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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Please click on this link and read what it has to say before you do anything. Please:

Visit this Website

And thanks to Buttmunch for this:
Hello new member. I am a Moderator on opieanthony.com. I am here to guide, cajole, problem solve, help, joke and discipline. But, most of all, I’m here to make this Message Board run smoothly.

In an effort to help you, I strongly recommend that you take a few moments to review the rules of this Message Board. Check these links:

FAQ: Visit this Website

Guidance by veterans: Visit this Website

O&A for Dummies:
Visit this Website

Why do you need these resources? Because, this can be an enjoyable place to be, as long as you know how to play well with other members. These resources will enable you to “meet” other members and profit from their experiences.

Having offered this advice, I would like to welcome you to OA.com. We are all fans of the Opie & Anthony Show and look forward to your input.

Please try and begin your time on this Message Board by reading and REPLYING to topics started by other members. Chances are that whatever you have to say has been said in an earlier topic started by another member. To avoid confusion for us all, use the Search function to see if the answers you seek, or the topic you’d like to discuss, are already in an active post. PLEASE refrain from starting a new topic when you can reply and liven up an existing topic. Replying makes things more interesting, more complete and much more fun. Sifting through 15 topics discussing the same subject matter is tedious and slows down the Board. Keep things lively and interesting, join in a discussion instead of starting a new one.

In no time you’ll get the hang of the Board and win the hearts and minds of other members. You may even make some good friends.

All in all, learn from veteran members, don’t be afraid to ask for help from a Moderator, read the FAQs, and most importantly: “THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE”!!!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene


This message was edited by Roger on 6-25-01 @ 6:34 PM
mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
look at you roger keeping the board friendly by adoption :)

"i hate people that dont get it!"
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm just trying to keep myself sane. I can't reply to any topic without seeing someone saying "Get adopted". I'm sick of it. No newbies go to the adoption thread unless directed. I'm hoping we can bypass this with a central place for them to congregate. I'm just annoyed.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
LMAO... read the FAQ while you're at it...... Nice Effort Rog.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith


This message was edited by Froy on 6-25-01 @ 6:24 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Aw, Roger's maternal instincts are kicking in. That's so sweet!!

Let's all try and help the newbies here gang. (scratches head and wonders, did I really just say that??)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Rog2K
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I can't reply to any topic without seeing someone saying "Get adopted!"

I...can't..resist.... Roger, why'd you start a new "If you are new thread"? GET ADOPTED! (JK!!!)

Nice work. Yet for some reason, I still think people will walk around here bumping into walls...


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Aw, Roger's maternal instincts are kicking in


Ugh!
Don't I know it Rog!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Holy crap..
Am I mistaken.. or has Roger just gone beyond simple abuse of power and status and is now using her abilities for good?
OMMFG!! LMMFAO!!
OK.. seriously Rog.. good job.. I just hope this doesn't mean the world will end soon lol...


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
i totally agree with u Roger, this has gotten completely out of hand. also barely any newbies use the newbie sign in threads that are in GD and OT i keep on havin to bring them to the top just for them to be seen. and im not the only one. me and the other adoptors are here to welcome, assist, and guide the new members through their first few weeks of being on the board. Yet everyday we get new and somtimes ahole members that will walk around shooting their mouths off (only the asshole ones do this) and have to be told by other members to go and get adopted. it shouldnt happen that way. And by doin this thread Roger its been a big help. thank u.


We're all just monkeys!!
I have 2 slots open for anyone that wants to be adopted
E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Who knew LM!
Lemme clarify my post above, that's Ugh to the maternal instincts and Rog, dont I know people will still be walking into walls.

Thank you Ope, just trying to keep sane, like I said.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene


This message was edited by Roger on 6-25-01 @ 8:38 PM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Hoo Hoo Robin, Roger's ripping me off!

I invented this letter to newbies! lol

Good work Roger. Like I said BTS, feel free to use it as often as necessary. (holy shit, she's become a Moderator...)

Kid Afrika
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You guys sucked Roger in... So, THIS is what happens when worlds collide. ;)



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ok, i'm all for this post, i know the newbies need stuff like this, and i regualarly top posts like this, but why was this made today?i mean, are we expecting a flood of newbies anytime soon?its a good post, and i'm not questioning you, i'm just wondering if i wasn't paying attention or something


thanks to fez for the pic
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

So, THIS is what happens when worlds collide

Guess you'll never know


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
E-Mail Me
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor
E-Mail Me
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FUCK YOU CYCLOPS
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
LMMFAO... it's funny because it's true...


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

it's funny because it's true...


You're both right. I'll never be dating one of the hosts of a popular radio show.

"I hate people that don't get it."



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"





This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 6-25-01 @ 9:47 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You're both right. I'll never be dating one of the hosts of a popular radio show



Hey, I wouldn't rule it out, you've got a better chance of dating Anthony than becoming a mod.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

you've got a better chance of dating Anthony than becoming a mod

LMMFAOBKAWDABHBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
E-Mail Me
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor
E-Mail Me
AOL - oanda1027fm

FUCK YOU CYCLOPS
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
"Think before you write."



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

LMMFAOBKAWDABHBAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Let me see..

Laughing
My
Mother
Fucking
Ass
Off
Because
Kid
Afrika
Will(courtesy of tequila)
Date
Anthony
Before
He
Becomes
A
Mod



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 6-26-01 @ 12:26 AM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
This is just fueling my desire to stalk Ben.


SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

Oh, I believe in yesterday's
got nothing for me







Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
AM you forgot the W for will


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
E-Mail Me
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor
E-Mail Me
AOL - oanda1027fm

FUCK YOU CYCLOPS
Boodadude
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Hey everybody,
I am a big fan of O&A I come to this site several times a day. I come to see the latest(info) and also because I enjoy everyones humor here. I tried being adopted but failed spitfires class for skipping school (thanks spitfire for having me)My only point is that there are alot of people like me that love O&A and would love to be apart of this message board can everyone who has a high post count just calm down and let us casual posters have fun too

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Feel free to get yourself adopted a second time.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith


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