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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
NEW SET OF Q & A's UP APRIL 24th:
Jim Norton's True Romance: Unconscious Chicks


Yes, I'm a fucking plug whore, but I don't care, it's my site, so bah!

Trust me though, this will be worth it.

I'm proud to present the first ever installment of Jim Norton's True Romance




Jim answers your most pressing questions about dating, love, sex, and any other romantic queries. Feel free to take his advice to heart, or submit questions of your own. Questions can be sent directly via the submission form on the site, or directed to: Norton @ OTL.com

Very special thanks to Jim for helping us out with our new endeavor!

And as always remember... EAT A BULLET


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit



This message was edited by Froy on 4-24-02 @ 12:29 PM
Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
That was great. [Sarcasm]The only problem is that he doesn't give you a staight answer. I wish he would say what he really felt. [/Sarcasm]

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey! This is a policy decision.

What did I say about making policy decisions?

Shouldn't the column be titled how to live a productive life with the HIV?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Jim answers your most pressing questions about dating,love,sex,and any other romantic queries.


Ok Terrific.... :)


Master of the Cold....


This message was edited by Subzero316 on 4-4-02 @ 12:22 PM
Nailbomb
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
That rocks.


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Suddenly I feel like I am in Boston Market and they are handing out coupons for the new Happy Meal line at McDonald's.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



M-ACE
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Ur-Quan Dreadnought Commander		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
What a great quote:
quote:
If you want to make a girl cry while blowing you without being rough just do what I do; as you're about to finish, pinch her nose with your fingers and scream, "I hope you like hepatitis, Stupid!"



www.centralwow.com - AIM: wow mace
or click on my sig for fun
radio-star
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 00
I love green chapstick and Jim looks so sexy in that blue cum shirt of his ...loved the web site...ever have crazy thoughts in your head and you almost have to stop your self from doing them...well JIM lives them...what an amazing nut job I LOVE IT



Proud Graduate of the 'tallica school for newbies...thanks Daddy-O
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Strangely enough this also ends with a girl covered in blood holding a magnum



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursday April 4- CBS: Survivor, CSI...NBC: Friends, Faith, Grace, Shoot...FOX: FAMILY GUY (repeat where Lois becomes skilled at martial arts), Greg repeat of pilot, King of the Hill repeat, Andy RIchter repeat...ABC: Line (R), Line (R), Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Gilmore, Charmed...
Robot Jesus is Way Cool
attila
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I read it...fucking hilarious!. Does Jim also give advice to women? Like me. :)

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!
O+A_Armyman
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
If there was a God; Norton would be him.

Fuck sig pics id rather get stoned

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes 6 bullets to the chest, Yoko Onoo standing right fucking next to him not 1 fucking bullet" Dennis Leary


Proud grunt of the O+A army


SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I just got a feeling of deja vu when I opened my email.

I think it is one of those "weird fuckin' paradox thing" things that barch was accusing Buttmunch of doing yesterday.

I wonder what it will be like for people like Mavric.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I wonder what it will be like for people like Mavric.
I'm guessing he's got a full inbox.


something witty will be here soon...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Please try again.




This message was edited by goatweed on 4-4-02 @ 3:17 PM
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I'm guessing he's got a full inbox.


Well, the thing that gets me is that [email protected] through everyone.net is a-l-l-e-g-e-d-l-y -free.

Fuckers lied. But, I guess I can't complain, being that it's free and all.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Slash slipped by saying this:

I just got a feeling of deja vu when I opened my email.

Busted!




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Busted!


Ah na na.. SmarterChild has email. He needed it to confirm his AIM account through AOLAIM.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I send out like 5 or 6 newsletters a year, get over it.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I send out like 5 or 6 newsletters a year, get over it.


I wasn't complaining about the newsletters you send out, or even how many, for that matter. I was complaining that the powers that be @ everyone.net are a bunch of fucking liars.

Sorry for the confusion, l'il buddy.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Sorry for the confusion, l'il buddy

Where is gilligan?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Get prepared, we had to make a few changes to the newsletter system tonight, so we have to test it again...

I'll wait until we have the re-design done to send it out though, that way we don't send out an empty announcement.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
If I had a penis, I would have a hard-on right now.


Visit this Website

njstrawberry
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Loooooove Jim's section of the site.

He gets 5 strawberries and the berry love (but he had that already). ;)

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 1:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
If I had a penis, I would have a hard-on right now.


I didn't think we'd get that sort of reaction.

I was just hoping for a few chuckles.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
DevilsFan
posted on 04-07-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Good for Jim.

Norton, break a leg,...or in your case, a 7 yr. olds hymen.

:-D

Syndication Now!!!

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others simply gargle" Fleck22
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 04-24-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
More advice up today

Unconscious Chicks, Hooker Fashion, Oral in the Shower, etc.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit


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