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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 08-03-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
I have to agree - this is the funniest post from a newbie in a long long time. Bravo - my boy- bravo.

quote:
Turkish sex is basically "a hole's a hole," whether it's a sheep, small boy, tomato - whatever


Sorry - we don't do sheep. That's the Greeks. Greece - where men are men and sheep are scared.

Now be quiet FSA before I send Wilbur over to your house to violate your dog again.


Into each person's life a little pain must fall.
I'm just here to administer it.

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 08-03-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
i'm glad you guys liked it. i was laughing my ass off when i found it.

i might have to be like george castanza & step out on a high note after that one.

i think the Blumkin bothers me the most (probably because i'm a chick):

You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.

Raven
Portugal		posted on 08-03-2001 @ 7:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Drusilla : nice 1st post --- looks like we have a smart "newbie" here --- keep up the good work and WELCOME TO THE MADNESS!!!


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Scooma
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 7:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Here's one of my favorite sites, somewhat related to the topic:

Masturbation Synonym page
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:
PAYING THE RENT
A position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, while the man holds the balk of her calves and bangs ferociously.


OkaY NiiiCCe I learn Somthing Once in a whiLe on thIs bord .. Now i can Have a name for things i dont have to just say Do thiis OR do that Just nAme it .. saY anyOne fiND any nice viSuaLS to go alOng with alot of theSe Soo We can Get Both StiMuLatiioNs ... :) :) sweet

Bangster
posted on 08-03-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
THE STRANGER
you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you start masturbating and it feels like someone else is doin it.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching...even though that's kinda nasty and weird
Nana's Precious
posted on 08-04-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
DAVY CROCKETT
A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.


very funny post indeed Drusilla, I actually laughed out loud when I read this. good work and welcome!!!!!



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

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Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit		posted on 08-05-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Good thing there wasn't any Armenian sex acts there


I decided not to let you go that easy. :)

Armenian Tea Kettle-
Cleveland Steamer while looking at pornographic material.






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