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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: A Private Moment with Lady Di | ||||
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| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:33 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | This conversation just took place. The screenname has been chaned to protect the not so innocent. --------------------------------- Lady Di: Gonzo... SabaNJ666: Ladi Di, how are you this evening? Lady Di: Do me a big favor... SabaNJ666: Kill you? SabaNJ666: Sure thing. Lady Di: Gonzo..I'm serious... SabaNJ666: I'm not? Lady Di: ? SabaNJ666: Exactely. Lady Di: Never mind..ok? SabaNJ666: You sounded hot today on the radio. Lady Di: This has to do with Pete Best, but, you're too young for that...Bye. SabaNJ666: I got so hard as you rubbed yourself in front of millions of listeners across the tri-state area. SabaNJ666: You're so ballsy...it's as if don't think, about anything, you just go for it... SabaNJ666: don't think at all, not a thought in your head... SabaNJ666: it's very ballsy Lady Di: Nope.... SabaNJ666: I applaud you... Lady Di: What's so ballsy to you? SabaNJ666: and flashing the guys? You scored big points on the Respect-O-Meter. Lady Di: So what? SabaNJ666: You're such a woman...it does something me... Lady Di: Again I say, So what? SabaNJ666: Di, I've been thinking about this for a long time now, ever since we began talking online. SabaNJ666: Thinking...about us. SabaNJ666: Now hear me out... SabaNJ666: Shhh... SabaNJ666: Don't speak. SabaNJ666: I know I'm young. Lady Di: k SabaNJ666: But I think your the kind of girl SabaNJ666: if I took care of ... SabaNJ666: supported... SabaNJ666: cherished... SabaNJ666: snuggled with in bed... Lady Di: nope SabaNJ666: that you'd eventually let me shoot a big milky load right in your eye Lady Di: nope.. Lady Di: Anything else you want to hit me, with? SabaNJ666: thats a shame... SabaNJ666: Because from my car with a pair of high power binoculars, you look like the kinda girl who really goes. Lady Di: Well.... SabaNJ666: am i right or am i right? Lady Di: About? SabaNJ666: behind closed doors...you're a real go getter in the bed room Lady Di: Maybe... SabaNJ666: g-d what that must feel like... Lady Di: MAYBE NOT... SabaNJ666: like Jonah in the belly of the whale... Lady Di: Hey...I am a human being... SabaNJ666: You sure? Lady Di: yes... SabaNJ666: Personally I'm still working on your genus... Lady Di: Are you? SabaNJ666: I have you somewhere between moose and wooly mammoth... Lady Di: No... SabaNJ666: I'm wrong? Lady Di: I think so... SabaNJ666: Ahh crap, I'll go back to my research... SabaNJ666: Did you want something? Lady Di: Nope... Lady Di: Did you? SabaNJ666: Well, Di...I think its pretty clear what I want. Lady Di: Tell me... SabaNJ666: Some hot stalker BBW whore action... Lady Di: BBW? Lady Di: What is that? SabaNJ666: Big beautiful woolymammoth Lady Di: Ok? SabaNJ666: Hey DI, ever put your hand on a stove and just leave it there for hours? Lady Di: Nope, you? SabaNJ666: Nope. Lady Di: A few times... I left things burning on the stove! SabaNJ666: Well it's been a pleasure speaking with you Di, we must do this again sometime, over say dinner and a movie? Lady Di: Nope...Nite... SabaNJ666: I swear I only finger on the first date, but you're a mature woman, you can handle it. SabaNJ666: Good night Di. Lady Di: Yoou don't want to go outwith me... SabaNJ666: That's like saying I can live without food, or air...you are my sustinence Diane. Lady Di: Diana... SabaNJ666: Oh..even more lovely Lady Di: Nite, Gonzo.... SabaNJ666: The way the folds surrounding your vagina enveloped that phone today like the 1988 version of The Blob starring Kevin DILLON... SabaNJ666: I could barely contain myself from exploding. Lady Di: HEY! Lady Di: HEY! Nite~! SabaNJ666: Good night Di. I develop hard to navigate websites.  This message was edited by FoundryMusicJeff on 3-30-01 @ 12:42 AM | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Fuckin' funny Jeff. Is Gonzo her pet name for you? ;) -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com Adoptee: Delta Sigma Phuk Ups You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | That is goddamn hilarious! "Gonzo" was right on with that. Who knew that Lady Di could be held virtually "speechless", so to speak. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? This message was edited by The Brain on 3-30-01 @ 10:53 AM | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I see a new power couple coming together Like one, that on a lonesome road doth walk in fear and dread, And having once turned round walks on, and turns no more his head; Because he knows, a frightful fiend Doth close behind him tread - Coleridge | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Christ on a stick Jeff, that was great man!! LMMFAO!!! "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth "Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters | ||||
| O_N_A_Fan | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:42 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 00 | OH MY F-ING GOD!!!!! That's so funny! Thank you for cheering me up on this miserably rainy night. I'll be laughing until I fall asleep, and then I'll laugh some more! Jesus H.......I'm at a loss for words LOL This is legal, isn't it? Ponderous, man; F'ing Ponderous! Get in the Coffin! AIM: ÃœberMarius AOL: Gothcraze | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm sorry,but i just refuse to believe that another human being is THAT stupid,yet managed to live this long without accidentally killing itself. Just pretend you see a sig pic here. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. Graduate of "K1d's school o'retards" | ||||
| Bumpkinhead | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:45 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | god damn. That was fucking hysterical. quote:. Jesus christ. That was the best line. No exageration, I almost coughed up a lung. It caught me right in the middle of a drag.  | ||||
| BannerClicker | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | LMMFAO...well done Jeff... The foundry guys have got to be some of the funniest and sickest f's out there. Bravo..Bravo :::golf clap::: "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" | ||||
| fatty chopped meat | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:58 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | very nice work formerly adopted by OPAK | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 1:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | What can I say? Totally f'ng hillarious...LMAO WORD FROM THE WISE BI: "PEACH is good...PEACH is your friend...When you see PEACH...Do as I do...Don't just stare at it...EAT IT!"  XoXoXoXo - Place the kisses where you wish | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Jeff, I think we've finally corrupted you ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: That is hysterical, great amusement for all. Hey everybody, were all gonna get laid..  | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Damn... that was too funny... Just out of curiosity was this on AOL? If it was, does she hang out in the "BBW" rooms...? Lata "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department  | ||||
| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 03-30-2001 @ 12:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Jeff, I think we've finally corrupted you ---------------------- I've been corrupted for years your highness. I develop hard to navigate websites. | ||||
| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 03-31-2001 @ 7:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Jeff, Ponderous I tell ya. You never cease to amaze me. SUCK I won't change for anyone, MY Keep fighting until I'm done DICK I have a right to be myself, And you can all go fuck yourselves!  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-31-2001 @ 7:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Glad to see the creator of the new site is making use of the quote button  See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and have room for one more | ||||
| Rookie Stature of an Oompa Loompa! | posted on 03-31-2001 @ 9:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Jeff, it seems to me that she wants you too... A budding romance. Isn't it a beautiful thing?
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| FoundryMusicJeff | posted on 04-01-2001 @ 4:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The only thing beautiful about Lady Di is how easy it is to shit on her face and watch her come back for more. I develop hard to navigate websites. | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:43 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: You forgot the other thing that's beautiful about Lady Di: the sight of the door slamming on her dumb ass whenever she leaves a room. "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | "Gonzo" Thanks now i know why she was im'ing me about why i am so nasty to her. why the fuck does she always think it is me IM'ing her? i have several convo's that i saved with lady di. i think i can cut it up for a best of with lady di. Not to steal jeff's thunder but i got some great stuff out of her. especially when she was drunk out of her gorge one time. Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I want to eat her big fat twat! "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: hey caca we been over this she is mine motherf'er. Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head | ||||
| The Brain | posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Yeah, like what? Curdled milk, or cottage cheese? "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" | ||||
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