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Bad Man
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
What's up, I am 18 years old and for my whole life I have had man-tits and inverted nipples. I'm not a fat kid but I got the shit from the gene pool and I was wondering if anyone thinks O & A would set me up with man-boob surgery if I did something realy nasty like lick twatto, or drank piss, or something painful like have my nut sac waxed or something silly like that? I'm pretty much willing to do anything to get a man-boob reduction only cause I'm a poor bastard. Any ideas or thoughts hit me back.

CuzBum
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Any ideas or thoughts hit me back.

I don't have any ideas or thoughts offhand, but can we just hit you? ;)


barch97
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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
What you need to do is to get in touch with don & mike's people.



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This message was edited by barch97 on 3-30-02 @ 12:12 AM
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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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Hey, that guy has boobs!! Get a wet towel! Hee hee!! (Giggle giggle)



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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Any Ideas or thoughts...


Don't breed.

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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:05 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Here ya go...



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Hammer Head
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:07 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Any ideas or thoughts hit me back


I'd keep the boobs

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Hammer Head makes a good point. Ya never know when you might hit a dry spell. You'll be glad to have a set a boobies to play with.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

kindredbabe
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
nah, Austin...he needs this....




Thank You, Barch

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Ashley Olsen
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
at least he has boobs I have been waiting my whole life for puberty! :)

rYgUrGiTaTiOn
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
keep em, and charge people 10 bucks a feel...there are some weird people out there



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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

What's up, I am 18 years old and for my whole life I have had man-tits and inverted nipples. Any ideas or thoughts hit me back.



Wear a shirt!


One more for the good guys!

Skeet Slambone
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Wear a shirt!


NICE

Milfa
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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Send us a pic and we'll take a vote to decide if O & A would be interested. In the meantime, to take care of this problem-
quote:

inverted nipples

just have someone suck on them and they'll protrude quite nicely....hey, it works for me



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
okterrific23
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 12:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
*Seinfeld reference:
Just wear a manssiere a.k.a the bro to alleviate your problem.


rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 1:03 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Wear a shirt!



Make that a Sweater!


One more for the good guys!

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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 1:05 AM      
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YOU HAVE MANBOOBS


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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 1:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I was wondering if anyone thinks O & A would set me up with man-boob surgery if I did something realy nasty
Maybe if you break your neck while trying to titty-fuck yourself. But there's still no guarantee.



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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 1:38 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
DonWest
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Ha Ha !!

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
LMAO Okonkwo!! But his nipples aren't inverted!


One more for the good guys!

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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 2:27 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

just have someone suck on them and they'll protrude quite nicely....hey, it works for me
I officially volunteer to help you out with this problem the next time it should occur Milfa ;)


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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 2:53 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I have an easier fix than spending a couple of minutes on a treadmill.






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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-30-02 @ 3:00 AM
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posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:25 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Can we just invite you to the studio, pretend we are giving you a man boob operation, and dump pigs blood on you?



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