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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: ***Adoption pt. 5 - Teach or Be Taught*** | ||||
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 08-11-2001 @ 9:48 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01  | Only those who have been given permission may adopt! If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email me personally requesting permission. Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple: 1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time 2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days 3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes 4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own 5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, an adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith This message was edited by Froy on 10-19-01 @ 3:05 PM | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 08-11-2001 @ 10:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i'm available to teach. if you want me to be your foster mummy, E-Mail Me  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 08-11-2001 @ 11:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | As always, the coolest school on the block is open for business. If you need to be adopted, IM me, orE-Mail Me School's out, shouldn't you have a job? The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open. | ||||
| silent game | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 12:11 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Im a newbie so i guess i fit into this program so whos willing to mentor me? | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 12:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have one spot open for a newbie...IM me or E-Mail Me if you want to be adopted Too much from the wounded But I see, See through it all See through, And see you. Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I also have space available - if you're interested, my email and AIM are right under my sig pic...:) EDIT - Silent Game has enrolled in late summer school. Lets hope he can pass the final exam in 10 days!  Classes for Enhancing your Board Experience and Stamina are now in Session! Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to enroll. This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 8-12-01 @ 1:57 AM | ||||
| Lt Boogaloo | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:13 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I'll adopt someone. AIM - Lt Boogaloo E-Mail Me This message was edited by Lt Boogaloo on 8-13-01 @ 6:57 PM | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Need adopted?? Always finding yourself in a O&A.com pickle? Email me :):):):):) The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation." "Nunc scio quit sit amor." "The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:34 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | My last two adoptees have vanished from the face of the earth. Maybe I'm too tuff on them, demanding excellence in posting and all. If you got the whatevers to stay for the long haul, I have two foster bedrooms open. Click on that little rolodex card thingy over there and get my email address. And of course, sexual favors from young hotties moves you right into the Swallow fast track graduation program. ;-)  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | I've recently adopted my first foreigner. He's from Cleveland. McBourbon has joined my home for the demented. I still have 1 more slot available. email me at grumpy@opieanthony.com if you wanted to be battered, abused and taught the ways of dementia.  Don't try this at home kids. Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me! And if he screws up let me know at grumpy@opieanthony.com | ||||
| PatCooper | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Anyone interested in adoption can email me.Just click the link at the bottom of the sig pic.My last adoptee vanished after a day.Maybe i should let him out of the closet. Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me | ||||
| JJ G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | top We're all just monkeys!! | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 08-12-2001 @ 6:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Howdy..... newbies. Email me (click the sig) or IM me (HoserTojo) to get adopted. Call now. Supplies are limited. Operators are standing by.  Me droogies: None. Syndra has graduated and will one day take on droogs of her own. Two positions available. Come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 8:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Welcome the addition of King Nothing from Chicago to our little sanitarium. Anyone else wishing to enter my little hell can e-mail me at metalfan@opieanthony.com Resume whatever it is you were doing :-) E-Mail Me  Don't just stare at it, eat it.... King Nothing is now under the watchful eye of the reaper.... Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk. | ||||
| AFDude | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 11:28 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have one slot filled, but another open...if you're interested...[Email]AFDude@opieanthony.com[/Email] First ever grad from the Newbie Academy: Lord Duvious....now able to fly solo. Currently training Thrillhouse..one slot still open. If you want to be adopted, | ||||
| Dawgs47 | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | Ok, I think I am ready to be adopted. I have been registered since nov.00 and check the board basically everyday. Any one inteterested send me an e-mail. E-Mail Me | ||||
| PharCyde | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:25 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | I've looked at the board on and off for a while now...but could use some help in navigating it. So, I'm up to be adopted...[Email]PharCyde@opieanthony.com[/Email] How to get ahold of me..PharCyde@opieanthony.com I need a sig pic...I think? | ||||
| Lord Duvious | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Hey guys...from someone who went through the same thing, you need to email someone. Chances are no adopter is gonna email you.  Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | The F-tard school of adoption is now in full swing. Click on one of the links below to either email me or IM me and let me know. If you have the need for adoption, I have the need to help you. If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 4:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | My last newbie decided to drop off the board, so two slots open. Hit the links below to share the love. -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com AIM: JonNeedsSN Adoptee: I have an empty basement yet again... You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| Laid_back | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 4:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | I need to be adopted!  Pray 4 surf | ||||
| Laid_back | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | So when you are adopted, do you get free WOWs?? Pray 4 surf | ||||
| Rone | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 6:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | i haven't heard from one of my newbies since he joined the board. contact me if you are a newbie in need of guidance. | ||||
| Kim | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 6:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The autumn breeze of a single night of love is better than a hundred thousand years of sterile sitting meditation." "Nunc scio quit sit amor." "The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo | ||||
| 1.2 Niggawatts | posted on 08-13-2001 @ 7:24 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | I'd just like to take a moment to thank Sloatsburgh for adopting/graduating me. | ||||
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