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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Even better and, less frequently replayed, "Hi mom, I'm gay".

"That's right ma. I'm a twinkie."



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

You didn't like Ol' Dirty's Week in Reviews?

No. I hate Ol' Dirty. I thought you were referring to another "character". My bad.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Remember when O&A snap and officially ripoff Howard Stern "is your stutter at least real?" That was a sweet bit.

And when they became perfect radio hosts according to radio magazine. "Never change your opinion on anything"




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday March 18- CBS: King of Queens, Baby Bob (Premiere- Baby can speak, people can hear baby speak, think Stewie but not funny), Raymond, Becker...NBC: Fear Factor 90 minutes, Colin, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, American Embassy...ABC: Bloopers (R), Before Stars (R)...Wb: Heaven (R), Glory Days...
If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-18-02 @ 2:24 PM
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What I would like to hear from 5:30 pm to 7:00 (since I'm at work and I don't get out until then) :

  • The CBS-FM bit - that's a classic and always makes me laugh (Harry Snatch with ya....)
  • Any old angry O&A from the Carol Miller days
  • How about the show about the Bangparty? (TOG)



This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
It's just too bad that they can't fill 4 hours with 6 o'clock queefs.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
attila
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Anthony making fun of Sterns divorce while playing "alison". But I'll settle for any Spaz bit.

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!
darthbrokaw
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Definetly Bob Murphy/Harry Carry

Tyson tagged to watch his migration habits.

Brokaw hipper than Rather

Anything Dice

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
even though they played it recently, i would like to hear the spaz and stinky in england bit... and pretty much anything else that hasnt been played in a long time


AIM | E-MAIL
Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I think they should take all of the naughty nighty shows and make a week long marathon out of them... Now that would be a knee-slapper!



ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Speaking of marathons.... Guess what's in my pants all week long?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01













This message was edited by mulligan on 3-19-02 @ 5:16 PM
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

No. I hate Ol' Dirty. I thought you were referring to another "character". My bad.


Why? Who were you talking about?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

The CBS-FM bit

classic.

also I haven't heard the Louie Anderson soliciting bit in a looong time.
And [message board edit's] audition tape.




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


OAAWITE
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Thread Deletion: It's Spazzeriffic!


New Poster with a question? Reach me through ICQ

Remembering; YellowDiscipline
2balls4$
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Ol dirty doin the Olympics review.
Anything Braur.
Barry Williams - Johnny Bravo.

2balls4$
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Ol dirty doin the Olympics review.
Anything Braur.
Barry Williams - rappin - Johnny Bravo.

Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I'm glad they're playing this bit today. As dull as this was for the most part, the thing that's coming up with that one guy with the weird cyst in his mouth really freaked me out and encouraged me to quit smoking. 7 weeks and not a day goes by where I don't have to fight with myself not to have a cigarette. I know it turned out not to be cancer for this guy, but it's still rough to listen to.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Keep it up danked. It does get easier. Goin' on 2 years myself.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
thinkpad
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 00
I thought that Spaz crashed the WOW van.
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 7:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
ixNay on the azSpay...

Besides, everyone knows it was STINKY!! :D



ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
OK, it was someone else's suggestion in another thread but, I really want to hear the "NRA Cafe" bit now.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
For new listeners the "Girlfreind in Jamaica" bit is a top ten O&A classic.



There is no such thing as a Perfect Circle


This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 3-19-02 @ 4:28 PM
Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Ya man, this is a classic. There is nothing worse than your girl going to the islands without you. Especially when they bring an obnoxious single chick with them! YUCK! SLUTS!

Here try this stuff...I got it from a negro



There aint nothin so bad, that a good shot of whiskey or a sweet virgin cant fix.
njstrawberry
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
...ehhh pot's for pussies...try injecting some Crazy H into your eye lid...

:)



...the only berry worth eating...
Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I hear ya man, we all got our things, tis is my thing. You got your thing, I got my thing. I hear me!

How bout some of this ..



There aint nothin so bad, that a good shot of whiskey or a sweet virgin cant fix.


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