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Froy
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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quote:

So Froy, if the two outside urinals are taken, you just stand there and watch until one frees up?????



Obviously you didnt read my reply I said...

quote:


If the sides are taken, I'll go wait outside




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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:12 PM      
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Whew, thanks for clearing that up. You know there is a certain decorum expected from the throne and all. Not that there is anything coughcough wrong with that coughcough but you cleared that up nicely thank you. :-)


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Guys shouldn't go to the bathroom together.
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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HMMM FMJ wants guys to talk about his dick. That seems extremely homosexual and he even isn't a teen tomato boy.



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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Anyone hear this bit on Howard this morning.



Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Sorry Billy Bitchcakes (that is soo funny), I don't listen to Howard.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Rog, Howard was reading the man rules this morning, almost the exact same ones O&A read. It is amazing how only O&A are the clones.

Yeah the Billy Bitchcakes came from Raw this week with Edge and Billy Gunn.



Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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quote:

almost the exact same ones O&A read


I think it was an article. O&A aren't imitating Howard when they read an article and comment on it after Howard does, so I don't think the opposite is true either. There are plenty of "ripping off" O&A examples, I don't consider that to be one of 'em.


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danked
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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that's taking it to extremes, TW. O & A didn't write the article and i don't want to give them any props, but the Radiochick actually read the manrules a day or two before O & A. every host will try to entertain their audience in their place and time. whether the subject comes from the news or magazines, it's gonna be discussed if the host can make something of it. no biggie...


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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But if it was the other way around. Howard would be saying, my own company is ruining me. I read an article and a few days later my own company sabotages me by doing the exact same thing.

Now, Robin, show me those large boobs. Hoo Hoo.

I know everybody steals from somebody.

This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-28-01 @ 2:42 PM
Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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I know what Howard says, but the point is he's bitching about something that isn't true. He really does rip the boys off, but he has yet to convince me they rip him off.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Danked, I never said they ripped them off. I don't care who did it before O&A or who did it after them. Like I said, DJ's can do similar bits. All I said is Howard says he invented everything, it was just funny hearing him do a bit that was already done a few days ago, by his "clones". He is the god of radio. Why even mention the article than. He is just a hypocrite is my point.



Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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We all know that TW, but thanks for the reitteration.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Your welcome Rog.



Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Please, call me Jane.


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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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So Ant's real name is Tarzan?





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Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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quote:

So Ant's real name is Tarzan?


Ah, the obvious joke. Actually, its Sergio and they got the story all wrong.


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TeenWeek
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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I didnt know Anthony was a Womens Jeans designer



Roger
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Not Valenti you goose.


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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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The golfer?

Sergio Garcia.




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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Sergio Vargas?

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Okay damn it. I learned a slightly different urinal rule. Every other one taken, you take the one between the least tall guys. You have someone 6'4", empty, 6'2", empty, 5'8". You take the one between the 5'8" and 6'2" person. The goal is to not piss off the tallest person. This of course pisses off short people, but that's the rule I always heard. If the 6'4" guy is in the middle, you take the one between him and the 5'8" person. Or if a sitdown stall is open, you could use that as an alternative. That is always okay.


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F the S out of her A
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
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After age 25, the whole going to the movies with another guy does not much matter. Now that I'm married, I don't get to go to movies with just one other guy - I have to convince my wife it is a "guy's night out," and therefore never have that one-on-one thing.

I did have a disturbing roommate who used to park himself at the next urinal and talk to me, but I never answered... not that there's anything wrong with that.

The article was from Maxim Magazine, which was a repeat of the "Rules for Buddies" in Men's Health about three years earlier.

And just like the Paula Poundstone thing, ALL of the radio shows are going to do their bit on all of these stories. Robin Quivers, as does Butchie and Ron and Anthony, all read the New York papers, so you're going to hear their take on stuff.

Of course, O&A are going to have Jay Mohr, Jim Breuer and other luminaries in, so they'll be brief - and funnier.

What was the question again?

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posted on 06-29-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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I used to go to movies with a guy friend but that was just so we could make out.

Seriously though, when you can't drive and you know a guy whose parents can drive you when your younger sure, go with him. It also gives you something to do before/after the movie and allows you to bitch about the trailers. I don't think there's anything wrong with it unless you don't have the homo buffer seat or guy a is sitting in guy b's lap.

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