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Norton's Victim	posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:26 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	I am really surprised that this has not been started yet. I saw the second Philly show from the first row and Norton is completely hilarious. It is very obvious that he puts a on of time into his material and can also handle on the spot shit (like people yelling out shit.) My favorite part of the show I saw was when he said that if you quit anything in Philly they assume you do it to suck cock. NORTON YOU ARE A GOD!!!!! Go see him if you have a chance and after you see him write down the experience. Also, the black guy that opened for him was great too. I can't remember his name, but I think he was also on the Collin Quin show. GO see him. It was the greatest stand up I have ever seen. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

Squidward	posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:31 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	That show was fucking funny! (though I wasn't near the front row. Dude, that show was so damn good. I expected a lot, got better. How the fuck he isn't selling out stadiums, I will never figure out. Whoever was there tonight is probably still (like me) dealing with sore cheeks from laughing so fucking hard.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:13 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: Also, the black guy that opened for him was great too. Was it Patrice? I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 03-30-2002 @ 10:15 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	No, froy. It was some skinny dude. I've never seen or heard of him before. I think NV may have been mistaken 'bout the Quinn show. But, yes, he was very funny. And, in answer to the original question... This is being discussed in another thread but, it's pretty well disguised as an ass raping of a guy for making a stupid post and really does deserve it's own thread. Just for reference: Visit this Website Edit: quote: dealing with sore cheeks from laughing so fucking hard. Remember that kids. Laughing too much will get you butt sex. Long Live the "Syndication Underground"* The more things change... The more they stay the same. This message was edited by barch97 on 3-30-02 @ 10:21 AM

Chuck217 Karaoke Whore!!! The movie "DUETS" was written with me in mind...	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 10:23 AM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00	I beleive the guy who opened for his is Keith Robbins (I might be wrong on the last name) but he opened for Norton the last time he was at the TLA. Mostly the same material .. but still funny. Norton on the other hand had like 10 or 15 minutes of new stuff.. but the entire act was excellent. Norton's delivery is impeccable.. On a side note - my parents came back from Bananas's in Hasbrouck Heights last night, hand me a flyer for up coming shows and say... "Have you heard of this guy FRANK CALIENDO?" I started drooling on myself. He's got a show there on Apr 27th.. which should also be excellent.. he's another one I've been waiting to see ... "Giving Ozzy Osbourne a blowjob isnt gay, as long as your humming Ironman during it" - Jim Norton www.chuckradio.com www.alysania.com ChuckRadio: This ain't no Summer's Eve..

Norton's Victim	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 9:45 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	quote: I think NV may have been mistaken 'bout the Quinn show. The reason that I though he was on the Collin Quinn show was because of the joke about Midgets want to be called little people and pedafiles want to be called father mike". I could have swore someone said that on the show, but maybe I was wrong. And it was Keith Robbins. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-31-2002 @ 10:09 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Keith Robbins it's KEITH ROBINSON :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

nimr0d44	posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:46 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	quote: it's KEITH ROBINSON [MsCleo] YAP! [/MsCleo] "I'd like to see someone lose all their money on a game show and throw a bagful of prostate cancer on the host." - Jim Norton

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:48 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: it's KEITH ROBINSON Wow, you sure seem upset that we didn't know his name. Are you related? Should he be more well known? Am I just misreading your use of caps? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

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