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melissas-vag
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
from Drudge's site...

**Exclusive**

Top CBS executives are eyeing radiojock Howard Stern as a replacement for David Letterman if the latenight
host jumps to ABC, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

While CBS suits have grown more convinced in recent hours that Letterman will stay at the network -- a
contingency plan to launch Stern in the slot has been secretly developed, a top source said from New York.

"Stern is at the very top of a very short list," said the insider.

The Stern/CBS talks are being described as "serious" -- with Stern's agent Don Buchwald said to be on the
phone nearly "non-stop" with the network.

But Stern has already become a controversial replacement choice -- with senior excutives split on the
possible move.

"We will have trouble with the advertisers, like we did on the weekends!" argued a top suit. "We would make
more money by running best of CSI!"

While executives quickly pound out the pros and cons, CBSVIACOM head Mel Karmizan has signed off on exploring
the Stern option.

The network has also quietly reached out to [COMEDY CENTERAL's DAILY SHOW host] Jon Stewart to fill any late
night void, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

[CBS previously had Stewart under contract to replace Tom Synder, but eventually opted for Craig Kilborn.]

According to sources, CBSENTERTAINMENTSPORTSNEWS President Les Moonves, in New York City attempting to
resolve any Letterman defection, has now forgiven Stern for his on-air rants last fall -- after Moonves
pulled the plug on the jock's Saturday Night TV show.

"Les Moonves is a snake and nobody should do business with him. He's such a snake. He's a snake in the grass,
but I always knew that. He's like all the others. He's worse, because he's got that pretty face. What a
snake," Stern declared.

"Less audience! Les the creep. Doin' a good job, came in fourth. I hate him. I don't want to talk to him ever
again in my life. I don't want to see the man. I can't stand him."

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
from drudgereport.com, eh? That's along the same lines as the AP, so it must be true.

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Melissas-Vag = Drugdge Jr. ?


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chrisH
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 00
There is already a thread on this (Aging Dinosaur to CBS, OA to Mornings?) and how it might affect O&A.

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melissas-vag
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Sorry Froy, I just saw it flashed there and
figured it was something else besides the current
fued with O@A and D&M.



Nailbomb
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Wow, a 2 page article that says nothing.

Fine work, Drudge.

PS- Take off that silly ass hat!


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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
We don't care.


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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Why would CBS look towards howard for a latenight weekly show when his saturday show got cancelled because of low ratings? and I am willing to bet that Letterman doesn't move.




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Ferret
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, uh huh, the get rid of him in their graveyard of a Saturday night slot, only to put him in to their regular late night gig. Highly unlikely, especially since Letterman's probably not leaving CBS (its called a leverage ploy, everything dealing with radio knows all about that.)



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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I thought this was the O&A message board but lately it's become anything but.with that said Howard has had little success with a network show he was cancelled on channel 9 the fox show he was devolping was never aired,and the cbs broadcast of his E show was cancelled.

Ev3rGr33nL34f
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
What is CBS thinking? That slot is made for Oral and Anally. They be the bomb! :cool: CBS needs to put O&A there. Let's be getting the Army ready to storm the headquarters and place are boys in Letterman's seat.

I saw my sister's boobies last night. :confused:

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I saw my sister's boobies last night.
So how did they feel?


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Ev3rGr33nL34f
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:


So how did they feel?



I only saw them, I didn't get to feel them. I am working up the courage to ask her. She doesn't know about the hole in my closet.

How should I ask her to let me touch them?

Norton eats my bung.
Nailbomb
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Do it under the guise of giving her a breast
exam.

Oh wait, Stern might accuse you of ripping him
off, never mind.


Marquees suck.
Graffix Rulz
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Whu would letterman want to go to Nightline, thats what i dont get. Its only a half hour show and a political show with no humor.

By the way how old is your sister

"My girlfreinds mom still hasent been born!"

hornygoatweed
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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

a political show with no humor
Isn't that Politically Incorrect?


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


PR HEAT
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Howard is old, they need younger less boring ppl on late night.

Crash_NYC
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 4:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I have a luxury beachfront condo for sale in East New York...anyone interested?

IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Grafix...Letterman won't be hosting nightline. it would be his show with nightline finished




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PeterDragon
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Ikea,
somehow I think he knew that.

By the way, today's rumors have Letterman staying at CBS

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
according to drudge Stern will take the time slot "if the money is right." Also if Stern doesn't take it they'll go immediately to Don and Mike because Don and mike rules and like Don and Mike are kewler than O&A could ever be cause Don and Mike get ratings in Washington and they're funnier since O&A just rip off and Don and Mike are just so funny- I mean it's a sound and you have to guess what is it. Don and Mike rule!!!




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pmtick
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 5:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
would never happen, stern and CBS had a big falling out after they cancelled his late night show. Besides they would want someone senior citizens and pre-teens find non-threating. Like Jim Norton.

PeterDragon
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well, I guess Stern will just have to wait for that premium, late-night gig :)


MyHairGrows
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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOULD TAKE OVER THAT ABS SPOT NOW THAT LETTERMAN IS STAYTING AT CBS!!!



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