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DonWest
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 5:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I have never seen his act before but please tell me those few "jokes" that he did were only for the radio?

ewwfahh's beer
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
///VOS RULES!!!///

Give me more beer
Spitfire5151
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Haha, I know it doesn't make sense but Vos is so unfunny that it becomes funny.


Brandon R.
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Norton's Victim
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Well, Vos killed more on the stairs today then Norton killed on the stage last night.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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IkeaBoy
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
But Vos broke the first rule of comedy. "What are you looking at Spike Lee...this guy kind of looks like Spike Lee."




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 12:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Half the U.S knows now that Vos is dodgeing his daughter for $6.


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IkeaBoy
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 2:10 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Imagine the interest on that $6 since the first time he told that joke...




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Believe it or not but I heard his act is pretty good - Even O&A said it a few times - Hard to believe



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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
Believe it or not but I heard his act is pretty good - Even O&A said it a few times - Hard to believe



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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 3:02 AM      
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Legend, you have the sporting factor of a container of cottage cheese




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 3:02 AM      
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so prolific, you felt the need to say it twice, huh?





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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
Yup....heard some of those jokes when he was here in Buffalo a few weeks ago. His act is much better than I thought it would be, although I had heard some of the jokes many, many times before.

Joey BigArms
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Vos is best when he just abuses the audience.


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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Vos's Act

Sucks

...i thought it was word association.

I Know More Than You Think...

hope you live up to be...what you will...i choose to keep myself free...and the truth is...i always think of you...but you will... think of me... smiling... smiling... -JCS

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Subzero316
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Subama Bin Zero
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Vos is the best when he just abuses the audience.


He loves playing the heel.


Master of the Cold....
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
wait wasent vos who said"let you woumb be barren" when he was warming up for the daily show.


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
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quote:

wait wasent vos who said"let you woumb be barren" when he was warming up for the daily show.
Paul Mercurio.

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Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Vos funny? Is this the same guy who picks up women with the lines," Can I buy you a house? or My tongue is your Tongue, use it for whatever you need?" Lets not give the Helmut wearing, splooge swallower any more credit he deserves.....


VOS IS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS GETTING A PAPERCUT ACROSS THE TIP OF YOUR MULE AND THEN DIPPING IT IN LEMON JUICE!!!!
Killboy
posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
About 2 weeks ago I saw Vos on "Premium Blend" on Comedy Central. He was the last comic and only had like 6 or 7 minutes but he basically did, word for word, all the stuff O&A bust on him for. I wonder what his live show is like?


Why, Yes! It is.
Fast Freddy
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posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Well, Vos killed more on the stairs today then Norton killed on the stage last night.


what happend? did he bomb?

Eat that snatch faggot!
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:38 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

did he bomb?


probably


Master of the Cold....
njstrawberry
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 8:53 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
...love rich...great comedian...doesn't get his due...



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
Vos
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posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
NJ thanks for sticking up for me, but I do get me do,, maybe not from the tarts on the board but from audiences, comics, and the comedy Industry. People are to dumb [not you NJ] to realize that when O and A fuck with me its just a bit. They have seen me perform over 15 times and I have killed every time. Like I did in virginia with Norton Fri. when Opie introduced me. Also when you do shows like comedy central premium blend they pretty much pick the material they want you to do. I have more TV credits than 90% of the comics out there, over 3000 cd's sold, and I fucked more girls this weekend than X file has in his life. Speaking of Xfile I was cleaning my baby seed off his mothers back the other night, and I am thinking this is great not only do I get to fuck his sister in the ass I get to pull out and shoot on his mom. Vos



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Joey BigArms
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posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
And Vos drives a Mercedes, do not forget that.


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posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
[Vos]Have you seen my new jokes? I'm dodging them.[/Vos]




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