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SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Can you check my prostate with your fist? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to ~~Suck Weed!~~ be a fucking retarded douchebag! The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:27 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Norton to Sacremento writer - "Youre 54 and have been a fag all your life." Your sister wouldnt happy to be chubby would she?

attila	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Norton's da man!!! Yeah thanks Dick!!!!! Sweet Merciful Crap!

Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:06 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	does lubrication come with it. "For Those With Wings, Fly to your Dream's"

disgustip8ed	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 6:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01	"I'd rather lick the sheets after Greg Luganis and Majic Johnson had sex in them." or something like that. Image Removed Due to Hotlinking It's not like I killed someone. It's not like I drove a spitefull spear into your side. You talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you. This message was edited by SLASH on 3-18-02 @ 7:27 PM

Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 7:40 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00	sometimeS the best lines come from peoPle who Are not on the show anymore, like *Z. hearing worst of is like going back in time. like when Doc ZAPS, marty back in time in back to the future. *NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!1* *NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!***

Rookie Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Stature of an Oompa Loompa! JBA's Stalker. Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 8:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	broKenjaw, i Don't knOw what you're tryinG to say... ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHES!!!!!!

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 8:06 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	Not on the show but from Opie..."Do you think I care about your life??????" Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all.

Magneto	posted on 03-18-2002 @ 8:58 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	My favorite line ever, when Norton was ragging on Anthony after Anthony admitted he used to watch soap operas, and Anthony said this to Norton: ANTHONY: "When are you going to realize that you are so far from the norm on anything??? (IMITATING NORTON) 'Oh, I'll tell you what I'd do, I'd slice her from the throat down to the lower abdomen'!"

red rocket Secret Sex Chat	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	One from 55 gallon Drum contest 2: Norton: That looks like something that was thrown out from an abortion clinic. Rick: Coffee, Tea, or me. NEVER FORGET God Bless The USA.

scmods Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:54 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	quote: broKenjaw, i Don't knOw what you're tryinG to say... AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! State County Municipal Offender Database System Lurker Deluxe

FrigginAnT	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:30 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	Actually....Norton's entire rant about that San Fran Reporter has to be the best line{S} EVER!! AnT's Page of Useless Info Visit this Website Philly Street Racing Visit this Website

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