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IkeaBoy
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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
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quote:

I HATE TO REFER TO STERN...BECAUSE OF ALL THE PREADOLESCENTS ON THIS SITE...BUT LESS IS MORE. CAN'T HE JUST FEED THE JOKES TO O&A?
What does age have to do with this? And by feeding jokes to O&A do you mean taking the time to write down a spontaneous line so O&A can read it and take credit for it a la what stern did with martling?




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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 7:09 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

anyone else think the show would be better without him being on every day?
Maybe.

But,
quote:

or should I say Kevin
Hmmm...



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 8:12 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
sometimes I even think the show lags a bit when Norton isn't there because there is nobody to throw in the well timed mule joke here and there.



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 8:36 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
jewdown how am i simple minded if I state an opinion??
actually I think a simple minded individual is afraid to challenge what is socially accepted and uses phrases like "die you pathetic jackoffs"


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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
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quote:

die you pathetic jackoff




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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:07 PM      
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VIVA LA SPAZ SHUT THE F UP YOU FN TOOL! YOUR A ZILCH.. YOUR NOTHING!.. DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER! OMG PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY DIE!

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

OMG PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY DIE!



yes you should... I mean they



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

sometimes I even think the show lags a bit when Norton isn't there because there is nobody to throw in the well timed mule joke here and there.


ya man, I now what you mean. Wanna get high?

I love Nortons cutsie ways and his cherub like smile




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Killboy
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:46 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
How could anyone ever say anything bad about our dear, lovable "Lil' Norton". Anyone who bad mouths Norton is obviously a mule licker.
quote:

You stink, and nobody likes you.
Respect the genius, and relax with the bullshit threads. I've learned my lesson.


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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Leave little Jimmy alone-- he's fucking hilarious.


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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I think the show is great with just O&A but even better with Norton. He's always got funny lines and comments...hell, it's even funny when he fucks up on his painfully obvious website and show plugs.



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hooknose
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Norton had the best line of the show today when refering to Rick flying to London to see Ahha.

"I would rather fly to Hati for a blood transfusion."

I spit out pepsi with that one.

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
excuse me sir, but you stink!

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
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Jump in a SUV with Left eye and die in hoduras.

Yeah Norton is on the show a lot, but still he's funny. He's gold when he goes off!



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Norton rules!! Like hooknose said, that line "I would rather fly to Haiti for a blood transfusion" was classic. I laughed so hard at work, my boss came over to my desk to find out what the hell I was laughing at.

ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I really don't see Jimmy getting old or played out at all soon. He knows when to pick his spots and doesn't take the spotlight away from O&A. Thus then he is the perfect 3rd wheel for the show.

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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I've always wondered what it would be like to throw a bunch of retards in a cage and let them fight...

I like it.





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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
be careful Alkey, you got a little close to the cage. There's a little yellow bus following you down the street.

IrishAlkey
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
HELP!

I'm being bombarded by helmets and prosthetic apendages!





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J D
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 3:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Norton sucks monkey balls. He has like 10 lines he rotates over and over and over. It was nice the first 3 months, now it's just stupid and boring. "Oh look, Norton made a mule/tinkle/AIDS/he stinks/awful/hooker/tussle hair/crinkle crinkle joke." The show went downhill as soon as he came one. No wonder the ratings in NYC went down. I tune out once in a while, I live in NYC, and I've been listening for 3-4 years, and I NEVER tuned out back in 99, 00. Syndication + Norton = ratings drop in NYC
and oh yea, Allan Sniffen was RIGHT when he talked about O&A's ratings in New York. While still number one, the shows quality went down BIG TIME.
Flame me all you want. I don't give an F.



This message was edited by J D on 5-9-02 @ 3:41 PM
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Flame me all you want. I don't give an F.
You hard the man - FLAME ON!!!11 :-D


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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
jimmy norton<3333


viva la spaz
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
Well said JD, Im glad Im not the only one around here who is intelligent enough to formulate his own opinion.

Ive also noticed that Anthony is now starting to sound like Norton and tends to copy his 'crinkle crinkle' humor which totally sucks. Anthony was much funnier without him.

Vodak
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
I agree. O&A needs to get someone funnier then nortin on the show. someone with new material.. I'm thinking Vos.

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Emodius
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:

Well said JD, Im glad Im not the only one around here who is intelligent enough to formulate his own opinion.



Hey fucktard, measuring someone's intelligence based entirely on the fact that your entire "braintrust" of two people agrees on an issue and assuming those that don't agree with you are stupid and unable to form their own opinion speaks volumes for advocacy of retroactive abortions. I believe this quote fits my emotions of the moment towards you two:

quote:

I hope a homeless Haitian fucks a hole in your throat like an old throat cancer victim and shoots AIDS and syphilis down into your fat gullet via your trachea so much it spews forth from grandfathers colostomy bag next time you toss his salad.


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This message was edited by Emodius on 5-10-02 @ 11:34 AM


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