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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: The Opie & Anthony Ultimate Comedian Tournament (Round 2)
Squidward
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 6:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer
Black
Lynch
Dice

BUTTER'S YAM BAG
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
breuer
regan
lynch
otto & george

Harry Ballzanya
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
bruer
regan
mohr
dice


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ChowderPuke
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posted on 03-25-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Breuer, Regan, Mohr, Dice





Honk If You Like O&A!

The Norton We Didn't Know!



I might be new to the board, but I'm not new to the show...give me all the shit you
want!
queef
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 7:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02

  • vos
  • regan
  • lynch
  • otto


Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Did someone have a bad night before posting? Do they need a "time-out"?
Man, some things truly boggle the mind.
quote:

Any body who voted for Norris who is a friend of mine over me is just a fuckin moron, he is not in my league, but that just goes to show how dumb some of you people are.

No, it's not dumb. It's called I've never seen your act, but I have seen Norris open up for Otto & George. Personally I thought he was kinda funny. Now, how am I supposed to vote for you considering I've never even seen you live?
By the way, thank Froy for convincing me to move you to Norris' bracket. You were originally set to face Regan in the 1st round which would have been an utter bloodbath.

Now, let me cover this since I know it would be your next comment.
quote:

I have been on the show for over two years and kill 95% of the time but you dumbies think cause O and A fuck with me I am not doing well.

95% in your opinion maybe. I never really thought you were funny on the show except for when you were ripping on Lady Di & Marion. That's not saying much though since any one of us could make those retards look bad.

Now, onto something that REALLY made me laugh. See Vos, you can be funny at times. ;)
quote:

So what I am trying to say I am tired of the bullshit some of you people write, it gets old and boring, acomplish what I have in life then talk to me.

How many years have you been in the business and still can only afford a 10 yr. old BMW? If that's accomplishing something in life, then I'm a huge success. :)

By the way, I always though comedians could take a joke. Guess I was wrong.



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slackjaw
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, my votes for round 2:

Breuer
Regan
Mohr
Otto & George



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njstrawberry
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I know I do not have a shot against Bruer, like I said befor In my opinion he is the best comic on the show, for the type of comedy he does. Which is great comedy. But what most of you idiots don't understand is the character I portray on the show is the comic who does not write new stuff, which it is just a Fuckin character. I and like most comics write new bits all the time we add some and drop some no comic does a whole new act,just like most bands in concert play old and new songs. Any body who voted for Norris who is a friend of mine over me is just a fuckin moron, he is not in my league, but that just goes to show how dumb some of you people are. I have been on the show for over two years and kill 95% of the time but you dumbies think cause O and A fuck with me I am not doing well. If I wasn't funny on the show do you think I would be on as much as I am. I guarantee any body who has seen me in a club knows I don't do bad, except for Morristown, so anyone who has not seen me live do stand up, your opinion, does not mean shit. So what I am trying to say I am tired of the bullshit some of you people write, it gets old and boring, acomplish what I have in life then talk to me. Here are my votes, Me, hey I need one vote so its not a sweep. Regan,Mohr, and Otto. Vos


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posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
breur
regan
lynch
otto and george


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megann
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
breuer, dice, regan, mohr

Turk
...btw, this thread will now self destruct in about 10 posts...sorry for the inconvenience...
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
For the record, I'm pissed Adam Ferrara didn't make it to round two...


  1. Breuer
  2. Black (REALLY tough call)
  3. Lynch (tough call as well)
  4. Otto & George


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Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
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posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Moosen its a Mercedes not a BMW stupid. Yes I can take a joke but the same one gets old after a while. And Regan is a great comic one of the best in the country, but when he comes on the show he is doing his act which is great, but he is not adlibing which is alott harder to do on radio. I guess I wasn't funny when I trashed Norris all those times on the radio, or when I destroyed the drunk biccardi girl, or the time I ruined the porno broads from Philly, and I guess I was not funny at all during the Homeless shoping spree or sex for sam. And I was not funny when I called from England, or the first time I was on the show when I trashed the guy from Brazil, and I guarentee their is many more times I just can't remember them all. Well anyhow if the board ever has a contest for best cubical job, or what ever uncreative thing you do in life, You have my vote. Vos



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njstrawberry
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Now, how am I supposed to vote for you considering I've never even seen you live?


ummm roadshow....

quote:

Mercedes not a BMW


Yeah, I am the one with the bmw. See how far selling cd's can take ya? ;)




...the only berry worth eating...
YesYes!!!
Lady, Die.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:46 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 00
My votes are:
Breuer
Regan
Vos
Otto & George.
Why isn't Jim Norton in this contest?
Lady Di :)
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Hey, smell my head!
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Beruer
Regan
Jay Mohr
Otto & George





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njstrawberry
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 12:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Why isn't Jim Norton in this contest?


I put him in as a write-in. Guess it didn't help. :(



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YesYes!!!
Lady, Die.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 1:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 00
I went back a bit, and I found out why Jim Norton was not entered... It's ok... My vote still stands... May the best comedian win! Although, they are all great to us!
Lady Di :)



This message was edited by YesYes!!! on 3-26-02 @ 1:48 AM
Evil Erik
Status free and disease-riddled
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Breuer
Black
Lynch
Dice

Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 3:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hey VOS....Why all the anger towards everyone and the contest goin' on here? Jesus....relax guy.

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pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 5:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Mohr
Dice
Black
Breuer

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:13 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I have to give Vos credit on this one. And believe me, nobody likes to rip on Vos more than I do... but he is correct, he does do ad-libbing when he's on the show, which is a lot harder and a lot funnier than sitting in the studio and doing a bit. So what if I've heard him use the same Nestles Crunch joke 10 times on the air. LOL.


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posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey VOS....Why all the anger towards everyone and the contest goin' on here? Jesus....relax guy.

Vos' frilly pink panties are in a bunch because he's suffering a brutal beating in this round.

Unofficial quick-count has Breuer leading over Vos by about 65 votes...

BREUER WINS!!!



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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Bruer
Black
Lynch (He IS my God)
Dice is nice...


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posted on 03-26-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Yes I can take a joke but the same one gets old after a while.
I gotta take Vos' side on this one. When the same joke is used over and over it does get old after awhile. And in this case it has gotten REALLY old. I really like when the comics come on the show and blast each other, that's always funny. But now when anyone throws out the "New Vos material joke", it's lame and has been beaten into the ground. Now as for I didn't vote for him, I am in the same boat as Moosen. I've never seen Vos live, plus I gotta go with Breuer because he's from Long Island like myself and I can relate more to the things he talks about.
Sorry Vos, but hopefully soon I'll come oout and check out one of your shows.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
Cluster F
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I pretty much figured that my guy, Pablo Francisco, had no chance in winning. So now i am rooting for a Lewis Black, Dice final.

My picks:
Breuer
Black
Mohr
Dice

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