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The Gay Rapist
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
How the hell did that happen?

Skeet Slambone
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
He was outside the building, Rick was begging him to come into the studio. He wouldn't budge. So, Rick started to cover parts of the building with chocolate. Dominic quickly began to eat his way through. Just before he made it to the studio, he had yet another Heart Attack. The boys had to settle for a phone call.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Fat
by Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat





Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
njstrawberry
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

How the hell did that happen?


Don't listen to the show much huh faggot?

Wha? I am being nice. :D



...the only berry worth eating...
The Gay Rapist
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Don't listen to the show much huh faggot?

Wha? I am being nice.




Sorry. I had to work (unlike most people on this message board).

njstrawberry
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I imagine the people on this board without a job are very hurt that someone with the name of gay rapist insulted them. Tisk Tisk... ;)

So, making friends already, huh? lol



...the only berry worth eating...
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I imagine the people on this board without a job are very hurt that someone with the name of gay rapist insulted them. Tisk Tisk...

So, making friends already, huh? lol



Did I or did I not tell you in AIM before that you suck at teh nicey nice? ;) :p



njstrawberry
posted on 03-25-2002 @ 10:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Did I or did I not tell you in AIM before that you suck at teh nicey nice?


Yeah, but I suck it so good...oh you meant posting... ;)



...the only berry worth eating...
DonWest
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
[Sarcasm]what a fuckin bitch!! [/Sarcasm]

njstrawberry
posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

what a fuckin bitch!!


Now, I am hurt.



...the only berry worth eating...



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