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Redhead Lover
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 12:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I don't know what was more annoying, this raspy-voiced bitch making all sorts of false accusations of O and A hating women, or the fact that she did the old "I don't listen to your show" before she proceeded to describe exactly what was said on the show "she doesn't listen to"?

Why do complainers always say "I don't listen"? "Oh, my radio started to fall and I grabbed it by the tuning knob which accidently put the Opie and Anthony show on and I just happened to hear your phone number and wrote it down even though I had never heard you before..."

And why do these people insist on complaining instead of simply changing the station?!? Thanks for wasting 20 minutes of the show on your rant, BITCH!!

"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Thanks for wasting 20 minutes of the show on your rant, BITCH!!



Wasting? That was a great part of the show.

And the Norton line that has been previously mentioned as the line of the show almost made me fall down and pass out.

L.A. Gear...

hehehehe



Dino_D
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Is Martha's husband really a mid-day radio host?
Hmmm....

Redhead Lover
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Wasting? That was a great part of the show.

And the Norton line that has been previously mentioned as the line of the show almost made me fall down and pass out.





You make a good point here. Norton and Anthony got in some great lines. I was more talking about everytime Martha spoke. Her voice is scarier than Anthony's mother's drunk singing!

"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
racer
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
On a slightly different note, does ANYBODY know where I can find the fake orgasm that was right after Martha called? I think I'd kill a man to hear that again!
Ah, somebody help!



This message was edited by racer on 3-12-02 @ 3:20 PM
Froy
King Shit
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posted on 03-12-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I love when people like her call in. It's hysterical when Norton gets so pissed off at the fat housewives that you can hear him shaking with anger.


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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I think that for Saturday they should have that drunk woman who called and left a message on rick's answering machine and lost her freaking mind, Martha, and that woman they kept on hold forever who kept on saying: "hello, hello, Hello diamond dust! Hello?" Call it the "stupid Twat hour."

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
AirForceDonkey
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
I don't like Martha very much, I'm just surprised I did her husband on the air like that. Yup, tha'd be my fake out at 5' --Teen Queefer Lisa.

Will WOW for attention.
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I would just like to see some sexy dudes up on the web site...like a vote on the prettiest penis...

I am just kidding, but, really, the show as it is is geared more toward men by displaying women all over the place - whether they're making fun of them or looking at their boobs. As a woman, it's a little degrading, but that's not my beef. After all, the women go there or call just to be degraded. But, this show could balance out with some stuff for us girls, too. I mean, I like looking at sexy men....





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Redhead Lover
posted on 03-12-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I would just like to see some sexy dudes up on the web site...like a vote on the prettiest penis...




I'll make you a deal, Joey. You set up the contest on your website, and I promise I'll be your first contestant... ;)

Although if there's a size requirement, I may be disqualified... ...

"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
Meatbus
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
What a Marthafucker.

Kid W.O.W
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
I loved Martha's little rant Monday. With the way she was carrying on, she came off looking like a retard. We need more of her. I want to plant my seed all over her little girls' faces. That will help them grow into beautiful blossoms. I hope she calls back and Norton rips the life out of her. She needs to be tied up for real, placed in a 55 gallon drum and have piss and cum and shit dumped all over her bound and gagged fat naked body, and her husband will contribute to the drum with his brains after he uses Jason Williams' shotgun to blow his head off into the drum. Call back SOON, Martha, you fucking cunt-rag. Frenchy should sodomize you with a barbed wire baseball bat. Can't wait to make women out of your daughters, you slotch.

Welcome to the Darkside, Kid W.O.W
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

I'll make you a deal, Joey. You set up the contest on your website, and I promise I'll be your first contestant...



I'm not that skilled. I know basic HTML and how to steal JavaScript Code (offered free online) to include in my site. I would not be able to put something like that together...not enough technical skills. Nor do I have a vehicle to publicize the competition to get a lot of people involved.

LOL...I was just kidding anyway....

Joey
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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh shit SHe'ss BAAAAAAACK!!!

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
"Ratshit! Batshit! Dirty old Twat! 69 Assholes Tied in a Knot! Chickenshit! Fuck-Up!"-George Carlin
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Here we go again... Norton and Lewis Black did a great job handling that whore bag.

How many times do you think this woman will call back? I got 2 more times this week and some more in the future..

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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

After all, the women go there or call just to be degraded. But, this show could balance out with some stuff for us girls, too. I mean, I like looking at sexy men....

why is it so hard for women to understand that o&a are oriented towards men?they, and the rest of us guys, want to see breasts, so they invent wow.they want to see girls in naughty nities, they know most guys would, too, so they make a contest.do most guys want to see cocks?NO, thus, no cock contest on o&a





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this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

dumpbutton
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
tuck your socks in, fat girl.


BUTTER'S YAM BAG
posted on 03-13-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
CONGRATS TO NORTON AND LOUIS FOR BUSTING THAT FAT, UGLY, ANNOYING WHORE BAG SKANK, TODAY.
KEEP LISTENING BITCH!

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Sounds like someone could desperately use a C in her A...it was a cry for help



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Filzy
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SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
People like that should just be tossed into a wood-chipper.
Martha is what sets women back by 50 years.



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Sorry, but sucess is something people like me dream about.

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attila
posted on 03-14-2002 @ 8:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
GOD WHAT A FUCKEN CUNT . Shit the word CUNT for her isn't strong enough!! Now I know why so many men are gay. Man ass is better than listening to this whiny,annoying fat bitch!

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

why is it so hard for women to understand that o&a are oriented towards men?


I didn't say anything about not getting this point. In fact, I think that was the point of my post. That the show is geared toward men. I was try to make a light little joke about flipping the coin. What do you have to be so hostile when someone makes a suggestion or gives an opinion? Geez.

Joey
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Redhead Lover
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 6:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I was try to make a light little joke about flipping the coin. What do you have to be so hostile when someone makes a suggestion or gives an opinion? Geez.



Don't take it personally, Joey. Sooner or later, on this board, everyone gets a turn being ganged up on. I won't mention names, but right now, I have someone so anxious to bash me, he keeps criticizing me for quotes other posters have said.

In a couple of days, the message board bullies will find someone else to attack. Don't let it get you down. For what it's worth, I liked your suggestion (Hell, I even volunteered to participate) ;)



"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hello....is anybody there? Am I invisible again? Does my ass not help even just a little bit in getting attention to my posts? Did no one care when I suggested an Official penis contest? I asked for pics but no one sent any. I wanted to be the official junk judge.(sniff sniff, boo hoo)
Just a few contest name suggestions:
"Manliest Mule","Most Tremendous Tool","Yummiest Yambags","Colossal Cock","Most Massive Member"...etc. um, yeah...
...and before you get your jockeys all bunched up, I know most of the the guys who listen to O & A could care less about a dick duel, but most of the women don't care about seeing more tit,twat, ass,etc. either.
And besides, no one is asking this to be O & A sponsored, some of us out here just want to see some cock for a change, ok? You know, a little eye candy for some of the ladies who have allowed you to blow your wad while staring at their pics on those lonely nights. Come on..Take one for the team! You know you guys out there aren't shy about showing your stuff. I mean, Jesus Christ! You're always bragging about the mighty mules that you have...Well, let's see 'em! Put your money where your man junk is! :p




Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
njstrawberry
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

but most of the women don't care about seeing more tit,twat, ass,etc. either.


I'd rather see tits and twats anyday over cocks and balls, but hey, that's me. :p




You proved me right. It's hard to get over me.


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