Posted By | Discussion Topic: Dominic Barbara was on the show? |
The Gay Rapist
| posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:13 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02
| How the hell did that happen?
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Skeet Slambone
| posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:14 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
| He was outside the building, Rick was begging him to come into the studio. He wouldn't budge. So, Rick started to cover parts of the building with chocolate. Dominic quickly began to eat his way through. Just before he made it to the studio, he had yet another Heart Attack. The boys had to settle for a phone call.
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diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:32 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01
| Fat
by Al Yankovic
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
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njstrawberry
| posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:35 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
| quote:
How the hell did that happen?
Don't listen to the show much huh faggot?
Wha? I am being nice. :D
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The Gay Rapist
| posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:15 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02
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Don't listen to the show much huh faggot?
Wha? I am being nice.
Sorry. I had to work (unlike most people on this message board).
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njstrawberry
| posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:34 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
| I imagine the people on this board without a job are very hurt that someone with the name of gay rapist insulted them. Tisk Tisk... ;)
So, making friends already, huh? lol
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Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:43 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00
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I imagine the people on this board without a job are very hurt that someone with the name of gay rapist insulted them. Tisk Tisk...
So, making friends already, huh? lol
Did I or did I not tell you in AIM before that you suck at teh nicey nice? ;) :p
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njstrawberry
| posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:48 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
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Did I or did I not tell you in AIM before that you suck at teh nicey nice?
Yeah, but I suck it so good...oh you meant posting... ;)
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DonWest
| posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:39 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01
| [Sarcasm]what a fuckin bitch!! [/Sarcasm]
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njstrawberry
| posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:45 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
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what a fuckin bitch!!
Now, I am hurt.
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