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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Breaking news: Feds shut down makers of Longitude... | ||||
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| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:49 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | In Phoenix, the Feds have shut down and seized all assets of the company responsible for making the Longitude pills. Reason? The pills are worthless, don't work, and it's a shitload of false claims. You may remember Longitude as being a company that had a HEAVY ad rotation on WNEW for over six months. They also advertised on Howard Stern, Stern's E! show, and other male-oriented risque programming.  | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Is this the ad that guaranteed to make your junk bigger.  | ||||
| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Yeah, bigger junk *GUARANTEED* They also had big-ass four page ads in the back of Maxim... and the celebrity endorser was that Penthouse chick that Howard said he'd marry when Allison died... I can't remember her name... | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Here's the article. And, relax... horny goat weed is still available.  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | The weird thing is, a lot of the products that are sold on WNEW works - I'm living proof of Stacker 2 - and does Horny Goat Weed *guarantee* that you'll blow a two-quart load on your chick's tits? No. They make sure to say "every one is different." Longitude made claims they couldn't back up, hence the Feds coming in. | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 2:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | I was always a little suspicious of the line "guaranteed to add 3 inches in a month." I mean... how many times can you do that? Add 3" in January, another 3 in February... Even if you started with nothing, you'd be 3 feet long in a year. Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Named in the civil forfeiture action was Michael A. Consoli, 44, and his mother, Geraldine Consoli, 76, and Vincent J. Passafiume, 28. I think that explains it all. | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | I guess the boob enlargement pills dont work too. - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 3:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I dunno Lent, this was Stalker Patti after one months' supply of those pills...  | ||||
| diadelsuerte G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte. | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 7:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: Glad to see that whole terrorism thing has gone away and now the feds can concentrate on junk growth products  "Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." | ||||
| djgrrrl | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 7:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Maybe it just makes the rest of you smaller so your junk looks bigger.... | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 9:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: quote:Someone call me? ;) I tried the Stacker @, and it did shit for me - I never even felt it in 45 minutes, nothing (and I went through a whole bottle). I did try the goatweed though, and I'll be the first to say it did work for me. Now, I have absolutely no problem "in that area", so keep the whiskey-dick flames out (Slash can attest to my stamina...heh) but I figured I'd give it a go, kinda like what people were doing with Viagra even though they didn't need it. Again, it worked for me, maybe not for others. If you do have a problem in that area, I'd recommend it. 9 out of 10 times these products are scams, but once in a while they work.  You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.
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| Kramden's Delicious Marshall I think Yoda is sexy. | posted on 06-10-2002 @ 9:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote:If a product allowed pre-op female transsexuals to grow a third leg, 9 out of 10 guys would probably try it. :) "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children." | ||||
| FoundryMusicScott | posted on 06-11-2002 @ 5:08 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | Did Spitzer make a special trip out to Arizona for this special occasion? "That's what we're paid for, boys. We're gonna take care of this. We're going to find out who did this. They're not going to like me as President." -President George W. Bush, 9/11/01 "Billy Reynolds, of Engine Co. 76, mentioned that a lot of firefighters were probably going to die today, and no one could argue the point." - Picciotto, Richard, "Last Man Down; A Firefighter's Story of Survival and Escape from the World Trade Center," 2002; p. 19. | ||||
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