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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
What are some of your favorite original O & A coined phrases?

And no, this isn't a mindless list. I actually want to use some of them as default user titles on the board.

ie: Jacktool


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
fucktard





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Assfuck

Crumpetmuncher


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Freddy's Ghost
I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not as smart as Fast Freddy.		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 02


1. - "Whip'em Out Wednesday" [Not the event or act of, the actual phrase]

2. - "Vos Sucks"

Reservation at Dorcia
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
"You really are awful"

Good old Norton


That's what I love about fucking sheep, "No" means No, but "BAAH" can mean anything...
MadMickwop
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Your Mom's box.



"God made man. Sam Colt made man equal."
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 7:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I always use the phrase "Walk it off deek!"


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

E-Mail Me
Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm partial to Assmunch.

Assfuck has always been one of my staples as well.

Assmonkey is probably the most useful to me though.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





Pete has no mule ears
LiveNudeTeens
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
"Meaty-breasted little nothing," or any of Norton's nicknames for people.

MOOSEN!!!




First rule of writing: proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 07-13-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
f-tard and ass-f always come in handy when i'm driving.
ok terrific is an oldy but goody!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
Is Don on the phone?
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
NICE!!!!!!!!

OK, Terrific!

Dillon!



and, of course, "...ponderous....f'ing ponderous!"


AIM:isdononthephone
mascan42
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:
2. - "Vos Sucks"

Everyone who saw his act knew that before O&A ever said it.
EffinC
posted on 07-13-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
"Yugh, AWFUL"
"ok, I STINK!"
"huddla huddla huddla"
"angel face"
"that old gag"





This message was edited by EffinC on 7-13-02 @ 11:59 PM
ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
-Douchenozzle
-Butter Face
-Meaty Breasted L'il Nothing

TDDB



Jim Norton Fans .com

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
nice head, deek!



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


FTL is my hero !!!


JYD 4 LIFE - We rule by fear!!!!
RonRon5477
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
DAS DOOM-PER!!
Ok, horrific.
GAK, GAK, GAK, GAK.
CANCEL ALL APPOINTMENTS!




Try The O&A EZPass Lane. IT'S FUN!
You will need to know:
1) Previous phone screener before Stinky
2) Previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name
Kindest Regards, RonRon5477 (AIM)


PLEASE TAKE THIS VOTE!
Turk408
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 2:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
You're a filthy whore.
Oh my stars,
You Stink,
Ass-F
[Norton]You Glow-in-the-Dark Bag of Pig Meat[/Norton]

Let me light your fire
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 10:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
# 1 - This is legal; Isn't it?

# 2 - She likes it in the dumpier


Cluster F
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Here's a few:
1. "Cluster-F"
2. "NICE!!!"
3. "Nice head deek"
4. "SUCK IT" (Frenchy)
5. "NO!!!!!!" (Opie yelling)


Thanks to Austin for the pic

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
5. Go 51-22 over the last 73 games of the season, it can happen right?


Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing.



This message was edited by Cluster F on 7-14-02 @ 10:37 AM
Jinny
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
"A Puussaahh"

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Some of these are good. We need more single word phrases though.

Something like Whip Em Out Wendesday would look stupid under someone's name.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
We need more single word phrases
Cunk.



Thank you Austin!
Stryph
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 11:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Your a kid toucher.
Schwoogie.
Cranky ass.
Be dialing.
Taint.
Gooder.
Slap happy.
I'm over here now.
Tool.
Moosen.
Das dumper.
Ballon knot.

Reservation at Dorcia
posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
'Angel Eyes' has always been a favorite


That's what I love about fucking sheep, "No" means No, but "BAAH" can mean anything...
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 07-14-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
BUNT
C-DUMPSTER




We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever.


JYD-4-LIFE! w00f! PrOjEcT MaYhEm


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