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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Waite there was a game yesterday?


that's the rumor.


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm in a lot of fucking pain


[Vos]I know the struggle...[/Vos]


Master of the Cold....
diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I guess vos can now blame the broken finger on his writing hand for his inability to write new material. Now he might not be able to give Norton the reacharound when they share their next hotel room together.



"How bout those Mets?"
Current Baseball Statistics: 5/21 vs. Chesnut Hill Academy : 0-3. Year to Date: 10-25, 9 bb, 14 rbis, 16 scored.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
alexc posted on 06-02-2002 @ 11:11 AM:
quote:

I know the struggle


SubZero posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:02 PM:
quote:

[Vos]I know the struggle...[/Vos]


At least Sub and Vos share the same comedic timing... :rolleyes: :-p :rolleyes:

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-2-02 @ 3:14 PM
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

[Vos]I know the struggle...[/Vos]

Does an original thought ever pass through that thick terrorist skull of yours, or do you think only in sound bytes?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





Keiththecop
Can spot a Lady Di time-warp at 100 yards
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
"I'm in a lot of pain" A direct quote from a patron leaving the Vos show at Banana's

Watching Vos's little midget legs running towards me at 2nd base = more funny


Peace

KTC

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Does an original thought ever pass though that thick terrorist skull of yours?


Look I can post whatever i want and i sure dont need your permission, enough with this terrorist shit its really geting old. >:o


Master of the Cold....
krahzee
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

Look I can post whatever i want and i sure dont need your permission, enough with this terrorist shit its really geting old.



quote:

Name: FollowThisLogic
Status: Moderator



Uh, I don't think so. :-p

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Look I can post whatever i want and i sure dont need your permission, enough with this terrorist shit its really geting old.



no it's not.



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?


This message was edited by Drusilla on 6-2-02 @ 5:31 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

And thank G-D you don't have to wear a chin strap in softball.
Vos IS Jewish!

Norton, you were surpringly good with your Bruno Maglis. Next year are you going to wear a suit and tie? The best was norton walking down the first base line all happy with his smile looking like a retarded boy being taken to Disney world for the first time.




"Don't be hitting me pal." - Tommy Grand to a tranny
Saturday June 1- Celeb Softball Game. CBS: Angel (R), District (R), District (R)...NBC: 60s ....HBO: Shrek...ABC: ALMA Awards...UPN: Fargo...TNT: Unforgiven...AMC: Wall Street...
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

I don't know if it's because my buzz was still going, but when I saw that pic I seriously fell out of my chair...

eh, I guess it's just the buzz..

But Sub, there's room for 2 in there. Jihad must be exhausting. (or so I've heard...)




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this Year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning recorDs this year 4. Mets win World Series


Tenbatsuzen
I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
With Vos' injuries, does that mean the Norton/Vos episode of "Trading Spaces" will be delayed?



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 4:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

With Vos' injuries, does that mean the Norton/Vos episode of "Trading Spaces" will be delayed?


amy, .... comment???? :eek:


I Love Teh Wang
Download Veldacy Songs... You Won't Regret It
-GomeZ-
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02




Trust Me!
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Goddamn that is beautiful.

I think this thread is missing a * now




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee ObJectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this Year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning recorDs this year 4. Mets win World Series


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 06-02-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Gomez = bestest poster evar!11

Is this the "bitch and moan about how very injured I am" thread?

Vos puts the "special" in Special Olympics.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

zootybang
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 6:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn, Gomez, I havent laughed out loud at a post In a long time. Nice job.


God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:


Look I can post whatever i want and i sure dont need your permission, enough with this terrorist shit its really geting old.



Nope, just remember that this board is no democracy. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH FTL!

Your demise is getting closer to reality.



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ScumbagSal
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Tracy Morgan stole my friend's shirt.

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 6:12 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH FTL!


not even if ur married, apparently. :P


I Love Teh Wang
Download Veldacy Songs... You Won't Regret It
-GomeZ-
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 7:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Gotta give the little bugger credit though, he danced his little dance all the way to the grave



Trust Me!
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Look I can post whatever i want and i sure dont need your permission

Absolutely true - and on that same principle, you should have no problem when I call you a fucking retard for never using your own words and speaking only in sound bytes.

quote:

enough with this terrorist shit its really geting old.

Actually I don't think it's getting old. Matter of fact, I think it's still not only pretty fucking funny, but true, you do look this one. You know, it's SO funny.... well, you'll see why soon enough.

quote:

YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH FTL!

Now, why ever would you say such a thing? I thought I was The People's Mod. :-D

quote:

not even if ur married, apparently. :P

Yeah, some "spouse" YOU are.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
remember i was always true


remember that i always tried


remember i loved only you


remember me and smile


for it's better to forget


than to remember me and cry





CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Vos, why in god's name did you play in the first place. You should have known that the minute that softball rolled over your hand, your finger would end up looking like the Coyote after the boulder came toppling down the hill.

-GomeZ-
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
They say a picture is worth a thousand words...So rather than say what just happened, let me present this pic:



That is all



Trust Me!
krahzee
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
That's some funny shit -GomeZ- :-D



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