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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm like the fucking birthday police today, and I hate these threads, but after seeing Vos kill yet again tonight, at a show in which he was kind enough to plug the sites, he mentioned it was his birthday today (the 30th).

So I thought this would be a nice time for everyone to show Rich how they REALLY feel about him...

Happy Birthday, Buttercup.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 1:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Happy birthday angel face.



Thank you Austin!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
happy birthday
my newbie is growing up
youve grown so much!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
B-day threads are as old as Vos jokes.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I really don't give a flying fuck what you think about me.
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
TourettesBoy
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
according to my internet reconosance, vos is(or was?) 45 years old, HAPPY BIRFDAY SIR!!!!
I also found out his phone # & address, god bless the net!

"cock"
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
according to my internet reconosance, vos is(or was?) 45 years old, HAPPY BIRFDAY SIR!!!!
I also found out his phone # & address, god bless the net!

thats not healthy, you know that right?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
happy birthday. and stuff.




FUCK YOU ALL. DIE.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f!
TourettesBoy
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
thats not healthy, you know that right?


yea, im sure im stalking a fat fingered, half-assed 3 foot tall, bad comedian....

"cock"
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
B-day threads are as old as Vos jokes.



Nothing is THAT old.

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Nothing is THAT old.

your mom


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u aka Skitch, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big aka Tussle King

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
your mom



your mom's box :-p

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Merry Birthday



Fuck with me and die. Rehab is for quitters. Overdose? Try harder.

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, my brother in Rage, and your fucking mother.HYBRID is GEY

Shame on a nigga who tries to run game on a nigga.
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 10:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
All the birthday threads made me think of Frosty the snowman saying "happy birthday" Then I thought of this pic




LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

kari_blueberry
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Happpppy Birthday Vos!!
///kari.ann///

...who are you?...are you good enough to eat.?...
IAmMighty
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 2:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
according to my internet reconosance, vos is(or was?) 45 years old, HAPPY BIRFDAY SIR!!!!

Rich Vos, born 6/30/1957

Vos jokes born 6/30/1927

:-D :-p :-D :-p :-D


"It's raining in story land...
...stuck in the pages so long"-King's X
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
happy birthday sunshine



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Philly Tool
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02


Hopefully they put a cake in front of him and he can dig in with his little midget fingers and awful face, that old gag.








...fear in a handful of dust.
EffinC
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Someone should get a tattoo on their left arm with a Birthday Cake and the words "Never Again"

QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
happy birthday and good luck with that whole daughter dodging business

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

What are you doing, Tequila? Don't you know that nothing funny should ever be associated with a VOS thread? :-p

Ha, but come on, I love the guy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY VOS!

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Killboy
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 6:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Happy Birthdaty Tiny!! In fact, I'll buy that dryer door from ya. Huddla, huddla. Peace


Sin Schmins!!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Happy B-Day Vos.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

I have finally found clarity and pure serenity....
AIM

I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



HOO HOO, I invented Codemonkeys!


In a Perfect World, We'd All Be Yankees.

MadMickwop
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02


Rich with a mystery woman?

Happy B-day Rich! Hope Norton gave you the HIV.



“God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to defend it!”

--Daniel Webster
DannyNoonan
posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Every golfer with a Mercedes is a potential client
for me. Except you, Vos.

Happy Birthday.

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 06-30-2002 @ 8:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Happy Birthday, i hope it's your last.

:-D




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