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TheGooch
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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Here's my sig for it.





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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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great pic and a great bit. :)




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Banana_juice
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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is melissa still even there, i havent heard about her in quite a while.

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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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Is she still around? I never hear anything anymore.


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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
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shes not there anymore. they got rid of her after the xfl pregame show got cancelled, i think.


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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
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What no body glitter?


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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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she was on loan to New York from WYSP on a temporary basis.

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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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A reminder of what Ken was doin with Melissa.

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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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What a shame. She was golden ray of sunshine on this otherwise dreary station.


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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
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She's still there, I think she is appearing at CompUSA on Broadway and 57th this saturday.




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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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gawd she still work there




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f_tarded
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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I love that f'ing bit. {insert cheesey background porno music here}

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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
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Oh, God, the mail server will take a hit for this:

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This message was edited by The Brain on 4-8-01 @ 1:15 AM
JasonFromRiverEdge
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 12:29 AM      
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Actually I haven't heard the guys talk about Melissa since they did the bit on her and Ken. I think Ken realized O and A were on to him and shipped Melissa to Washington where they could continue their affair away from O and A.



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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 7:22 AM      
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Well from what I know she is still there, but I could be wrong. I mean she WAS at the road show and all. Man did she look sweet. Would have been nice to see a wow from her.


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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Actually, I have a source that has informed me that she is now residing in Montana and Ken visits her under the guise of him going on fishing trips there.

f_tarded
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Now let's listen to the sounds or ken stevens shucking the hell out of melissa's bearded clam....

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posted on 04-06-2001 @ 12:03 AM      
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quote:

Now let's listen to the sounds or ken stevens shucking the hell out of melissa's bearded clam....

Let's be honest, here... you really think a gal like that keeps her "clam" bearded? I'm thinking "wood floor" down there.

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posted on 04-06-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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She DOESNT have a face made for radio. Which, in her case, is a compliment.



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posted on 04-06-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Her promotions stops are listed on the WNEW home page.


f_tarded
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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It's time to play...It's time to play...It's time to play "hey, guess what's in Melissa's Pants"

It guess your right, Brain. I think I would be really upset to unwrap that present and find the "pool rack full of afro-hair" down there. I'll have to agree with the wood floor..sprinkled with a touch of body glitter.

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punkrocker
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:09 AM      
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funny as hell



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posted on 04-09-2001 @ 8:17 AM      
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She is hot, thats for sure, but do you think that she is a dumb as a piece of driftwood, cause I cant imagine that she has both looks and a brain. She prob. does give great hummers, I wonder if she swallows...




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