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Ferret
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
"All of the old gags are new again"
-Opie

Just a few old O+A gags that the dolts in Philly will fall for.

1. The Tuesday Hummer Club

2. The Pontiac Aztec Giveaway

3. "You just won a hundred grand"

4. The mayor was killed today (And surprisngly Opie and Anthony are the only one's reporting it.)

5. "Hi mom, I'm in porn/jail/gay"

6. Ben Franklin calls the Franklin institute (Hey, they're from Philly, they might fall for it and there's no Ragean Library.)



Philadelphia, the only place where brotherly love is legal.
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
-jackass contest
-lesbian for a day
-Anthony leaving when one of his celebrity impersonations calls in (Ronald Reagan)
-of course all new teenweeks



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-7-01 @ 10:50 AM
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
'The mayor just died'


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Faceman, what is this 'sok-ar' you speak of?


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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Can we get the Voyeur bus in philly with the teen's Ding ding ding round 2 (too)

You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word. AL CAPONE
Are you feeling tired, are you feeling faint.
Get the F*** of my Obstacle Private Pile!!!!

njstrawberry
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Just a few old O+A gags that the dolts in Philly will fall for.
1. The Tuesday Hummer Club


Hey what do you mean a gag? I was actually performing this every Tuesday night...god damn it

spitfire421
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Any contest that offers a Pontiac Aztec as a prize


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
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EAFofNY
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
A new twist on an old game?

Run Around Philly for Erin Game?

Still "just lurking"

My farts have bass.

This message was edited by EAFofNY on 6-7-01 @ 11:17 AM
windowlck
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
-What did i Learn Today?

-Mommy what would you do?

-55 gallon drum challenge

-"stalkers" (Patty, the retarded Laverne/Sherlli, Dice)

-Gay Marcro invades Philli

-Stephen Lynch's songs

-oh ya, did everyone forget "WOW"


"What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

This message was edited by windowlck on 6-7-01 @ 12:30 PM
smex182
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00

Sending bums on a shopping sprees

Rick Springfield tixs

Spider Spazz

and anything teen


Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You guys suck
I'm going to go listen to myself now

Ferret
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh shit, I forgot about the Rick Springfield tix, good one.

I don't think that the "teen" contests are really a gag. Maybe we should make it one: "Teen Hi Mom, I'm pregnant."



Philadelphia, the only place where brotherly love is legal.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Syndication When...........Oh wait, that one won't work.


Syndication When.....Today!

Currently looking for new castaways.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I am disappoint in everybody what about:

The Silent Game


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SmashNGrab
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stone of Jordan SR&R Team
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Can't forget these:


  1. Gary Coleman still on hold
  2. Dice playing local Burger King
  3. Vos vs. Norris
  4. What's in your pants and anything teen


Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-07-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
The exclusive Russell Crowe interviews

And how about a really old one... Bra-Size Bingo


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
EAFofNY
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Having STP playing their latest single LIVE AND UNPLUGGED in the studio. Can't wait for that one.

Still "just lurking"

My farts have bass.
borss29
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
They should love the Rocky cleavland steamer bit






Dumb people annoy me!!
King f-tard
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
HELLO, HELLO, ARE YOU GUYS THERE??? OPIE, ANTHONY, HELLLLLLOOOOO, COME ON THIS ISNT FUNNY, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOO, HELLO..


::look at that 900 posts::




Syndication, ahm. TODAY
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems


This message was edited by King f-tard on 6-7-01 @ 2:20 PM
RigidMachine
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
.... that was so funny ..... I almost drove off the road .....

-Someday, sometime, I will get my lazy ass to transfer to another site ... until then .....
DoubleScret Probation
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
another whole state adding "ok terrific" , "two! two?" and Ponderous, F'n ponderouse" to their daily vernacular


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DoughBoy
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Detonation Now!
Phucking in Philly
15 minutes in the closet with Stinky
Silent Game
Dice



Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
-The Stalker P and Limo A show
-Yoshi
-REVEREND AL

PeterDragon
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I want to know when they'll try to send Black Earl down to Philly for a sticker stop

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
What you want on this radio station?



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