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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: J-O experinces as a kid | ||||
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| Tallguy 22 Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!! | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:31 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02  | I put miniral ice on my dick once becouse i thought it was going to be better then vaseline and then after about 3 seconds i was screaming in pain becouse my dick was buring. | ||||
| Lord Slug | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | mineral Ice? I gotta tell you, that wasn't very smart. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Reminds me of the time I fucked Shelle. :-p  Thank you Austin! | ||||
| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:Next time try Ice Hot - I hear it works a lot better :-D  You can reach me through AIM or email. I really don't give a fuck as to which one you use.
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| Tussle King I swear it was this big | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 3:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 02 | I also heard that dry ice works pretty well. I was talking to my friend and somehow J-O came into the conversation. He asked me the most number of times I have done it in one day. I told him about 4-5 times. When I asked him, he told me he lost count after 8. Lost Count after 8. I looked at him and just walked away. You really can't say much after that. | ||||
| JerseyTeabagger | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | It was one of my first-ever wacking experiences, and it scarred me for a long time.... We only had one empty storage room in our basement, and no one ever had any reason to go there other than to store things, so I figured I'd try my new-found hobby there as soon as I had finally found a copy of the 1988 SI swimsuit edition featuring Elle MacPherson, three months after it came out. Remember this cover?? Visit this Website Little did I know that's where my older brothers and their friends kept their pot and bongs. After FIVE of them opened the door a few minutes into my session, they would called me "stroker" for two years. This message was edited by JerseyTeabagger on 6-28-02 @ 4:18 PM | ||||
| N2ofiend | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | I have a friend whos only sexual outlet is weekly trips to Newark prosititues or slapping it. He generally goes to brick city about twice a week. The dude usually gets like 1 hand job (only 10 bucks) and a nice hummer (dude lasts like 30 minutes+ so he gets his moneys worth) for 20 bucks. Occasionally if he made some decent ca$h during the week he will get laid for 40 bucks. cheaper than dating right? Otherwise he pulls it at least 4-5 times a day. He spends 40 bucks a month for hardcore pron channels on his sattelite dish and has to get his moneys worth. Doesnt make him a bad person though does it? He is supporting the Newark economy. IE - prostitution and selling coke/dope | ||||
| MadMickwop | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02 | quote: Thanks for sharing N2o. Tell us more...eh, please? Hookers on the point and your friend!? This message was edited by MadMickwop on 6-28-02 @ 4:44 PM | ||||
| Danfrommydeek | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:40 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | Does anyone have a collection of HARD SOCKS ??? My socks crackle when I put them on in the morning. | ||||
| JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I've never gotten caught. My first experiences were to some of those lame Shannon Tweed movies on late at night on cable. Also downloaded porn off of local porn BBSes, with my 2400bps modem when I was about 13. This message was edited by JimboSHU on 6-28-02 @ 4:45 PM | ||||
| N2ofiend | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a friend... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is actually a friend of mine. I can't say Ive never been to Brick City for these services myself but Im married now and its not worth losing half of everything that I own for a crack ho hummer. I cant risk getting caught! Now I only go there for drugs rather than full service (a quickie Hand release before copping). FOr christs sake!!!!! :) :) | ||||
| Ree Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: You mean T-Shelle? Hahaha, Ants, you are my new God. (Pulls knife out of back) HEEEEEREEEE'S JOHNNNYYYY!!!  Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder. I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga. This message was edited by Ree on 6-28-02 @ 5:42 PM | ||||
| Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Did anyone ever get scared after they shot there first ever load.The first time I blasted I freaked out.It felt like I commited a crime. Self Proclaimed werst speler of opieanthony.com | ||||
| JimboSHU my status is extremely accurate. | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 5:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Yes, she woke up. | ||||
| MadMickwop | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02 | LMAO blueballs to blastoff first time! My newest toy! Cranked it at least 4-5 times a day! God damn fun!!! Never paid for it. | ||||
| Wheelchair Fred | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I used to rub my mother's Facial Mud Mask Cream on my junk while it was flacid. Let the mud dry and then get myself excited so that my junk looked like the Incredible Hulk as it broke out of the hardened shell. My sister caught me once. | ||||
| PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 7:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | So, so wrong. AIM | E-mail | ||||
| N2ofiend | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 7:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | as Wayne said in Waynes World 'She makes me feel kinda funny like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class' I think I had my first dry O (wasnt generating spunk yet) while climbing that damn rope. NICE! Still remember that day. see ya | ||||
| dirtydingusmagee | posted on 06-28-2002 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | Between high school and college,I had a summer job sweeping up the Ford Plant on a 10 pm-6 am shift.One night,I found somebody's extensive porno collection hidden under the wheel balancing machine.I couldn't help it;I let it fly while lying under the wheel balancing machine,while the sun came up.Truly a transcendent experience. For some reason,I now get a hard-on whenever I smell a new set of white-walls. | ||||
| Istink | posted on 06-29-2002 @ 2:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | I started spanking it when I was like five years old .... not just playing with it but really spanking it .... One time my mother walked in my bedroom late at night and caught me .... .... Now, I'm in my mid twenties and she still reminds me "the devil made me do it" because that was my excuse .... The Curse shall be lifted .... If there isn't a strike!! | ||||
| mikethemule | posted on 06-30-2002 @ 9:35 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 02 | HERE'S A GOOD FUCKABLE OBJECT! lube up....take that neoprene beer cuzie...turn it over and comence molesting that little hole in the bottom!!.....works great!! | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 07-04-2002 @ 11:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: i left u a present silly... something to cherish forever. tog.  Download Veldacy Songs... You Won't Regret It | ||||
| diadelsuerte G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte. | posted on 07-04-2002 @ 12:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | This thread is awful.  | ||||
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