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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Here lies "apussah".

Apussah died this afternoon, April 16, 2002 at approximately 4:15 p.m. from a shotgun blast.

The murderer has not yet been apprehended, but police are looking for a man that said "bye, bye" right after the deadly blast.

Apussah is survived by many other catchphrases and soundbites and in all likelihood will not be missed.

R.I.P.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Well at least we won't hear that goddamn "Die get in the coffin" shit anymore. Probably the most overused pharse ever. Even on this board it was driven into the ground yet people stil use it all the time. Once funny does not always equal always funny.



This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 4-16-02 @ 4:24 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
a pussah died and got in the coffin




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday April 16- CBS: JAG (R), Guardian (R), Amy (R)...NBC: Will (R), Ellie, Frasier (R), Scrubs, Dateline...FOX: 70s (R), Andy Richter, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin, Blue, Philly...UPN: 2 Buffy Repeats...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile...
PeterDragon
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
can we at least keep "Chocolate starfish" :)

MrQuotes
NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Missile Command
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
does this spell the end of all coffin pics on O&A.com?


See you space cowboy...

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
How long before he disappears completely?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

Clint Horrace
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Maybe if they all just sit down and put some aloe on it, all the wounds would be healed. That stuff's amazing.

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

does this spell the end of all coffin pics on O&A.com?
One last time...



The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

One last time...






IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Maybe if they all just sit down and put some aloe on it, all the wounds would be healed. That stuff's amazing.
Does it hurt if you get hit by a truck full of aloe?




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday April 16- CBS: JAG (R), Guardian (R), Amy (R)...NBC: Will (R), Ellie, Frasier (R), Scrubs, Dateline...FOX: 70s (R), Andy Richter, 24...ABC: Dharma, Spin, Blue, Philly...UPN: 2 Buffy Repeats...WB: Gilmore, Smallvile...
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
well that would hurt but if you were pumped full of morpine and got hit would you get hurt then



"For Those With Wings, Fly to your Dream's"

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

well that would hurt but if you were pumped full of morpine and got hit would you get hurt then



Probably not seeing as how you would already be dead due to an overdose of morphine.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
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I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
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My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
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Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
tallguy is the funniest person alive. i swear, he really is. seriously. im not joking. really. he is. yea...


HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hybrid, you dropped these.......[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


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diadelsuerte
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Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
apussah has been wounded for quite awhile, but i think he is finally dead for good.




"Get busy living or get busy dying."
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Here lies "apussah".

Apussah died this afternoon, April 16, 2002 at approximately 4:15 p.m. from a shotgun blast.




Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey Hey

Good-Bye


Master of the Cold....
theinsectsgotme
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I think it's been replaced by "hack, hack, phht." But I could be wrong.

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
It's amazing how comedians who cross Dice seem to disappear. Wasn't it Otto and George that knocked Dice out of the Ultimate Comedian Challenge? Now they're banished...Hmmmmmm. I hope you're all happy.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your house on fire but it's just the way i am you'll have to take it for a fact life can really burn you up when you're a pyromaniac if you love somebody better set them on fire i went to your house last night your dad called me the human torch got a little pissed at him so i burned down your front porch now i feel a little bad about pouring gas on your dad but you know it's hard to quit and besides he started it i just bought a brand new lighter and i cannot wait to use it with a can of kerosene it's lots of fun you can't refuse it oily rags are special things you know to me they're diamond rings maybe we can have some fun maybe we can burn someone if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire you know that it would be untrue you know that i would be a liar if i were to say to you i didn't set your dad on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire if you love somebody better set them on fire if you love somebody why not set them on fire
Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

R.I.P.
Rest In Peace? No, I say Rot In Purgatory. There's no doubt why "apussah" has been terminated, but oddly enough I thought it was the ONLY funny thing he ever said.



"My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Rest In Peace? No, I say Rot In Purgatory.


If he's in Purgatory, doesn't that give him a chance to make up and come back? Do we really want that?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
[U2]Walk On[/U2]

Now, who is Jay Mohr going to get his catchphrases from?

ClusterF@#$
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Too bad... Otto and George are hillarious... they did a lot for the show, they got a lot of exposure.. too bad it had to work out this way. (Look at me.. I'm talking about 'them' like they are two guys)

One of my favorite bits ever is still when Ant convinces Dice that the Puppet is there without Otto.

RIP funny guys... too bad it had to work out this way.

quote:

Now, who is Jay Mohr going to get his catchphrases from?


Dice.... who else?



Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 4-17-02 @ 1:58 PM
scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Here I thought this was about Robert Urich...

I'll just climb in that ol' coffin



State County Municipal Offender Database System
Lurker Deluxe
attila
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The end of an era. :(

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!


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