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Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
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Have they done anything for this contest yet?

The website still says coming Monday?


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mikeWOW
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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nope. it all starts monday. it will be a great contest i think!!

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chris4130
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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i just hope that the moms arent a mess and that there are some pretty nice ones.

"anything worth having is worth stealing, but dont shit were you eat"

This message was edited by chris4130 on 6-24-01 @ 1:12 PM
Froy
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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Begins tomorrow, why? thinking of entering Mrs. Tequila for the Myrtle Beach vacation?


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o&aswallow
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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No Froy, Tequila just likes to be known as a mother f'r. :-)


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The Painter
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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I'm sure this contest will have the same auspicious start as the other contests have. Almost no one shows up in the first week.

Froy
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Very true, but at least we wont have to worry about Stalker Patti entering this contest.


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Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:40 PM      
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Froy you think she has a chance?




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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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quote:

Froy you think she has a chance?



Sure, everyone has a chance. But then again people won't vote for her just because she's married to you...LOL


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The Painter
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
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Just a thought: Won't all the young mothers be at home with thier kids between 3pm & 7pm. Does that mean it will be mostly middle age mommies, with kids old enough to take care of themselves?

Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Thanks! LMMFAO


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:25 AM      
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quote:

Very true, but at least we wont have to worry about Stalker Patti entering this contest.


Die Froy. You just made me think of that "Miracle of Life" video everyone gets shown in 9th grade biology where you see the birth shot in the true gonzo style. Only the 2001 remake starring Patti's wretched hole.

Whackbag
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:27 AM      
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Actually, its not really your fault Froy. My own mind developed that scenario based on a simple statement. Sorry, my parents hit me.

Mike Rotch
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:33 AM      
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quote:

Sorry, my parents hit me.

Apparently not hard enough.


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GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:56 AM      
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Actually, the only thing that made me think of that
Miracle of Life video (which, incidentally, I DID see in 9th
grade biology) was YOUR statement, WB! You
bastard!!!!



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

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IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 4:19 PM      
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Maybe Antoinette will win THIS trip to Myrtle
Beach.


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Nana's Precious
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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quote:

Maybe Antoinette will win THIS trip to Myrtle
Beach.



and don't forget the dinner w/ Rick Springfield......



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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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didn't they say the pics were up???

i can't find them.

never mind i found them i am blind


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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BN Visit this Website



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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For once a contest started out nice. Allison's pretty hot.


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
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I hope that this doesnt scare off other contestants because she is smoking.


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Syndra
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
What will scare off the mom's is the brutality of the guys on this board - that first contestant is pretty with a nice bod, for a mom, but already she's been torn to shreds! Lighten up guys! :)





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mikeWOW
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
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just picture this. you go out drinking one night and u end up going home with allison's fat daughter then u see the MOM.. WOW. that is a night and a half!!

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WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
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Allison is hot. The first pic does not do her justice, though. And I wanna see pics of this chick's daughter...and see if she resembles mom.


mikeWOW
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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i know. they keep saying she has huge cans.. i really wanna see her!!!

"i hate people that dont get it!"



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