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Generic_Laxative
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Second paragraph.....


HAMPTON HANGERS-ON BOOTED

By RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON


Molly Simms
-Photo by:
Dan Herrick/DMI


ONE of the highlights at Jason Binn's party Saturday in Southampton was watching Chuck Zito, the Hell's Angel who stars in "Oz," throwing out party crashers, including the very familiar gray-haired freeloader known as "Shaggy."
One invited guest who didn't get the bum's rush was Radioman, the charming autograph hound who frequents movie sets and premieres, and actually landed cameos in "Bringing Out the Dead," "Deep Impact" and "Joe Gould's Secret."

Anthony Cumia (of Opie and Anthony fame) was seen arriving by helicopter from his digs in Manhattan. Accompanied by his twelve year old girlfriend Anthony was heard saying the young woman’s birthday was next Friday. Friends feared she may have “hit the wall” with Anthony’s attention turning to ever younger women.

Radioman was still there at dawn on Sunday, having crashed on Binn's backyard hammock, covered in Frette sheets.
Guests who didn't stay so long included magician David Copperfield, who was egged on to stand on top on Binn's chimney for 35 minutes, in a spoof of David Blaine's 35-hour stunt, and jump into the pool. He declined.
Anne Hearst, Ron Galotti, Robin Byrd, Rita Schrager and Jon Tisch were still having a raucous time at 9 p.m. when Zito silenced the crowd and told them the party was over. "You don't have to go to home, but you have to leave here," he said.
Later that night, love 'em-and-leave 'em lothario Ed Burns was prowling for pretty young things at the Star Room in Wainscott. Burns, who has bewitched bold-faced beauties Christy Turlington and Heather Graham, was spotted sweet-talking Old Navy spokesmodel Molly Simms and Derek Jeter squeeze Jordana Brewster, who was sitting with "Boston Public" starlet Rashida Jones and her boyfriend Mark Ronson.
Racoon-eyed heiress Paris Hilton shimmied on the dance floor with square-jawed fiancee Jason Shaw while mannequins Carmen Kass and Jaquetta Wheeler cooled their high heels nearby.
Even later, at Christian Curry's Conscience Point, Paris, Shaw, Nicky Hilton and MTV's Bryan McFayden, newly single model May Anderson and Elizabeth Kieselstein-Cord crowded into a VIP room banquette to quaff Cristal Champagne and groove to the ear-rattling sound system.
Sunday at the Hamptons Auto Classic in Bridgehampton, Alec and Stephen Baldwin showed up to support the benefit for their mother Carol Baldwin's breast cancer foundation. Stephen, thought by many to be the most talented of the Baldwin brothers, was with his wife and two adorable daughters. They are very well brought up, reports photographer Bettina Cirone.
When Stephen tried to shield his girls from the paparazzi, the younger one shouted: "Daddy, why won't you let them take my picture? I want my picture in the newspapers."

;)





This message was edited by Generic_Laxative on 5-29-02 @ 3:06 PM
Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
What the fuck are you talking about?

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
He took an actual news story from PAge Six about people in the Hamptons and wrote his own, painfully unfunny paragraph about Anthony.

Oh I get it, it said something about a person named RadioMan so he figured it would be funny to write a paragraph making Radioman Anthony not the guy he really is. *fake laugh*





"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
*Bang* *Bang*
Shooting from the hip?
Try harder next time asshole.




Can I help you? E-mail me.

#OpieAnthony on Dalnet

Syndrummer
LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
OK now I get it, Mad Libs For Assholes.

Generic_Laxative
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Geez.. I am failing to impress the "Moron Elite" now I really feel bad.

Lord Slug
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I thought I had too much time on my hands. Man, I'm going to go shoot myself now. :eek:
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You are a stupid fucking moron.

Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
a s s h o l e

Irish Alkey is my homey, Barch gets me laid & Katylina makes me explain myself!
Generic_Laxative
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 2:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
C'mon..."asshole, fucking asshole, fucking moron"
these are insults? Stop acting like your talking to your mom(s).

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Stop acting like your talking to your mom(s).
You're.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

C'mon..."asshole, fucking asshole, fucking moron"
these are insults?



Last time I checked...yes.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Generic_Laxative
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
.... got me....

Lord Slug
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Congrats, Generic_Laxative, you just got a "TOOL!" rating with this post! Your parents must be proud.

"Evil wil triumph over good because good is dumb"
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Oh, I get it.........

That was supposed to be FUNNY, right? Maybe it was supposed to be CLEVER. Maybe it was meant to ENTERTAIN us.

Please look up the words in bold and read what they mean. Then maybe you can come back. Hey, I hear the short bus horn. Better run along, Corky.

DiamondDust
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 3:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
OKAY TERRIFIC



Just another observation of insanity.
Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Sunday at the Hamptons Auto Classic in Bridgehampton, Alec and Stephen Baldwin showed up to support the benefit for their mother Carol Baldwin's breast cancer foundation. Stephen, thought by many to be the most talented of the Baldwin brothers, was with his wife and two adorable daughters. They are very well brought up, reports photographer Bettina Cirone.


Why are you posting Baldwin Brother stories on the Opie and Anthony message board?



Irish Alkey is my homey, Barch gets me laid & Katylina makes me explain myself!
SpawnOfStern
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
I don't know what you guys are talking about. That news story was a riot. I hear laxative boy is getting picked up by fat and fatter as a writer. Quite witty!

NortonsMule
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
What a dick!! try to get some info on whats going on with the show and you get a dumb ass tool

"People say u cant get enough milk form a cat to make cereal.I say sure u can just use less cereal"
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 7:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

I don't know what you guys are talking about. That news story was a riot. I hear laxative boy is getting picked up by fat and fatter as a writer. Quite witty!



*STANDS UP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
[Sarcasm]THIS MANS A GENIUS! EVERYONE, BASK IN HIS AWESOME ARRAY OF KNOWLEDGE. NO WONDER WHY EVERYONE LOVES HIS WITTY HUMOR! AREN'T YOU AMAZED AT HIS GENIUS THAT HE CAN BASH PEOPLE AND SPEND MOST OF HIS LIFE ON A MESSAGE BOARD AND STILL HAVE A GREAT LIFE! BRAVO BRAVO! [/Sarcasm]
IF THERE IS A GOD THIS IDIOT WOULD HAVE HIS DICK IN A BLENDER AND HIS BRAIN DONATED SO A FORM OF LIFE WITCH IS BETTER THEN HIM LIVE AND THAT IS A MONKEY.EDIT-GERBIL






This message was edited by Tallguy 22 on 5-29-02 @ 8:02 PM
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 9:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
that was gay



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

THIS MANS A GENIUS! SO A FORM OF LIFE WITCH IS BETTER THEN HIM LIVE AND THAT IS A MONKEY.


This man's a genius!...so a form of life which is better than him live




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wed May 29- CBS: 60 Minutes 2, 9- Miss Universe 2002...Nbc: West wing (R), Baskeball ...FOX: 80s, grounded (R), bernie mac (R), greg the bunny (NEW)...ABC: Kids (R), Jim (R), Carey (R), Adventures in TV (return of that 930 830 central show), Peter Jenning Reportings...UPN: Enterprise (R), Iron Chef (R)..WB: Dawson's Creek (R), Creek (R)...
picks: Greg at 9:#0- FOX

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 5-29-02 @ 9:31 PM
madbam
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 9:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah.......wait wha?? :-D

,



"Everything's funny as long as it happens to somebody else.."
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
your really cracking down on my spelling today ikea




FoundryMusicScott
posted on 05-29-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
So that's it? You've been a member since January of last year, and this is how you culminate your tenure? Pretty lame, if I might add.

"That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President."
-President George W. Bush, 9/11/01

"Billy Reynolds, of Engine Co. 76, mentioned that a lot of firefighters were probably going to die today, and no one could argue the point." - Picciotto, Richard, "Last Man Down; A Firefighter's Story of Survival and Escape from the World Trade Center," 2002; p. 19.


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