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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: OandA Whack Pack/Who Could You Be? | ||||
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| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:31 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00  | yeah, i'd like to come in and be evaluated to see if i'm Playboy material. or i could be MelroseSherry. walk around NYC with a sandwich board on, shouting out at drivers and passers by.  | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Can I be the agent and take 15%?  "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| MelKSucks | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | HEY! That's easy for me. I could be (nah, would never be believed...?) Mel Karmazin? [of course Howard DOES have a gag clause not to mention Mel's name on HIS show...] But seriously, I wish I COULD see (in person) WIYP's shelly... MelK Mel-No's. Really. Actually Mel Doesn't Know squat. Praise the old, dethroned King of All Shit. | ||||
| kansei | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I want to be Allison. I'd be rid of Howard, and I'd have half of his money. The best of both worlds!!! _______ O&A - radio crack - now available nationwide. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | That's a good one kansei! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Could I be Beetlejuice? I am crazy enough, but I need crack though to be stupid. Wait a minute, I'm more like Psycho mark, but I Don't cancel my appointments as much.  OA.com's headhunter and veteran Did I forget to mention I quit smoking? Bear with me folks. Headhunters in training: Nineinchhammer whichwaymediumorrare | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Take a guess at who I'd be. Come on! Take a wild guess. Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website FROY WAS SAFE! | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I'd want to be Studdering John. I'd be a good for nothing but answer the phone and add nothing else to the show guy. Oh wait we have one of them. Earl. Nevermind  THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED .......Proud graduate of the Spitfire421 school of altered reality....... | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I want to be Dr Delasanto (I think thats the plastic surgeon or is he the eye Dr?). That way I can play with all those boobies that Howie sends me to enlarge. Great b/4 and after hand measuring. o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Mayor of Sloatsburg | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | o&aswallow, the tittie doctor is Dr. Sal Calabro. (Dr. Joseph Dellarusso is the laser eye douchebag in Fort Ree that fucked up a lot of people's goggles permanently. I'd be surprised if he is still in business, with all the horror stories around. He's no Dr. Filatoff (sp?) . . . ) And by the way, my name is "Small White," and Rick has not returned any of my calls . . . "Have you talked to your doctor about Stacker 2?" | ||||
| RahRahRicky | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | hoo hoo hoo ill be old school rick with a bad moustache | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i;d be NOBODY from that show "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 5:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'll be a whiney begging teenager caller trying to get laid by a porn-star. Can you say "shoe in a hallway"? 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| Shifty | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 6:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | FetalJuice | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 6:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | For years I was likened to Stuttering John and then when O&A came into play i was likened to Spaz but eventually that became Spaz with a little bit of Psycho Mark. Anyway I guess I'd be Stuttering John. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| I grooms myself | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 6:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | If you even mention the word "whack pack" Stern might whine some more about how we rip him off. and how O&A are clones WebMaster of http://www.theworldaccordingtome.com  | ||||
| WhatsInMyPants | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 6:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | LOL Shifty | ||||
| fittaface | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | B-B-B_B_B_Beetlejuice is k-k-king I stink, therefore I am. This message was edited by Raven on 6-19-01 @ 7:05 PM | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 6:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Can I be Ralph? I do great hair and I like guys... | ||||
| Raven Portugal | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 7:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I'de call myself "Fred Norris" -- cause Howard has a "Eric Norris" with him ---j/k if need E-Mail Me "We all need... a haven. A sanctuary. A place to hide. A place to escape. A place to dream and hope. A place... where the darkness won't be so frightening. But for some, the darkness is a relentless enemy. It cannot be eluded. And once the darkness senses your fear; once it senses your pain, it is never far behind. I can empathize with these people. I can understand their futility. I can forgive their hopelessness. I feel their pain. Quote the Raven, nevermore." | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | i would be fred noris the scary type and just snap inside the studio. I was watchin his e show the other night and this 70 year old guy got howard so sacred. It was the funniest damn thing. What a dick. "Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome." | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 06-19-2001 @ 10:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Billy East, because Billy West was the only fucking funny thing on that show. Once he left, the show "jumped the shark". I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 06-20-2001 @ 7:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'd be Pig Vomit. W-ENNNNN-B-C  | ||||
| kansei | posted on 06-20-2001 @ 9:55 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | 1. Somebody needs to be a 20 minute commercial break. 2. Ack's girlfriend can play Stern's girlfriend. The difference in age (Stern - his gf, Ack - his gf) is the same!. _______ O&A - radio crack - now available nationwide. | ||||
| SpiritOfDirt | posted on 06-20-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: I bet this doesn't go unnoticed. Roger?? THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN ISOLATED .......Proud graduate of the Spitfire421 school of altered reality....... | ||||
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