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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Anybody else ever want to rip the MC's throat out? | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 4:33 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | I HATE big events because of these morons. We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance. -Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board | ||||
| johnny hairdo | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 4:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Ant's right these bastards will not let you sit at the table and get drunk. Until you have about ten Jack and Cokes in you and you wind up doing the Electric Slide for god's sake. R.I.P. Joey 5/19/51-4/15/01 | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | my mom just had a wedding... and i wanted him to play she bangs... and he sooo fucked it up... he didnt even play it.. god damn bastards.. jk lol lmao  Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies | ||||
| LaughRiot | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:03 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | You're mom just had a wedding huh? .... no.. this is too easy... must be a trap. I'm your quiet neighbor. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | I worked enough weddings at my father's old catering company to never want to be at another for so long as i shall live. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:How do I always get dragged into these things?  Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: Why? Pray tell Mr. D.J.;)  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: ok.. and this would be easy because??? Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:OH!!!SHIT!!!...I gotta get ready for work... Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 5:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | When I was younger, I was at an MCed event and one of the MCs said I had a stick up my ass because I wouldn't dance or play with the inflatable shit. I hate those people Tripod Fucking Sucks Ass, bastards shut down my site which really only had sounds but a way for others to download it Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 6:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but I have a mobile DJ business, and since I do it by myself, I have to be both the DJ and the MC. However, I can proudly say that I would kill myself before I EVER put on a damn wacky DJ/MC voice and drag people on the dance floor for the Macarena or the Chicken Dance. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 05-25-2001 @ 9:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote:I worked at a catering hall for 3 years, I know exactly what you mean.  There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams Now seeking junior Brownstones to adopt | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I'm getting married in July, and when my fiancee (sp)and I went to look for a DJ/Mc guy, we specifically told him we wanted no part of the macarea or electric slide shit. He did kind-of tried to suggest that we do those songs ("there always a crowd pleaser"), but I was like "forget it - not at my wedding. After that, he said no problem, it was our party. Suffice it to say, we booked him. Real easy going guy too, so I guess we got lucky. I've been to some weddings that the DJ/MC is like that Tony Little asshole with the exercise equipment and the wireless head-mic. And people willingly pay for jerkoffs like that! Ponderous!  | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 5:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ok...I won't sleep until I get this off of my chest... Ok, here goes... Tonight I was DJ-ing at this bar & actually played that ridiculous Grease medely..... I'm getting chills again just thinking of it.... "oh help me..." & then I played Last Dance by Donna Summer.... "AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! DO IT.... KILL ME!!! ....Come on... DO IT!!!, I'm right here... KILL ME!!!" Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help | ||||
| RandomNY | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 11:01 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | OK HANDS UP!!! BABY HANDS UP!!!! | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Hahaahhahh I used to have to do it too. But I was lucky most of my DJ days were at Strip clubs so mostly I got to play good music and look at boobs, get drunk and pass out in my booth.  | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: Don't worry, FN, you're not alone in your disgrace. But at least you're DJing at a bar, where you can play decent music. I do things like Sweet 16, Christening, Bar Mitzvah, kids birthday parties, etc., so I have had to play some of the gayest crap songs you can imagine. It's pretty weird to listen to Rage and Godsmack at home and then go do a party and have to play 4 hours of N Sync, Backstreet Boys, and Britney Spears. OK, I'm gonna go hang myself now. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 1:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Brokenjaw, you had a gig like that and you stopped doing it?!?! [Anthony] Are you insaaane? [/Anthony] quote:[Opie] Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! [/Opie] | ||||
| Bartman | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 3:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | um the best way around the stupid mc's is to get them drinks with 3/4 rum and the 1/4 cole gets em fucked up real fast and they become your puppets!! try that one it works Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 05-26-2001 @ 6:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Been there...Done that... Gave away most of the T-shirts from the beer & liquor distributors to my friends... I got out of the Go-Go DJ business a couple years ago, but I'm sure we could swap a couple good WAR Stories... Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 05-27-2001 @ 3:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: My mom bangs, and I wanted her to have a wedding and she so fucked... what?  Where's my pride? Where's my self-esteem? Does it show in the drinks I've bought? -BNL | ||||
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