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ibthegator
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I must say that I did not like these 2 very much until......
The teenage stripper.
I was on my way home from work after picking up my wife. While the stripper was on, I found my hand in a place it is not normal at while driving.
My wife took notice of my hand placement and decided to help me out.
Next think I know I am driving down RT. 202 having my dick sucked, I had to pull off the road before my happy ending for fear of crashing my truck.
I just wanted to say thank you to these two guys for helping me get my first BJWD (blow job while driving).:)
I will not be turning the dial anymore when these two are on!
Anyone else have any similar experiences?
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Gatorman



This message was edited by ibthegator on 8-10-01 @ 10:57 AM
Opie's Sack Lunch
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
OK TERRIFIC!!!

That Guy
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Anyone else have any similar experiences?



Yes
Your wife gave me a BJWD as well.

"Cry havoc...and let slip the dogs of war!"
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
W-W-What!!!
You got married before she gave you a BJWD?!?!
J/K...Keep listening...It gets better!


Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast...
Lord Duvious
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I prefer the term "road head", but it's all the same. So I guess the moral of this thread is that O&A don't suck, your wife does. Congrats.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
WoW,
Reading your post has me so hot I'm touching myself.
Could you send your wife over???

Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
UM ok we believe you ==== nice 1st post though



if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
who is this wife and how do i get me some.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
On Rt. 202 look for the truck that's pulled over with a line of guys standing next to it.
Better Hurry
NOW SERVING #83

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Get adopted...now


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
--I found my hand in a place it is not normal at while driving. ----

Okkkkk.....Number of ways I could have re-worded this sentence to reflect proper grammer:

15.




Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A)

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greenlantern
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You're first BJWD,huh? Did you mention his name?

"The power of 46 flashlights can be pretty strong, sometimes"
Arthur Dent
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Just picturing that clip of George Carlin in "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"


I wonder how many people actually read the text people put under their sig pics.
ibthegator
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
UH OK "foundrymusicjeff" so I was supposed
to write "normally", but do me a favor.....
Next time you criticize someone on their
"GRAMMAR" spell the fucking word correctly.
hahahahaha

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

UH OK "foundrymusicjeff" so I was supposed to write "normally", but do me a favor..... Next time you criticize someone on their "GRAMMAR" spell the fucking word correctly. hahahahaha


Now that was funny... :)



Back from the dead...
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

UH OK "foundrymusicjeff" so I was supposed to write "normally", but do me a favor..... Next time you criticize someone on their "GRAMMAR" spell the fucking word correctly. hahahahaha



his second post and hes pissing off all the right people already. this kid is beautiful

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu

Raven
Portugal
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

UH OK "foundrymusicjeff" so I was supposed to write "normally", but do me a favor..... Next time you criticize someone on their "GRAMMAR" spell the fucking word correctly. hahahahaha


It's funny cause it's not me !!!! JEff Take the Zoloff now



if need E-Mail Me
I have always been on the outside looking in and I have always prevailed. I will wage a war that will leave men broken and battered. Many perceive me as having no hope my victory will be an upset. But hope and perception have never ruled my life.
Quote the Raven, nevermore."
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Thank god for gator,
Because of his efforts I am now merely the 2,849th biggest tool on the board.....
Watch my Q-rating soar.

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
ken everytime you post, i laugh. you r a welcome addition.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu

Hummercash
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
damn, Ken'sPen is great... all his posts make me laugh.
Oh, and Jeff... I should have that Flash done this weekend, but no promises :)


Guns don't kill people...dangerous minorities do.

Q: How do you make a 7 year old girl cry twice?

A: Rub your bloody cock on her teddy bear.

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Thanks,
I am basking in the glow.
I still should seek adoption and learn how to stop fucking up the quotes.....(and other trasgressions).....
big fear of a Kevin Bacon "thank you sir, May I have another" scene

Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
just hit the quote button, then click in between the two (quote)'s and paste the quote. then click after the second (quote) to write normally
IM me if you have aproblem
Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu



This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 8-10-01 @ 3:25 PM
Bushwood
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Oh goody. A Penthouse Forum story.Im really glad you didnt crash your truck.

My underwear looks like a shoeshine rag.
Whackbag
posted on 08-10-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
IBthegator, did you need windshield wipers on the inside of your car and drive your car into a tanker full of ebola?

ibthegator
posted on 08-11-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
you all are funny!



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