Posted By | Discussion Topic: "The Has-Been Corner" |
Crash_NYC
| posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:11 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| The bit with Cindy Williams was cruel as hell (LMFAO), and I DEFINITELY think the boys should try it a few more times.
A few ideas:
Gary Coleman ("Diff'rent Storkes")-- he's a shoe-in
Adam Rich (Nicholas from "Eight Is Enough")
Missy Gold (Katherine from "Benson")
Lisa Whelchel (Blair from "The Facts of Life")
John Davidson (host of "That's Incredible!", etc)
Pia Zadora (hack!)
...and a hundred members of former '80's butt-rock
bands...
Anyone got any ideas for new targets?
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Skeet Slambone
| posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:14 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00
| We could do one on the board and start with you.
Tupics bites the dust, fuckin f**s |
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fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:16 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| quote:
We could do one on the board and start with you.
but to be a has been, you had to be something at one point, unlike him
last time, the insects got me, but
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IkeaBoy P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:16 AM | |
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00
| There's a thread on this already.
The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney
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njstrawberry
| posted on 07-26-2001 @ 1:25 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
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There's a thread on this already.
Okay I want to be stupid too and pretend my name is moving left to right and not follow the rules...
[5 yr old voice]Ooo Ooo wait till a moderator see's this[5 yr old voice]
I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?
DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD |
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Crash_NYC
| posted on 07-26-2001 @ 2:57 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| Wow, I think I just got 'knockedthefuggout!'
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mikeWOW I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
| posted on 07-26-2001 @ 6:26 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| gary coleman- didnt we do that one before?
"i hate people that dont get it!" |
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F the S out of her A
| posted on 07-28-2001 @ 1:56 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Although there was a high level of sphincter-cringe in that bit, I think Opie let the cat out of the bag too early. Either that, or Cindy Williams stayed on the phone about ten minutes too long.
The ultimate has-been corner would be Psycho Mark, but O&A could not afford the appearance fee and royalties.
Adopted by JonBenet Norton through correspondence course
Admitted complete tool |
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PVT.SNOWBALL
| posted on 07-28-2001 @ 3:43 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01
| Gary Coleman is still on hold. They could do the bit on monday with him .
This message was edited by PVT.SNOWBALL on 7-28-01 @ 3:44 PM |
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FoundryMusicJoker
| posted on 07-28-2001 @ 11:11 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
| Forget the has been corner. How bout the Wanna be corner.
Now that is a good idea.
check me out on the studio board at http://www.foundrymusic.com |
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I Rooned It
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 12:14 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| The Has been corner, proving once again that Opie is a sick fuck. But funny as hell. Go "Baby Evil".
You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra
Received my GED at Tequila's Academy for "special" children.
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Trev from CT
| posted on 07-29-2001 @ 2:12 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| FMJ - For the WannaBe Corner we could start with the first Half-Dozen or so replies to this thread! Let the Mods do their jobs you tools!
The Artist formerly known as ShavinBush . . . |
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F the S out of her A
| posted on 07-30-2001 @ 7:59 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| I think the Wanna-Be corner would be more abundant that the F-You line. Too much ground to cover. Shit, even I'd have to wait until the third month or so until I got my chance in Wanna-Be Corner.
Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing." |
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Lord Buga-loo
| posted on 07-30-2001 @ 9:54 AM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01
| How bout the Radiochick. That would be Cringe Radio at its best.
"IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!"
-LINKIN PARK; TRACK 8 |
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TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-30-2001 @ 9:58 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| Speaking of the has been corner, Where's Dice been at?
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njstrawberry
| posted on 07-30-2001 @ 10:40 AM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01
| That's the last time I mock someone in a post for acting "modly" it ended up being my status. LMFAO
I wuuuuuuuuuv you my little Goochie Hoochie. ;)
I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick?
DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD |
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JohnSlack
| posted on 07-30-2001 @ 10:53 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: May. 01
| Yes, THe radio chick, that would be fantastic...or for the 'never was' corner - the sports guys...
For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name |
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fittaface
| posted on 07-30-2001 @ 3:35 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01
| Yeah.... I can't figure out why Williams stayed on the phone so long... she, like most other actresses are just flat-out flakey. Must be her MEDS!
I stink, therefore I am. |
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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy
I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:23 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01
| this is the first time i heard this and holy shit is it cringe radio. i am uncomfortable listening to it!
Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL
AIM- Arpikarhu
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Cancer Mike Moonlights as "Cancer Michelle" | posted on 07-31-2001 @ 3:31 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01
| It's even funnier because Andy Kaufman used to go out and write comedy for Cindy Williams when he first went to Hollywood. |
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Nana's Precious
| posted on 07-31-2001 @ 4:25 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00
| I want to hear Greg Evigan on the next "has-been corner"
"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."
guardian of f_tarded |
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F the S out of her A
| posted on 07-31-2001 @ 6:28 PM | |
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01
| Radio Chick never was. They should have the Sports Babe on and call her Radio Chick, in "Mixed-Up Identity Corner." Then, they could have either Webster or Gary Coleman on and mix them up for the other.
Perhaps they should have Bill Clinton on "Has-been corner?" Either that, or Kenneth Starr
Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing." |
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JerseyTerp
| posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:01 PM | |
Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00
| Props to Shirley for being a sport:
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I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:05 PM | |
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00
| How about Psycho Mark in 2 years for “The Has-Been Cornerâ€
opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. |
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Crash_NYC
| posted on 08-02-2001 @ 3:06 AM | |
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00
| Quote: How about Psycho Mark in 2 years for “The Has-Been Cornerâ€
I don't think we have to wait 2 years for that. How 'bout 2 weeks ago?
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