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WyzeGuy
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
(1) Best guest (only sporadic apparences)?

(2) Best friend-of-the-show?

(3) Ant's best impersonation?

(4) Best ever bit?

(5) Best single show (episode/edition/whatever-the-fuck-you-wanna-call-it)?

Bonus points; Best Stephen Lynch ditty?

Yeah, I know, a kinda lame questionnaire, but I'm home sick and extremely bored. C'mon, help a brother out!!!



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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm Bored too

1)Brian Regan
2)Jay Mohr
3)Don West or CBS DJ
4)Rick Springfield Bit
5)Show with Rick Springfield Bit
Best Stephen Lynch Song: I wanna F your Sister

I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.
schnecter
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
interesting concept.

1.)regan
2.)norton
3.)mad dog
4.)the one with norton
5.)voyeur bus incident

bonus: the priest song.



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WookiePoolParty
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Why do I get the feeling someone's going to rail on this topic? Oh well, here goes...

1) Otto & George (or is he/they an FOS? Which is Regan?)
2) tie- Lynch, Jay
3a) best=dead-on: Dice
3b) best=entertaining: Doc Smith, maybe Reagan
4) Don West sells Britney's box.
5) Dice w/ "Robin", Kimmi in studio, ending with everyone drunk and Psychomark railing the retarded L&S.
Bonus) Priest

Mace

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Cluster F
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1. Brian Regan
2. Jim Norton
3. Bob Murphy
4. Spaz's Week in Review
5. Sex for Sam

Bonus: Special Olympics

Yea i be taking that zoloff, but thaz jus keepin me from killin y'all.

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. :)
Dryblood
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
(1) Reagan

(2) Jay

(3) Dice/Rev Al

(4) Don West sells Britneys virginity.

(5) SEX FOR SAM (psyco marks last stand)

Bonus points; the 30 sec song which ends w/
a cabby yelling in arabic....LOL

my own question to add to this bit,
6) worst guest
(my answer - kimmi from survivor)
7) biggest losser on the show
(my answer - OD)






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It's your cryptic warning
Within the message in blood
Marks the years of pain,
And your godforsaken ending to life
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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 7:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1)Stephanie McMahon
2)Jay Mohr
3)Dice. He is dead-on.
4)First time they did the Critters on My Crackers song with the Olsen Twins
5)Practical joke on O&A by Jay Mohr and Airsick

Fav Stephen Lynch song:
-Kill a Kitten


whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 7:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
nicesss
1.brain regan
2.jay mohr
3.president reagan
4.55 gallon drum challange
5.55 gallon drum challange
6.special olympics-version2
7.ben stien
8.rick


Black Lazerus
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
(1)Jim Cook
(2)Jay Mohr
(3)Iron Mike Tyson(3a)O(3b)J
(4)55 gallon drum challange
(5) the Jokes On O&A where Jay Mohr Punches someone in the Ear.


The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

greenlantern
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00

  1. Brian Regan
  2. Jay Mohr
  3. Dice/Heston
  4. Rick Springfield Tix (Hello?)
  5. The show from the Boston Beer Festival (Psycho Mark finally fired, Scorch, Nick Carter, Smoking hopps, and the very trashy nnd untalented, Darva Conger. Which I think that was about when her 15 minutes were up.
  6. If I Were "Jay"


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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
1) Jim Cook
2) Jay Mohr
3) Bob Murphy
4) Sex for Sam
5) Antoinette on hold/Rick Springfield show




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Banana_juice
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
1. Brian Regan
2. Jay Mohr, Steven Lynch
3. Dice
4. Knife Girl
5. The Gary Coleman on hold episode. It was during a bad snow storm and I was on my way to a devils game, so I sat in traffic for 4 hours and they got me through it without killing anyone.

Favorite Lynch song--Lullaby

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beer lover
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1 Jim Cook
2 Jay Mohr
3 Mad Dog
4 Spaz at the St. Regis
5 Sex for Sam
Opie696
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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
(1)Brian Regan
(2)Jay Mohr
(3)Corky
(4)the bit with the sub and the chinese boat
(5)Sex For Sam
(6) Worst guests: all the girls form penthouse
(7) biggest loser: OD

Bonus: Lullaby


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This message was edited by Opie696 on 6-14-01 @ 9:45 AM
Whackbag
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
The first response seems to be the key to a quality thread. This could have been easily defiled, but someone actually answered it, and others followed suit. If the first response was a Dillon, this would have become a cluster F.

-Worst guest ever- that guy who killed Jackie Jr., what an ass, he wanted to be treated like a star. Put on a fucking helmet, deek!

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Just to help out, Unicron, the "John Madden Guy" is FRANK CALIENDO.

(1) Brian Regan, Otto & George
(2) Jim Norton
(3) Don West, Jim Cook
(4) Greaseman Crayons, Jim Breuer telling Long Island Little League stories, Anthony complaining about movie theaters in Brooklyn
(5) Sex for Sam, Road Show back in April 1999 with the Homemade Bikini Contest (first time I ever listened)

(BONUS) "Lullaby" ("Cuz Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer | Daddy wants sex that involves Mommy's rear . . . ")

(DOUBLE BONUS) Best live read?
Three-way tie between Jim Breuer for The Sharper Image Razor Scooter; Otto & George for Moujan (sp?); OD and Bil Dwyer for Sam Adams

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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Greaseman Crayons

Somehow i should have been offended but i couldn't stop laughing.. bone dry yadol doodle

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

Hawaii Mapmaker
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Goddamned this tough.
  1. Frank Caliendo
  2. Tie--Norton or Breuer
  3. Bit--hmm...Ant's Mike Tyson Zoloft bit or Breuer's "Save My Ups DEEK" bit
  4. Impersonation--Tie Dice or Chuck Heston
  5. When Breuer, Dice and Jay Mohr were hollering at each other on the phone (you skank)

Best Lynch Song--Kill a Kitten (I fucking HATE cats)


M-O-O-N that spells O&A Rule.



This message was edited by Hawaii Mapmaker on 6-14-01 @ 11:04 AM
MilK PukiN DavE
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
(1) Best guest (only sporadic apparences)?

Regan

(2) Best friend-of-the-show?

Jay Mohr and Dice

(3) Ant's best impersonation?

I am so tempted to say Bob Murphy, but it has to be Mike Tyson

(4) Best ever bit?

Again, since i was part of the milk pukin, I would say that, but REALISTICALLY, I think the best bit they had was the Homeless Christmas thing, where they sent them with 107 bucks to that mall in jersey full of uptight assholes. Nice! Hilarious.

(5) Best single show (episode/edition/whatever-the-fuck-you-wanna-call-it)?

55 Gallon Barrel Challenge

Bonus points; Best Stephen Lynch ditty?

That Priest Kid Toucher song



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chrisH
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 00
Best guest: Stephen Lynch
Best FOS: Jay Mohr
Ant's best Impersonation: Imus (not funniest, but most dead-on).
Best Bit: Rocky taking a dump/cleveland steamer (7 F'ing minutes long!)
Best Show: Devin (Buzz from Home Alone) and Jim Norton talking about the Port Authority bathrooms
Best Stephen Lynch song: Special Olympics, v.2

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NOBODY
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
1.Regan
2.Mohr
3.Don West
4.homeless in nj mall
5.special olimpics 2

the worst when Dice played drums

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posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
1. otto and george
2. norotn
3. winnie the pooh
4. mujan (or however it's spelled) live read with otto & george.
5. sex for sam
**bonus** special olympics, verse 2

let's go met's go!!

thanks FN MORON...you know why
BawxedWine
posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
1.Carlos Mancia
2.Jim Breuer
3.Mad Dog
4.Don West sells Brittany Spears' Virginity
5.The one where Jay Morh and Rick set up O&A and Opie went apeshit, I guess you could call it the Fredo Episode

Best Lynch - The Rectory Song (don't remember the real name




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