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knock411
posted on 03-16-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Your momma so u Oh wait wring thread.

Hey Valby is hilarious. He comes up with alot of this shit off the top of his head. He has been around a long time. But everyone is entitled to tehir own Opinion.

djgrrrl
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
You have to remember that he usually performs in bars and clubs where people intake large quantities of alcohol that make him BE MORE FUNNY!!

PS-Wasn't Frank Caliendo just plain annoying this time around?

Voyer bus window licker
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
ur a dumbass
u obviously have no sense of humor
eat dog shit



"Ralph: And this is the sandbox, I'm not allowed in the deep end. And this is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
"Hi Lisa. Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."
"Today I saw Principal Skinner and Ms. Krabapple making babies in the closet, and I saw one of the babies, and the babie looked at me"
"when I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"
"I heard your daddy went into a resturant, and ate everything in the resturant, and they had to close the resturant."
"me fail english? thats unpossible."
"Your toys are fun. Mine are all sticky."



attila
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
John Valby is funny. The main problem when he's on the air is that they have to dump out of almost everything he says.The dump cuts out at least 4 seconds of words. So you will go from point A to point D. You just have to wait and hear the edited version with the bleeps in it. Ths is the same problem when Otto & George are on. They are absolutely hysterical. But only when you hear the edited version. You can thank the FCC for this "all in the context" crap.

Is that Don on the phone?
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
He's better than a loop of the same six notes from an old song with a drum machine and scratching noises added by some lame ass old school DJ... Oh wait, you're a newbie. Let me start again-

He's better than a rock block!




VALBY RULES!


Ponderous...F*ing ponderous
King f-tard
posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01

I just raped napster for like 40 of his songs, and they all are pretty funny, since you can hear all the words that get dumped. I would love to go see him in person, I agree with whoever said that large quantities of alcohol would make it even funnier, which would be more gooder.




Kindly adopted by Ronreddog

DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
honestly never heard of this guy untill i heard him on the show. there was a guy Rich Meyer who used to do the same thing a few years back, even had the same leprosy song. he is funny though!!

"you, your very good you, I'm gonna be seeing alot of you"
Eddie Haskell
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 1:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
This guy is great in a club. Radio is not a place to enjoy his act.

BANGING MRS CLEAVER 24/7!!!
mirear hurtz
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
JOHN VALBY KICKS ASS, I bought one of his Cd's online about 3 weeks ago, and just got it the other day. I got him on Napster if anyone wants his album, Greatest Tits, my screen name on Napster is opantfan

Yeah I know, I gotta learn how to spell!

Voyer bus window licker
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
im sorry puma for being such an ass to you...
i get mad very easily



"Ralph: And this is the sandbox, I'm not allowed in the deep end. And this is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
"Hi Lisa. Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."
"Today I saw Principal Skinner and Ms. Krabapple making babies in the closet, and I saw one of the babies, and the babie looked at me"
"when I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"
"I heard your daddy went into a resturant, and ate everything in the resturant, and they had to close the resturant."
"me fail english? thats unpossible."
"Your toys are fun. Mine are all sticky."


adopted by broken jaw


Yankee Bleacher Anthony
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Anyone who said Valby is stupid needs to shut the F up.

Rog2K
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

The main problem when he's on the air is that they have to dump out of almost everything he says.The dump cuts out at least 4 seconds of words.


And when they're not dumping, it's because he changes the words, so it takes away from the song.

If you haven't seen him live, then you have no idea what you're talking about....


E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly...

Kid Afrika
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
nevermind.

This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 3-19-01 @ 11:05 AM
Nikita
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Not to repeat what everyone else has said but..you really do need to see Valby in person..having 300 drunk people singing along w/him and yelling shit out adds to his act..and he's not an act that can be edited like that and not lose a lot of his appeal.

Yankee Bleacher Anthony
posted on 03-19-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I agree with you 100%...The best place to see him is Toads Place In NEW HAVEN Ct



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