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barch97
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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 6:26 PM      
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Get your's here... Only $29.95

*Edit: LMAO... You gotta see the commercial




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This message was edited by barch97 on 6-17-02 @ 6:33 PM
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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 6:27 PM      
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[Sarcasm]Yeah, i'm going and getting my copy! [/Sarcasm]



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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
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What a terrible commercial. See the end? [Vos]I know the struggle[Vos]


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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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i'm buying it immediately. ;)



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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 6:55 PM      
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I wouldn't be surprised to see the commercial on the E channel at 2am.


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posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
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Registered: May. 02
quote:

*Edit: LMAO... You gotta see the commercial



That shit was sad, yet extremely amusing.

[obscure setup] If anyone buys it, do you think I can borrow it sometime? [/obscure setup]

I like teh show!
Ferret
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Yeah, i'm going and getting my copy!



A black man playing the life of a black man. Kind of like a real estate agent playing Monopoly.




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Killboy
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

[obscure setup] If anyone buys it, do you think I can borrow it sometime? [/obscure setup]



Noooo, no, my brother. You got ta get ya own.

Thanks for the set-up! :)


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Joey BigArms
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:17 AM      
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I will just get dragged behind a jeep and save myself $29.95 to feel like a black man.


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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:24 AM      
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Can't i just eat fried chicken and watermelon to feel like a black man.

Or you can just rob, steal, rape, listen to rap music, sleep to 2pm, stay home and watch upn all day.

RonRon5477
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I will just get dragged behind a jeep and save myself $29.95 to feel like a black man.

Can't i just eat fried chicken and watermelon to feel like a black man.

Or you can just rob, steal, rape, listen to rap music, sleep to 2pm, stay home and watch upn all day.

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:37 AM      
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quote:

I will just get dragged behind a jeep and save myself $29.95 to feel like a black man.


Waddle doodle. Apologize.

I like teh show!
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:55 AM      
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quote:

I will just get dragged behind a jeep and save myself $29.95 to feel like a black man.




ROTGDFLMMFAO!!

quote:

Can't i just eat fried chicken and watermelon to feel like a black man.

Or you can just rob, steal, rape, listen to rap music, sleep to 2pm, stay home and watch upn all day.



Not to mention the grape kool-aid, colt 45 in the 40oz, and hot 97 on the radio

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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I will just get dragged behind a jeep and save myself $29.95 to feel like a black man.

Can't i just eat fried chicken and watermelon to feel like a black man.

Or you can just rob, steal, rape, listen to rap music, sleep to 2pm, stay home and watch upn all day.


I'm gonna start driving like I own the streets, driving $50,000 trucks with like $8,000 worth of rims and tires to go "Chill" on the corner.

Does this mean I have to date a fat, white chick? Impregnate her and then never speak to her again?

Remember, it's not "Racial Profiling", it's correct coincidences.

That might have been a little too far!


Sin Schmins!!

This message was edited by Killboy on 6-18-02 @ 3:41 PM
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posted on 06-18-2002 @ 8:54 PM      
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I hate upn.



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Subzero316
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-18-2002 @ 9:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I hate upn.


upn is worse than Aids.


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"



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