims of being a gar expert at all

go back to cigar weekly and those faggots fuentes and tell them they can suck my balloon knot

now go home to mommy you bald over 20 pathetic losers






'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein






This message was edited by chrissy g on 3-5-02 @ 1:50 AM
IrishAlkey
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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:16 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I dunno. Chrissy's kinda growin' on me.





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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:31 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I dunno. Chrissy's kinda growin' on me.
I'd fuck her in the ass.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:36 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'd fuck her in the ass.


She doesn't want your gar there.






Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 5:45 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Chrissy's kinda growin'
yeah, so's her sig pic, fuckin morons :rolleyes:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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The Painter
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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 5:52 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I haven't seen this much back pedalling since I went to the circus. I could go on about what a pompous, self-important cunt chrissy g is, but that would just be, beating a dead whore. I mean horse.

edit: just went on the other mess. board chrissy g is on. It says there that you are 17 years old,and a member since 9/01/01, but over here now, you say you're 19. You got 2 years older in 6 months. Just another lie to throw on your pile of lies.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray




This message was edited by The Painter on 3-5-02 @ 6:27 AM
The Master
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 6:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
chrissy, how many more lies are you going to come up with? There are no such things as tours at the Fuente factory. The factory is not open to the public. The free trade zone where the factory is based is not open to the public. The only way for you to get your stinky cunt into the Fuente factory is if Carlito or his father invites you.

Now as far as Fuente being sold, you again don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Yes offers have been made, but Carlito will never sell his family name.

Now in the beginning of this thread you came off as being an expert about certain issues. You have back peddaled and have been proven to be completely ignorant of the facts. I would suggest you go back to doing what you do best, taking it in the ass.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 7:33 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
Master, get the fuck outta here. That's my dumb whore you're f'n with. Go get your own girl, you stupid motherfucker.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 8:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
um...chrissy....no, that sig won't work. Sig size is 500 total pixels. You can do any size that equals this total amount (250x250, 100x400, etc) That sig is wayyyyyyyyyy too big. (250x578 makes it 828 total pixels). Please either go with one...or make that behemoth one smaller




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Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience...
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Chrissy Said:
quote:

if U read it properly



hmmm... This might just be my "over 20" brain thinking too much here but... Maybe if you typed in ENGLISH it wouldn't be an issue...

...and I still think this whole thread smells like spam that floated in under the radar...



*****

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CarsonOGin
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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Where's the chrissy g WOW pic?

Show them tittle litties!!!!



Bobby Soprano
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I think the fist loving cumslut looks much better with Lar's putz porridge plastered all over her gaping maw.

Images turned off? You suck!

DoughBoy
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn U R L337 !!!

JVoorhees
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

my dad let me smoke a gar with him when I was 12

and I've been smokin ever since




Wow, I am jealous, What is a gar?

How old were you when you smoked crack?



GO HOME HILLARY! YOU CARPETBAGGER!

mr.mudwhistle
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey Chrissy G.. I got a question??? have you ever "Monica Lewinskied" a cigar?

Hey, ya can't polish a turd


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