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PhillyDave
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Sitting under the Air Conditioner,
playing half-life
Girlfriend walking around naked
O and A on the radio
Bud in hand,

Nice

This show sucks, so why can't I turn it off.
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
i hope no1 bashs you bc that is a great statement and plus ur a new listener

how bout this one:
listening to o/a
catching head from jon benet
looking at kiddie porn
nice!!
slow down!!

"i hate people that dont get it!"
FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Seek adoption.

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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Wow, Florida did you well Jeff. The old FMJ would have already reamed this newbie and given him a new status 10 lines long.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
X-Filed
Rich Vos is the emobdiemnt of all that is teh funney
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I like this, how bout this one:

listening to O&A
having a threesome with the olsen twins
norton showing his junk to girl scouts at the door
buds chilling in the fridge.......

"I swear it was THIS BIG!!!"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Philly Dave and X-Filed - I hate to be the one to burst your bubbles, but you're not even doing the stupid thing right. Call me a fag for knowing this, but that Bud commercial is done in "haiku", which is three unrhymed lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Sorry to spoil your fun.

C U Next Tuesday
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Yeah.. let me show you how it's done:

Touching your sister
To meet Jim Breuer backstage.
Okay, terriffic.



Unicron
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 12:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
"Here's my '575'"
Don and Mike Suck Ass
Syndication Has Happened
Fuck You Howard Stern


This Sam Adams' for you

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

This Sam Adams' for you


I don't think Budweiser would like that line very much.



"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Still room for one more castaway.
Unicron
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Who cares?

whodawhatawhata
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Here's another haiku:

Syndication now
For three days we had a cow
Start national wow!

I know it rhymes, but heck, you put yourself out there...



Adopted by Just Jon
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-12-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Two Guys Drinking Beer
Ant talking about Half~Life
Opie's so Precious







You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.



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