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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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I just figured it all out.

Big Kev already has Monkeyman chopped up and buried in his basement. This was all a clever decoy to through us all off the trail when we noticed MonkeyMan not posting anymore. Can somebody get their hands on a search warrant and go over and check it out?




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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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All this thread is missing is a WOW. My sig pic will have to do.

The Brain
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:44 AM      
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::The Brain enters... takes a look around at the massive Clusterf--- that is this thread... mutters, "Ponderous, f---in' ponderous... then returns to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night... ::

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
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[tog]When is the beta testing over? I want to start the real new board! [/tog]


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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You want to hear ponderous, they just made an announcement over the speaker system in my building that they are cleaning the refrigerator this weekend. If you have anything left in the fridge after 4:30 today it will be discarded. What a bunch of fucking morons I work with.

Ponderous, F'ing Ponderous.

The Brain
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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::The Brain walks back in, to see if the Clusterf--- thread has been perhaps purged::

Somehow, the refrigerator statement totally fits in with the Non Sequitur nature of this thread... and that, my friend, is truly "ponderous"

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

This message was edited by The Brain on 3-30-01 @ 11:23 AM
Buttmunch
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
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quote:

All this thread is missing is a WOW. My sig pic will have to do.


Not fair...we want the real thing!!


Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

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Kid Afrika
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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quote:

Het, monkeyman, email me. I wanna talk to you about something.
Check my info for the address.


This reminds me of a story my grandmother told me once...

She was at the grocery store one day and some guy walks up and says, "hey you're Jimmy's mom, right?"

She says "yes".

He says, "I'm a friend of his, can you give me his phone number?"

She replies, "if you were his friend, you would have his phone number."

Kind of makes ya wonder, eh?





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This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 3-30-01 @ 11:52 AM
Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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quote:

If you have anything left in the fridge after 4:30 today it will be discarded.


they actually have a poster up on the fridge saying the same thing here. Apparantly, it's a plague that sweeps across corporations everywhere. People bring their lunches in and forget that they are there.... ponderous....


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...


This message was edited by Rog2K on 3-30-01 @ 11:51 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Do people steal lunches at your work too Rog? Or is that just my company. How fucking hard up do you have to be to steal someones lunch. It's not like you don't have a job or money to buy food. Cause you're at fucking work. I just don't get it. And it's actually a common occurance.

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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Hey not everyone can have their meals catered by Chef Corspeardee....


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Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Imagine being caught stealing someone's lunch at work!?!? That has to be lowest you could ever feel!!!

I can see it now:

Tonight on Fox: When Loser Employees get Hungry!
"See undercover, surveilance footage of complete tools stealing lunches from their fellow employees."


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Touche Puppy boy


Is that Magus in the bushes with Raven again?

FU Buttmunch

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Ronreddog
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
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What a f***ing Cluster F in here! I read through most of this S, and all I can say is: That's the way you start a thread to get the most replies! LMMFAO

Now, back to whatever it was you were posting about in here!

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Buttmunch
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
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I'd really like some leftover lasagna right about now.


Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry!


Today is the birthday of Maimonides (Moses Ben Maimon) 1135, from Còrodoba, Spain, philosopher/physician .
fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

All this thread is missing is a WOW. My sig pic will have to do.


flame me if you want >> but the girls in that sig are so damned hot



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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What girls? The two cartoons???

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:11 PM      
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Just a query: Has Monkeyman, in fact, e-mailed Big Kev yet? Just wondering.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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quote:

but the girls in that sig are so damned hot


I've said it before & I'll say it again. I prefer the three dimensional kind....


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
hugenuge42
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
I just wanted to say that when monkeyman emails big kev, id like him to come by here with a pastrami sandwich

HEY!
Fez
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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
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Warning, Warning, Thread condition has reached code red foxtrot. Changing course with pixilation:



This message was edited by Buttmunch on 3-30-01 @ 2:48 PM
Rog2K
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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now that's what I call a WOW.


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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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hey kev, are u sure monkeyman read this thread
he better have
this sucks

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posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
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We used to steal people's lunches all the time.

Holy shit was it funny hearing people walking around saying,
"hey that's friggin bologna you're eating. And it's on rye. I
brought bologna on rye in today




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