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silent game
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 1:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Do you guys think hes been on the show too much. I know hes really edgy has some good lines but his act can get old sometimes. Its getting to the point where hes on way too much like 3 full shows a week. I'm not trying to bash him or anything just think hes on too much


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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I think Norton has become a necessity to the show...I agree that maybe 3 shows a week is a bit much...1 or 2 would be a treat...he has the best lines for the assholes that call the show. Norton Rules

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
personally, i find norton in studio all the time great.hes not like other guests who take over the show.most guests, from the best to worst, talk the whole time in studio, but norton just sits back most of the time and waits for a chance to make a great one liner


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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:21 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Hey computer GEEKS,
O&A know what they are doing!!!

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00


NORTON SHOULD BE ON EVERY DAY!!


Jim brings the shock value to comedy better than anyone out there.













This message was edited by JGNYC on 8-12-01 @ 3:27 AM

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 3:02 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
i think that i have started this thread twice already. even i'm bored with it.

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 3:25 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Norton is funny all the time! Whenever he is in studio it makes the show more gooder...


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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
even though there are two TWO threads on this.. norton is perfect for the show. he adds the best god dam one-liners all the time.. a def necesity (sp?) 2 the show

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Norton does a great job as the O and A resident sick twisted fuck. The man is pure evil and preversion and in this country he is free to be so. A true asset to the show and a great American. Now you might want to bad mouth Jim.
But I'm not going to let you post here and bad mouth the United States of America!!!!

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Sometimes when I hear "Jim Norton in studio" I think " not again". But that quickly goes out of my mind when he tells someone to "sneeze and miscarry" Norton is THE BEST at one-liners and his dead on accurate perceptions of idiot callers.And he doesn't intefere in the show, he just sits back and goes along smoothly.He doesn't jump in and plug his gigs and act retarded( I still miss Dice) The best thing that the Diceman ever did for O&A and their audience was to introduce all of us to Jim Norton.And now other markets are being introduced to Norton, and this will get him more exposure.

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I thought I heard O&A say something about Norton being a paid regular or trying to get him a paycheck on the show. "Excuse me but your cunt smells like cadaver feet ." is a Norton classic.

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
They need to make him a third member of the show.Problably one of the funiest comedians out there.

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Are you kidding me?
Norton is a sick twisted fuck!
How could you not love him?
How many other comedians tell people to catch aids and die?
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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Jim Norton is always good. I think he always adds to the show other than ol dirty...


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silent game
posted on 08-12-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I guess I'm in the minority here seeing that almost everyone so far supports having Norton on as much as possible. I wasnt trying to bash him Its just that what got Opie and Anthony to this point in their careers was Opie and Anthony and not Opie and Anthony and Norton and I dont know why they would wanna change the dynamic of their show at this point after all their success. Another thing is that I see some people arent fans of old dirty but I think its easier to deal with him bec hes not on more then once a week so if you dont like him you can live with only hearing him once a week.


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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
on the show i think his one-liners are priceless, but the only time i saw him when he opened up for Dice, i thought he was mediocre. he should definitley stay on O&A and reign supreme as the resident sick/perverse asshole, thats when hes at his best.....

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posted on 08-12-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Norton rocks. Many have said it and I don't want to reiterate but he says funny lines, he doesn't take over the show. He's smart enough not to be dominant but to know when to say a funny line and when to hold back. He could be in the studio 4 days a week but you could go for 5 breaks without hearing Norton utter a peep so when he does you forgot he was there and it makes it more special.

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posted on 08-13-2001 @ 8:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Now that there are three THREE posts about this, I will add (again) that Norton is a great addition to the show as a regular. He still goes out and tours, but on most days you first hear him at about 3:15. He helps give bits legs and stays in the background... he was what Jokeman was supposed to be for Stern in the eighties, but he is actually coming up with funny lines.

Imagine if Norton sucked, and the boys stayed on fifteen years past their prime... THAT OLD GAG!

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posted on 08-13-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Norton is great with the one liners........
(Otto and George serve them up pretty well too)
BUT he knows nothing about sex.
I have tried his spade shovel technique a few times and was shocked to find most women were against it.

BallsackTeabagger
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01

Norton should be a regular, should be a permanent host, everyday.

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meatballnip
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I think Norton makes a great addition to the show. Now that they are in new markets, he adds that 'I can't beleive I just heard that on the radio' value that should help O&A hook in new listeners. As Ikea said, Norton is smart enough to know when to say nothing.


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posted on 08-13-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Norton is great with the one liners... BUT he knows nothing about sex.
I have tried his spade shovel technique a few times and was shocked to find most women were against it.
Well there's your mistake, Ken'sPen. You're not supposed to ask them if they're for it or against it, you just have to start swinging away. Don't worry, you'll learn.

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posted on 08-13-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Oh I didn't ask first......
I just accepted the warrants and restaining orders as proof of negative feedback.

Arpikarhu
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I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I just accepted the warrants and restaining orders as proof of negative feedback


dont let those stop you. if they cared enough to see a judge about you that means there are still some pretty strong emotions there. double your efforts. you will see results

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posted on 08-13-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Nope Sorry,
Norton is full of shit......
I am going back to the tried and true ways of romance......
Roofies and Duct tape.



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