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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Osbournes | ||||
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| OAAWITE | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:10 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV!!!! Unfortunately, I only caught the last 15 minutes, but this is comedy gold. I'm sure a bunch of people saw more of this than I did, but the cursing, hatred, fatherly advise from the topless pasty-white, tattooed, potbellied Ozzy is just brilliant in it's unintentionally comedy. I try to avoid MTV whenever possible, but trust me. It's worth a watch or two. I gotta sneak into SU and do the RF thing next week.  This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-6-02 @ 12:14 AM | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | this show was hilarious. by itself it would be great, but the ron and fez big ass simulcast made it 10x better. i'll definitely keep watching. it can't rain all the time | ||||
| X-Filed Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | this is great TV. I was laughing my ass off at Ozzy trying to use the TV. This show is comedy genius. I'll be tuned in next week. Although It was sad seeing Ozzy shaking like a crack addict looking for his next hit VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!! | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | the show fucking rocks. my fav part was when the security guard was explaining his job, and they show clips of him doing everything but. the end was also funny when the neighbors were outside with the scaredest look on their face! can't wait for next week. :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!! | ||||
| Officer Joe Friday | posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Poor bastard couldn't even walk right. He moves slower than an 80 year old man. ------------------- But there's also this: there are over 5,000 men in this city, who know that being a policeman is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done. I know it, too, and I'm damn glad to be one of them." | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:05 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | This just shows that heavy drugs might make you rich and a creative genius, but they ruin your sperm, and make you a complete retard. Did you see Sharon trying to explain to him about being a "speaking guest" as opposed to a "singing guest" the next time he was on Leno, and he asked "Is that next week?" New Poster with a question? Reach me through ICQ | ||||
| RapeFantasizer One Chocolate Chip Cookie CUNT ROCKETTE | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I thought it was hysterical, my thanks to everyone in chat for making me watch it, lol. The best was Ozzt telling his kids if they have to have sex, wear a condom. Funny cause he didn't and got the 2 most f'ed up kids. I LOVE THE MORON | ||||
| DasDoomper | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | This was just about the funniest thing on TV last night! My favorite part was watching Ozzy try to work his new TV. He reminded me of the monkey scene at the beginning of 2001, A Space Odyssey, as he was swearing and banging on the remote to get it to work. Then they cut to the TV installation guy who says "We usually don't leave an instruction manual becuase it's so simple, most people just figure it out within a few minutes." I rolled off my couch laughing so hard! The only thing I didn't like about the show was the constant "BLEEP!" of them censoring curse words. Half of the audio of the show was them censoring. DasDoomper  | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I love the show. It's now part of my "must see tv" list. I think they should leave all the cursing in there, and just give you a language warning before the show starts. I never really cared about Ozzy, one way or the other. Now, I love the guy. I have walked through many lives Some of them my own And I am not who I was Though some principle of being abides From which I struggle not to stray | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 8:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | :D I'm no big fan of Ozzy either, but I loved the show...it was hysterical. His kids are such messes it's not funny...one minute they're beating eachother up like 4 year olds and the next they're at a club....my only issue with the show is that it competes with Philly :( Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA | ||||
| red rocket Secret Sex Chat | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 9:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | It was a great show. This has to be the first time in about 5 years plus I actually watched a 1/2 of MTV. They have go down hill. This show rocks.  NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA. | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Watching Ozzy sing along with his Jay Leno appearence was priceless.I couldn't believe how bad he has the shakes | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | I missed it!! Dammit!! I love Ozzy!! It sounds like it was a good show though! Oh grr cant believe i forgot!!  You think I'd leave your side baby...you know me better then that. You think I'd leave you down when you're down on your knees. I wouldnt do that. I'll tell you your right when you want and if only you could see into me.... | ||||
| Nailbomb
| posted on 03-06-2002 @ 11:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | My favorite part was when the cell phone started ringing and it threw Ozzy into a state of utter confusion. He probably thought the ringing was in his head.  This message was edited by Nailbomb on 3-6-02 @ 11:30 AM | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | i was dying when ozzy was laughing at the tonight show. the cell phone part was great. that whole damn show is just too funny. this is such a bizarre look into his life. i saw the preview for the show on mtv.com i was laughing so hard i woke my mom up in the next room.  | ||||
| datstinks | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | besides the simpsons best show ever 1. simpsons 2. osbournes 3. full house  'send transmission from the one armed scissor' -ATDI | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | mtv is replaying it tonight at 6:30, in case anyone missed it! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!! | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | He's got more than those 2 kids... he has another one with Sharon and 2 others from his first marriage... i wonder why they're not partaking in this fun I love the show though, I never laughed so hard at a tv show in a long long time.  | ||||
| JerseyTeabagger | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | My bold prediction on Norton's reaction of the show: Just like the WFAN guys being pounded about Bob Murphy being unlistenable, Norton will use the words, "the guy's a legend". | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | ::mummble mummble: Hey Sharon where can I put my gun?...Hystericalquote: don't forget Family Guy :)..love that show and thank you Shelle i thought he had other kids maybe he forgot himself...  | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: ill be sure to check it out. What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Jesus, Fucking wild! Two observations: 1)Poor Ozzy walking around like the old naked lady in "THE SHINING" 2)The kids, proof positive that drugs fuck with your chromosomes! "Remember, where-ever you go...there you are." "Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | this is the first quality show MTV has had since they canceled Jackass AIM | E-MAIL | ||||
| Elder | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Anthony does a pretty decent Ozzy. *passes out after posting* | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I just watched the replay on MTV. Holy shit that was hysterical. I will be watching this every week. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit | ||||
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