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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: The Opie, Anthony and Norton Show?
AntsMotherinlaw
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
i know the guys dont care when friends hang out, but norton is not that funny
NJDrunkrone
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dude You have to be fucking kidding me. Norton is one funny mother fucker. As this being your first post you must not know norton or your new to the show.


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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
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I wouldn't mind a weekly visit from norton



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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:15 PM      
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You will probably get bashed for that statement, but not from me. I believe we are all entitled to our opinions.
That said, I do think he is hysterical and I believe you would think differently if you saw Norton on stage. He is actually calm and collected in studio since he can't do a lot of what he wants, but get him on stage and he is 100 times better.
You should check him out if you ever get the chance. You won't be disappointed.



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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:16 PM      
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Your'e entitled to your opinion regarding Norton, but myself (like others) think he's hysterical. You know when something happens or a situation pisses you off, and you just want to blurt out the nastiest, raunchiest cooment, but you don't, because it might lead to more of a bad situation? He's the guy that just does it, and doesn't care - thats what I find funny about him. Plus he's quick as a whip with comebacks!



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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
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Personally I wish Norton sat in on every show. He's absolutely hilarious every time he speaks.

Come on, tell me you didn't almost piss your pants when he asked if Pat Croce could get him his wallet back from his brother.


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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:20 PM      
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You could throw Norton, Jay Mohr, and Brewer in there every day for all I care, they are fucking hyterical. (Though I must ask, WHERE THE FUCK HAS BREWER BEEN?)

Whackbag
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I dont understand what the issue is with Norton. It has been stated many times by many board members that Norton is a great in studio guest, do to: his great one liners, and the fact that he never tries to dominate the show and make it about him unless its initiated by O and A. Plus, O and A are fucking lazy, they wouldnt do a bit for months if they had a rotation of comedians in the whole time.

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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I wouldn't mind a weekly visit from norton


I wouldn't mind a daily visit. The man is fucking funny. He has all the one liners that O and A don't think of. Drink AID... Classic.

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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:43 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'm not the biggest Norton fan, but I guess he's good to have around cuz every now and then he'll fire out the funniest f'n 1-liner you'll ever hear.

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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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I have to go with Froy on this one. Would love to see him on the show everyday. He does not take over the show, he just comes up with killer one-lines.


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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
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quote:

Come on, tell me you didn't almost piss your pants when he asked if Pat Croce could get him his wallet back from his brother.
Is that was that sensation was?


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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
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quote:

norton is not that funny


shut up and go drink your box of wine...degenerate

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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How can you not think Norton is funny? Just about every time he is in studio, we get another classic line to use ad nauseum:

"Bobbing for dignity" comes to mind.



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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Norton is funny in studio, its just that when he gets into a "battle" with another comedian sometimes he gets a little lost. But when hes on his A-Game he kicks ass. His live show is even better.


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Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Norton is one angry, twisted mother-fucker. The dude rules. He makes my anger pale in comparsion, he is inspiring.

If anything, he should be REQUIRED to be in the studio when Stalker Patty and retarded L&S are in--he verbally rapes them whenever they are in studio with the best comments.

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WhatsInMyPants
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:29 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i'm glad this subject came up. i think norton is one of the funniest bastards ever, but like any other comic who frequents the show, be it jay mohr or dice, i just dont want to hear him everyday. just my humble opinion.

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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Jesus Christ! Are we going to have threads like these everytime he's on the show? I love Norton, think he's hysterical and think he really adds to the show.

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
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hawaii, you are so right, he makes having retarted L&S worth having in the studio. It makes listening to them much easier, because all he does is tear them new a holes, and it is really funny. Almost at the point of make L&S cry. I am sure he could, given a few minutes..





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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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froy's got it on this one.norton is probably the only guest wh wouldn't get old if he was on everyday.th best thing about him is we do't even know if he's in studio on not except when he makes one of his lines.he just shows up, makes one or two quickies, and doesn't hog the spotlight

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Ahhhhh well between lynCh and nortOn i think there realy trying to grab phillys attention..

Norton is MAAAAAD funnY .... his houmor is insane anyone one who takes it personal shouldnt have the radio on between 3 n 7 .! his comedy is soo insanely funny n sickly you have to laff and gasp and the same time thats what makes him JIM NORTON .. and all lynch songS hey at least i dotn have to throw on the cd later on cause they pLay theM all duriNG the day .. its greaT :) :) :)

Dan
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I didn't know you could operate a computer, Jeff Norris. Shouldn't you be shaving your back instead of trying to call out Norton on a message board?

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
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i know it's already been said, but norton is one of the funniest "guests" to ever be on the show. he's hyserical on stage too, if you've never seen him, check him out at the comedy cellar, he's there all the time. it's totally worth it. pllus norton is one of the nicest guys too.

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
norton is amazing, he always brings it to a new low



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