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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

More insider info from the brain-dead poster...


Damn alkey, once again spewing out the gospel, god bless ya man



Irish Alkey is my homey, Barch gets me laid & Katylina makes me explain myself!
PeterDragon
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Awesome WBK,
[tom]My bad[/tom]
I didn't scroll down - I went straight to O&A section, and the Daily O&A recap;
I never thought to look BELOW the "Featured Smut Sites"


I'm a little surprised they're taking Mon (holiday), tues, wed & thurs off and returning Fri; I know they want to promo the softball game, but why take all that time off, come in for one day, and then be off for the weekend?

2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (You gotta believe....)
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with PASSION
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team not finish below 10th in team hitting
3b. Learn how to run the bases
4. Mets win World Series

This message was edited by PeterDragon on 5-28-02 @ 3:43 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
be grateful you found your way out.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Vodak
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
see them D&M bastards knew this whats why they ranted on friday

~~ VODAK ~~
Cleveland, Ohio, USA
http://www.pewp.net
attila
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Goddamnit!!!!! I wanted to hear em slay those 2 fat fucks before I move to San Diego this Friday!!!!! whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! :(:( :(:(



*5 day drive without O&A and R&F is gonna DRIVE ME CRAZY!

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!

This message was edited by attila on 5-28-02 @ 3:45 PM
PeelinShrimp
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Something must be up,,after being called Greg and Acne for over 2 hours on Friday,,I am sure they were fit to be tied,,somethings up.. :mad:

Not to mention they called them
1 Pussies
2 called them out for an actual fist fight
3 the dumb bitch even goofed on them and threatened them
4 and finally, that TOOL Mike did an absooolutely horrible Dice impression!!

Damn!!! I so wish they were on live!!!!!!!

Peace out,,I am going to peel some shrimp now!!



This message was edited by PeelinShrimp on 5-28-02 @ 3:57 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I am sure they were fit to be tied



That's one way to look at it.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 5:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

somethings up
or maybe they just don't give enough of a shit about them to cut short their loooong weekend...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

More insider info from the brain-dead poster...


[Cartman]Excuse me but i do beleave that sucked ass[/Cartman]


Master of the Cold....
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
believe



:rolleyes:



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

beleave
Sub, there's this thing called a dictionary. Please, for the love of Allah, buy one. You are murdering the English language.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
jewdown
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 8:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

before I move to San Diego this Friday!!...


What are you in for?



"We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-28-2002 @ 10:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

[Cartman]Excuse me but i do beleave that sucked ass[/Cartman]




I'm sick of your stupid, fucking one-liners. If you don't remedy some of the shit circulating around you by either disappearing or making an attempt to apologize to somebody you've fucking pissed off, I pray to my Lord above that this message board explodes in your fucking face like it has never exploded before. I pray you can't fucking fart without twenty people reminding you how low-fucking-class you are. I hope this is fun for you, cuz I ain't going anywhere. I'm your shadow; the one that knows how to spell.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-28-02 @ 10:44 PM
FoundryMusicScott
posted on 05-28-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
If this extended vacation was spontaneous, then I have no qualms with it. However, if they knew they were going to take most of this week off, I do have somewhat of a problem. In the past, O&A had no shame or the like in telling their audience they'll be taking an extra few days off relative to an adjoining holiday. If that is the case, why didn't they say as such on Friday? Like I said, if this was spontaneous, no problems here.

"That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President."
-President George W. Bush, 9/11/01

"Billy Reynolds, of Engine Co. 76, mentioned that a lot of firefighters were probably going to die today, and no one could argue the point." - Picciotto, Richard, "Last Man Down; A Firefighter's Story of Survival and Escape from the World Trade Center," 2001; p. 19.
Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

beleave


Jesus F-ing christ sub-zero, are you fucking serious? I never get involved with the calling out of grammer and spelling thing but this ridiculous! Are you really that fucking stupid? beleave? beleave? beleave? No fucking way, had to be a joke!



Irish Alkey is my homey, Barch gets me laid & Katylina makes me explain myself!
Norton's Victim
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Last week they said something about adding a new city on Monday (whcih probably meant Tuesday). This probably has something to do with syndication. Now that their numbers have shown to be great they will probably be adding cities and switching cities and time slots. My guess, and this has no facts to support it, is that there are probably some formalities being worked out at stations. Especially in Washington. When they come back, it'll probably be good news. The D&M thing will probably be behind them. They may goof on it for a little because of the listener interest, but they've already won that battle and it is time to move on to become the biggest thing ever in afternoon radio.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

cuz I ain't going anywhere.


Then I guess you have to deal with me then.

quote:

I'm your shadow;


No thanks I have a shadow of mine own and I sure don't need your lame shadow.

quote:

the one that knows how to spell.


Geez then I guess I have to give you award huh. :rolleyes:


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Then I guess you have to deal with me then.


It's the other way around, pussy.

quote:

No thanks I have a shadow of mine own and I sure don't need your lame shadow.


You're stuck with it, pussy.

quote:

Geez then I guess I have to give you award huh.


How about I give you an award if you actually make reference to what the fuck it is that got you into this shit in the first place instead of dodging the goddamn fucking issues like a fucking spineless, weak, scrotumless pussy, pussy?

You're a bitch.

Fuck that, you're my bitch.

Pussy.







WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-29-02 @ 1:15 AM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Me and my shadow
Trolling at a bar near you
Me and my shadow
Standing by your car at two

And when it's ten o'clock
I'll be there
You want my cock?
Sexy facial hair.

Just me and my shadow
Stand alone and have no clue.




Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


ChuckyKnuckles
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Aren't Rick and his wife at an AH HA concert
right now in London?



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I actually got inside information that either Opie or Anthony (I think it was Anthony) had to be rushed to the hospital because of a sudden, extreme case of appendicitis last night and he's still in surgery today which is why it was worst of today and depending on his condition, may be worst of tomorrow.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wed May 29- CBS: 60 Minutes 2, 9- Miss Universe 2002...Nbc: West wing (R), Baskeball ...FOX: 80s, grounded (R), bernie mac (R), greg the bunny (NEW)...ABC: Kids (R), Jim (R), Carey (R), Adventures in TV (return of that 930 830 central show), Peter Jenning Reportings...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef (R)..WB: Dawson's Creek (R), Creek (R)...
picks: Greg at 9:#0- FOX
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 12:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fuck that, you're my bitch.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you wish, but isn't ants you're bitch you can't have two.

another award winning reply by alkey, You stink and i dont like you.

Faggot.


Master of the Cold....
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Actually, I'm his bitch. He isn't a faggot, and you wish you were him.

You stink, and no one likes you.

Thank you and fuck off.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.






JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 1:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you wish



Again, it's the other way around, pussy.

quote:

but isn't ants you're bitch you can't have two.


You FINALLY used the word "you're," but you used it in the wrong context. You should be beaten about the face and head with a fucking Phonics book, pussy.

quote:

another award winning reply by alkey, You stink and i dont like you.


Another fucking reply wherein you ignore the reason I'm making your time here a living hell in the first fucking place, pussy.

Why must you ignore the problem, pussy?
Are you stupid, pussy?
Do you like the way things are turning out for you around here, pussy?
Do you not realize that an apology would pretty much save your ass and I'd leave you the fuck alone, pussy?
Do you have a fucking set worth discussing, pussy?
You don't think I'm the only one who feels this way, do you, pussy?
You do realize it'll get a whole lot worse before it gets any better, don't you, pussy?
Or is this just the type of sniveling little twat you are? Worthless? A punk? Can't admit when you're wrong? A bitch? My bitch? Yup, I think I've done a damn good job of proving that, pussy.

Your turn, pussy.

Give me your best sarcastic statement that isn't even sarcastic, and your most intimidating smiley, pussy.

Make sure you call me a tool and tell me I'm not funny, pussy.

I'll be here, pussy.










WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!



This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-29-02 @ 12:47 PM


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