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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
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I'm Ben's second cousin.

I think Barch is Opie's gay uncle.

Where do you fall in the retarded WNEW family tree?

Wait, does this mean we're all in the mafia?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:40 PM      
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
So quick with the photoshop skills...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I think I fall into the "other" category.

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol" - Somebody


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

How are you related?

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
C'mon, this quote is too obvious. No prize for guessing this one.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:46 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I'm sure I'm related to Ol' Dirty in one way or another.





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Brain is Black Earl's "brother."






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
What you want on this family tree?

And if any of you cocksmokers say, "A couple of porchmonkeys swinging by their necks", I'll track you down and kill you.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Today Show Suzie got me stoned twice... does that count?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
wtf
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
I saw Today Show Suzie on TV. Does that count?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Danked and wtf have to sit at the kiddie table at our family reunion.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
No fucking fair! I was around way before ol' limp dick over there! Why am I being forced to the kiddie table?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Be quiet before I send you away to "camp" with Subzero.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
if you trace back the roots, i'm anthony's uncle's brother-in-law's nephew's son's cousin's daughter's aunt's neice's grandmother's step brother's great-grandson



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch. :-D

OK, this one is a little more obscure (but not really). Who wants to win a cookie for getting it right?

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 5:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I am Today Show Suzie, does that count?

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"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 5:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I am Today Show Suzie, does that count?


Only to Matt Lauer.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Suzie made teh funney.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
OzzLord_99
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 5:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
If lil' Jimmy Norton was wearing a monkey mask, I'd be his uncle.


I'm the SweetHeart! That's The A-Hole Over There!
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.
hmm, so is mine :eek:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
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posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:32 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
opie doesnt care about my life
tog


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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.





}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:23 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

The Brain posted on 05-20-2002 @ 3:45 PM

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Drusilla posted on: 5-21-02 @ 1:12 AM

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
I knew it! Brain and Drusilla are brother and sister.
quote:

Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.

OK, this one is a little more obscure (but not really). Who wants to win a cookie for getting it right?


Chocolate chip, brotherman.





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 3:26 AM      
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I think we all know who Subzero is related to. Hopefully he'll end up taking the same route...




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I knew it! Brain and Drusilla are brother and sister.




damn, i totally missed that.

we look a lot a like, don't we?



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?



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