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AerynViper
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
It's possible. One must remember that when a vehicle stops, it experiences what is known as 'nose-dive.' The front of the vehicle drops as braking occurs, and the rear end lifts. With SUV's, this is more pronounced - they stand taller, and also have more travel in their suspension. Thusly, have a further nose-dive - they also have more weight in general, resulting in higher rear-end lift and harder nose-dive characteristics.

These two combined factors result in BOTH the seat rising, AND the dashboard DROPPING - putting them more level in terms of relative height.

Now, think about the bag - it's not on a greased surface, so it's not just sliding straight forward and landing on the floor like the young lady suggested when she called in. The thing's probably heavy, so the bottom of the bag has traction - from friction - on the seat, causing the weight (the objects on the inside) to shift forward... but the bag is staying - the difference gives the bag roll. Even if the bag hits the very edge of the dashboard moving more straightforward than up, it might still have the rotational leverage and/or momentum to grip/bounce up onto the dashboard.

All this is physics-oriented stuff - a course I never even took in high-school. It's all in how you look at the situation.

Looking at it now...

...it still doesn't change the fact that Gorilla's a tool. Just kidding.
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I was the third gunman in the front seat...
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
yea. it could happen. maybe. i think. yea, im pretty sure. i think. im almost sure. yea. maybe.


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Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00


AerynViper at work on his theory 10 minutes ago.






This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 3-21-02 @ 7:55 PM
IkeaBoy
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang on a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy.




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Tallguy 22
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
but also the physics is kinda off when it comes to that becouse take the velocity then look at the speed of the car if the speed is up the chance of a body to go the same way it was going up.the law of gravity in with a object goes one way and it can only be stoped by an outside force. by when a car turns right you go left becouse your body wants to go that way becouse of the momentum and if there is more momentum the more freirce the as you call it "nose-dive"(sorry i am 13 i dont drive) ocurs.
You also have too add in the grease so the story adds up if she was going fast enought.Aeryn is also right about the friction but a dashboard isent that long but that little amount still makes a huge diffrence.
P.S. smartest post i have made yet.



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This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 3-21-02 @ 7:59 PM
Doc Smith
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Back, and to the left
Back, and to the left

Back, and to the left


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AerynViper
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
'I'm 13, I don't drive'

First, use punctuation - correctly.

Second, notice the Shift and Caps Lock keys on your keyboard. They are not 'optional package' items that your parents bought extra, like the air bag that's missing on the car you don't drive (though I think it's been installed in your head).

Thirdly, if you don't understand it - here's a lesson - DON'T CRITICIZE IT, and don't try to rationalize it thinking you sound intelligent. There are too many idiots out there (most in politics) who haven't grasped this concept of basics. Save yourself the painful life-lessons later, and educate yourself. Your parents (and as well as I) have tax dollars paying for your deficient learning.

I was the third gunman in the front seat...
Cunt-Twat
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
vos comment...



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 03-21-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

but also the physics is kinda off when it comes to that becouse take the velocity then look at the speed of the car if the speed is up the chance of a body to go the same way it was going up.the law of gravity in with a object goes one way and it can only be stoped by an outside force. by when a car turns right you go left becouse your body wants to go that way becouse of the momentum and if there is more momentum the more freirce the as you call it "nose-dive"(sorry i am 13 i dont drive) ocurs.
You also have too add in the grease so the story adds up if she was going fast enought.
P.S. smartest post i have made yet.





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Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
in laymans terms it has a preety good chance of happening. damit it HyBrid arent you in highschool i am still in middle school.(sorry needed to flex my science musles)



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This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 3-21-02 @ 8:06 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
in laymans terms your post was written in jibberish.


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Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 03-21-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
like usual i make a dumbass comment
P.S. where the hell did you get the mr.t smiley face


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This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 3-21-02 @ 8:13 PM



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