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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome to Round 3 of the Opie & Anthony Ultimate Comedian Tournament.

Well, that's now two rounds down and two more to go to crown the best comedian from the show.

Last round clearly saw the matchup of the tournament so far. Out of 100 votes total, Stephen Lynch squeaked past Jay Mohr by only 2 votes.

You all came out big time last round with those votes and I hope you continue to do so for the remainder of the tournament.

Okay, without further ado, I present the brackets for Round 3.



My votes:
Jim Breuer (never thought you'd see me say that, did you)
Stephen Lynch




diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Breuer and Dice...uh I mean Lynch. WTF Dice was robbed! I demand a recount!!!


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:03 PM      
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Breuer
Otto & George

rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer & Lynch for sure...


One more for the good guys!

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer
Lynch



NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
regan
lynch
god this was a tough call!!!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
krahzee
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Breuer & Lynch

Killboy
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Breuer
Otto & George


REST IN PEACE!
NJ Panther
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Breuer
Otto & George




HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker 		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Breuer
Lynch


Daddy's Little Girl

WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Bruer and Lynch



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:27 PM      
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Regan and otto/george


i am seeing way too many Breuers, Regan is much funnier, change your votes now.

:rolleyes::):D


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i didnt want this to happen...vote for my fav, or try to win...which to do, which to do

regan, otto and george






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Breuer
Otto&George






Read our latest taste travesty on OTL...
The Hart Family Values!

ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Regan vs Lynch




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Breuer and Lynch


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

disgustip8ed
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
otto and george, regan.





If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out..
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn, is this tough.

Breuer
Otto and George

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


hellspawn warrior
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Brinstar Invasion Team		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
God way too friggin close !!

Breuer/Lynch

Now I gotta choose between these two ?


BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Lynch,Breuer

I can't believe you folks decided that the pupet was funnier than Dice. That is so wrong.

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Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder
--
Don't be a hater unless you really mean it, then it's O.K.

BIV
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Regan
Lynch


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer
Lynch



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sundary March 30- CBS: Max Bickford, Analyze This...NBC: Weakest Link, Law and Order CI, SVU (R)...FOX: 7- Futurama, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Greg, X...ABC: 7- Ten Commandements...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: Jamie, Jamie (R), Center, Center (R)...TBS: Switchback...ComedY: Police Academy 2...
DannyNoonan
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 11:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Breuer/Otto & George

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Breuer and Lynch.

Its going to be hard choosing between the two though...

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen and my brother in Rage!

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Me + You = Nightmare.

God Bless America!

Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 04-01-2002 @ 12:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
gotta go with Reagan and Otto & George on this one

Way too close...needed the power of the coin to decide on this one

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
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