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Danfrommydeek
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
howdy... faggots... What is the name of the song that O&A come back from commercial with that says "WAKE UP.........Something something soemthing........get your make up.......u wanted to........something something something........ u wanted to !!!" I'm sure someone can help me. I CAN'T GET IT OUTTA MY HEAD !!! :mad:

Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Hey cum-guzzler. You ever wake me up like that again, I'll kick your teeth in and step on your head and testicles, if you have any.

Its a song by System Of A Down, from the CD Toxicity. Not sure the name of the song.



This message was edited by Tussle King on 5-21-02 @ 11:23 AM
OzzLord_99
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
That song is called Chop Suey.


I'm the SweetHeart! That's The A-Hole Over There!
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
And it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Don't turn on the radio much, eh?






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Danfrommydeek
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 11:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Aren't very good with computer graphics or photoshop ?? EH ?? :-D

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
OHHH...he really got you there Alkey.




Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]





AMY IS MY BITCH!



Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Well, the shadow underneath the name is nice. :-D

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm no Captain Notepad.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Danfrommydeek
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
You are obviously not CAPTAIN PENMENSHIP either. Is that script or skribble or what ?

Do u like ferris wheels ?
:rolleyes:

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

PENMENSHIP


Nice try.

lol




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You are obviously not CAPTAIN PENMENSHIP either. Is that script or skribble or what ?

Do u like ferris wheels ?




Listen, Subzero-fucking-lite, the sig is a joke of which you would have no fucking clue, so remove yourself from my colon before you make yourself look any more mentally challenged.

Ferris wheels? I'll tear you a brand-spanking-new ass so quick you'll have to stick your fist down your throat to remove the feces. Get your rocks off at somebody else's expense, goofy numbnuts.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Listen, Subzero-fucking-lite, the sig is a joke of which you would have no fucking clue, so remove yourself from my colon before you make yourself look any more mentally challenged.

Ferris wheels? I'll tear you a brand-spanking-new ass so quick you'll have to stick your fist down your throat to remove the feces. Get your rocks off at somebody else's expense, goofy numbnuts.


There is definitely a pattern developing here.

I think an intervention is going to be required for Grumpy-lite. :-D :) :-p




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

There is definitely a pattern developing here.

I think an intervention is going to be required for Grumpy-lite.

What's with all the "-lite" versions of some of our posters? :confused:

And can I be "Buttmunch-lite"? I'll say stuff like "Toss my cookies" or sumthin' like that. :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I think an intervention is going to be required for Grumpy-lite.



"Hi, my name is Alkey and I'm upset."

quote:

And can I be "Buttmunch-lite"?



FU Brainmunch!!1

You could say "Toss my fried chicken."






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

Danfrommydeek
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
I know what a sig pic is you small dick cunt... I would just hope that someone who posts 2000+ posts a day would have a better pic. Your current one is just a picture and description of your loose mother. I miss her beard....

I miss it very much....

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Dan.... go away you silly fuck!

You've got a hell of a lot of nerve. A thread hijack is in progress.

Alkey stole my thunder the racist fucker, I was gonna say "Toss My Watermelon".




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I know what a sig pic is you small dick cunt...



AHEM...
quote:

Listen, Subzero-fucking-lite, the sig is a joke of which you would have no fucking clue, so remove yourself from my colon before you make yourself look any more mentally challenged.



Where the fuck in the preceding statement did I attempt to explain to your thick-headed, shit-for-brains self, what a sig is? What's that? Exactly, nowhere.

quote:

I would just hope that someone who posts 2000+ posts a day would have a better pic. Your current one is just a picture and description of your loose mother.



I'll repeat, the sig is a fucking joke that I understand, others understand, and I could give a rat's ass and testicle combination platter whether or not you understand. Comment on things you know, it makes you look much brighter.

As for the witty, little remark about posts, you're the 39285695656218756091387th person to go down that route when fighting with another member of this board. Be original.

As for the remark about my mother, I'll travel back to 1984 and go cry about it then. Again, prove you can be original, funny, witty, quick or downright evil if you're gonna fight. Otherwise, you are teh dopey.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

FU Brainmunch!!1

You could say "Toss my fried chicken."

Other possible catch-phrases:
"Kiss my grits"
"Water my melon"
"Toss my cotton"
"Chuck my spear"

EDIT: and I like the suggestion from Buttmunch (the original), too.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 5-21-02 @ 12:41 PM
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I would just hope that someone who posts 2000+ posts a day would have a better pic
As oppossed to no pic at all?

Why not try reading and intermingling with the board, instead of coming out of the gate with the "fuck off, I'm a toughguy" attitude - you'll have more fun, and you won't bleed out of your ass as much.


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Wanna play with my wood panelling?


Unicron
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
oh....OH man....oof....ohhh...OHHH..the blood is everywhere......poor poor Dan...it's official, Dan's balls have been ripped off, and i think he might have been ripped a new asshole, i...i can't tell from my vantagepoint.....


OUTCAST

Weed Kills Depression
Good Weed


This message was edited by Unicron on 5-21-02 @ 12:50 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Chuck my spear"


WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR!11!1111!!!!!!!!


*coughLMMFYBOBTTMRMFTIEScough*






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
I'll play with it, baby!

goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Otherwise, you are teh dopey
Will DFMD have a new status?


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Wanna play with my wood panelling?


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

i think he might have been ripped a new asshole

That usually happens when Alkey's around, but not for the reasons you might expect. :rolleyes:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Toss my Coo Vah See Ay!!!1
Fulfill my Tropical Fantasy !!!1



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??




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