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Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
 THAT OLD FUCKING GAG.

The_Rhino
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
This is fucked up, Dolphins showing affection for you?!

Wheres my popsicles bitch!?

The_Rhino
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
messed up, double posts all over. I wanna hear the rock fight thing again

Wheres my popsicles bitch!?



This message was edited by The_Rhino on 4-3-02 @ 6:17 PM
monkey12
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
lets's say that twice again



--------you don't like the way it tastes?
attila
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
OKAY TERRIFIC!!! :)

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!
DannyNoonan
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Is this payback?

Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ugh. :rolleyes:


Master of the Cold....
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Did anyone catch the website they were getting that info from? I got a freind that might nee... ah, who am I kidding? Just gimme the damn URL. I'm so lonely...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
tenbats?posting the dolphin sex thread?i would never have guessed...






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
here you go, Barch:

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Rob Stein
A dyed in the wool contrarian. Fuck me in the mouth.		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Did I miss something, Did O and A read the dolphin sex guide on air


Monkeys on Mars, coming to a screen near you

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:54 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I remember when Mohr talked about his intimate relations with a dolphin at one of his shows.


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ClusterF@#$
posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
wow... dolphin raper is a reference i have not heard in a LONG time.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I remember when Mohr talked about his intimate relations with a dolphin at one of his shows.


Kat, I remember that. I thought of that immediately. It was at Mohr's and Lynch's benefit show for the firefighters. He was talking about how his ass was invaded by a dolphin.

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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That was an awesome show. I still laugh about the dolphin story when I think about it. Now go flog a dolphin, or something useful like that.


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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
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This is soooo November 3rd, 2000 @ 3:52 pm...



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CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
A few observations about dolphin sex.

First off, I get a little insecure with an Irish chick, how am I going to feel when this dolphin laughs at my inadequate junk?

"eeeep eeeeep eeeeep eeeeep!!!!"

"Bitch if I fucked your blow hole you wouldn't laugh!!! Do you even have an ass back here?"

Secondly, is it now true that once you go black the only place to go is blue?

Thirdly I am not a racist, but I am a speciesist!!
I have never felt so insucure about myself that an animal was a better choice than a fat chick. How fuck up ARE these peoples perceptions?

And do dolphins prefer ODB?

That is enough of my stupidity...




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