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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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Patty's toenails or a scrotal skin tag?



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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



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posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Patty's toenails. Skin tags are nothing.

I had a skintag on the actual shaft a few months back. I had no idea what the fuck it was. I just started growing down by the base, and after a week there it was. A deflated wart. I thought it was Leukemia.

I slyly asked around about a deflated wart, and was told about a skin tag. I'd never had a skin tag anywhere on my body before and never heard of it.

After I found out what it was, and what the normal cure was (just cut it off), I drew up my courage and one night before bed, I took the scissors to myself, snipped the skin tag right off, and it didn't even hurt. I was ecstatically shocked. There aren't any nerves in skin tags, so aside from the mental anguish of having scissors near my stuff, it didn't hurt at all. It didn't even bleed that much.

No scar, nothing. Skin tags ain't shit. Patty's toenails however, look like the gates of Hell.


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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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twatto.


are you feeling ok slashy?



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Flock wins!		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Nothing is worse than Sandy Kanes 1-2 punch of Twato and a cluster of hemmeroids



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prototype
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
What's worse?


A foursome some of patty,twatto,retarded lavern and shirley.

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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I had a skintag on the actual shaft a few months back. I had no idea what the fuck it was. I just started growing down by the base, and after a week there it was. A deflated wart. I thought it was Leukemia.



way to much info

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attila
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Twato is the most AWFUL thing out there. Ech!! she belongs in a new Toxic Avenger film.

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



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BallsackTeabagger
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:01 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
The vaginosis caller?


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Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
ok thats just wierd



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posted on 03-18-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
How about her hairy 'bobo' ?


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