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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Ugh... head swimming... what the fuck happened?

As always, pleasure for me to go out and get completely trashed with you fine folks.

Bro Joe, Laird, Ant, & Mike-- you guys kicked ass once again!

Berry-- Happy birthday!! Hope you haven't stopped celebrating yet. ;)
Panther-- next time, you sit facing the bar, so I can scope out the sidewalk.

Gooch-- if you ever order the wings again, and they send you HOT instead of mild, do yourself a favor and send them back LOL Hope you made it home OK.

Caz-- [SupaFly] you skipped out wif my money, woman! [/SupaFly] :-p

Alkey-- nice singing, deek LOL j/k

SyKo, Cunt-Twat, Silera, Ants, Rape, Crack Hitler, CRX, PB, GMann, Lent, CanWe and anyone else I may have forgotten-- wonderful to see you all again. C-ya at the softball game!



Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ow my head...beer bring pain!! Im getting old!!

Nice seeing everyone for our bi-weekly gathering! Thanx Rape for the shots...I owe ya! Not mentioning names cause for some reason its sorta a blur.......

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Resident of Mr.Rogers neighborhood
njstrawberry
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I had a great time. Thanks goes out to...Joe and the rest of the talented musicians, my buds and Mark for not taking the day off again! Mosquito - sorry your car got towed. J - Thanks for coming you thin liped nothing. Oh look food's here ttyl. Ha!

See you all in 2 weeks! :)



People like you have made me jaded.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
What the hell happened to Wednesday morning? (© Suzie 2002).



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
fuck you all


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

wtf
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
ouch

who knew a little bar9 bathroom evesdropping could cause so much trouble on the board

This message was edited by wtf on 6-5-02 @ 3:40 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Next day stories from Bar-9 is always interesting.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
I have only one bathroom story from last night. I went to pee and I didn't check for paper first so then I had to waddle out of my stall with my panties around my ankles to get paper. I noticed after I was waddling back to my stall that the door to the bathroom was open.

I was very drunk, I hope I amused you all.

See you next time!!!






Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


wtf
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
silera - ant wasn't taking a dump in the next stall at the time, was he?
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
No, all the stalls were empty. I had to check each one for paper.



Now, a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
I'm as real as cancer.
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Silera staggering around with her panties down and pee dripping~ fucking hot!!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
HOW DO I STOP THE DOUBLE POSTS?!?!?!?!

This message was edited by Roger on 6-5-02 @ 4:15 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
um how bout only click once


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
WOW, Ant's story made me so glad I didn't go last night! I have done a LOT of trash-talking in that bathroom, as well as plenty of other private debauchery in the basement of Bar 9.

-----------------------------------
"Cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds." HJS
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Joe, Anthony, Mike and Laird were great as usual and I had a really good time, but...

My favorite part of the night was at the end when a bunch of us went out to another bar, and Subzero sat there like a fucking idiot with a sad puppy look on his face because nobody bothered to invite him out or offer him a ride to the bar. It gave me great pleasure to see that stupid piece of shit sit there watching us all leave one by one, ignoring his presence because we all hate him.

Another part of the night that I enjoyed greatly was when Alkey and Silera started making out right in front of Subzero. It was funny because Subzero likes to stare at Silera and say inappropriate comments to her, and I know how much he hates Alkey. I laughed out loud as he intensely glared at them kissing each other.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Silera staggering around with her panties down and pee dripping~ fucking hot!!


Don't even think about it...






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ants you make the unwitty unfunny pieces of shit story's i have ever read, like i give a fuck what you think. the only thing you was missing last night was a kane's mask so you can match with that stupid red shirt. so then you can call yourself the big red retard. i sure didn't need to talk to assholes like yourself and Irish. i was just hanging there and i dont know why the fuck do you care what i do. you don't have anything interesting to say anyway. just to drink shots and get drunk i can see what your life will be in 10 years. You'll be nothing but a dumbass drunk. You're pretty big behind a computer, what you was to scared to step up to me and say something? who is the pussy now.


Master of the Cold....

This message was edited by Subzero316 on 6-5-02 @ 6:10 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
We can all take a good lesson from this...

Ant's just trying to be one of the girls. Awwww ;)



People like you have made me jaded.
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I went to pee and I didn't check for paper first so then I had to waddle out of my stall with my panties around my ankles to get paper. I noticed after I was waddling back to my stall that the door to the bathroom was open.




DAMMIT!!! I miss all the good stuff!!

Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Beware my posts....I might be banned again!
Resident of Mr.Rogers neighborhood
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You're pretty big behind a computer, what you was to scared to step up to me and say something? who is the pussy now.


Sounds like permission to me.

You said it.

We didn't.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
VG drives my puppy bus!

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

You're pretty big behind a computer, what you was to scared to step up to me and say something? who is the pussy now.
No, actually I was just watching and waiting for you to harass one of my friends again, then you would have seen that I'm definitely not a fucking pussy. I'm glad you managed to behave yourself for once though, I would have hated to waste my energy on your sorry ass. If you want to test me, fuck with one of my friends again.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Lent, I wanna see your Bar 9 pics, but I the link says its fucked up. FIX IT!! :)


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
"French, gay, whatever," Anthony said.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

but I the link says its fucked up
You the link? You da link yo.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Lent, I wanna see your Bar 9 pics, but I the link says its fucked up. FIX IT!!





i'm a dumbass, i forgot to put the zip extension on it. its ready. thanks rog. they'll soon be in the usual way for mass consumption.



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 06-05-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
hey rog,
welcome back! good seeing you last night, btw, my hair is much worse tonight!

lent, pics????????

ants, do you have a death wish? :rolleyes: are you crazy? see you for lunch tomorrow!!!! :-p



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!


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