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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: New excuses to be w/o your wife
O2GoSux
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I think I'll use this:

"My mother-in-law had to have surgery back home..."

RIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!

Smoke Weed Every Day
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
DILLON

Raven
Portugal
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
DAM -- i thought you were gonna give me a good way -- not the stupid ones Clinton uses
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Graffix Rulz
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
a minute i'll never get back!

"My girlfreinds mom still hasent been born!"

ClusterF@#$
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
It took you a whole minute?


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

o&aswallow
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

a minute i'll never get back!



Look into Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Dynamics. You could have blown through this thread in 2.4 seconds.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

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Frat Guy has rented one of the foster bedrooms as of 7/21. Yes ladies, another college boy is in town for you to ravage.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

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SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Another chance to whip out the good old graphic!!!








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I enjoy C&BT
posted on 07-30-2001 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
i do it for buttmunch so i will do it for you raven:

:click,whir:this has been a recording, thank you :click:

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F the S out of her A
posted on 07-31-2001 @ 4:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I always tell my wife I have to BE MORE FUNNY, so she can't come along.

Follow this logic: OK Terrific!

Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing."



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