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Froy King Shit *board owner*	posted on 10-08-2001 @ 6:40 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	What I learned: Adding Bobby to a name makes it sound blacker What I learned: Cow exploding jokes are always funny What I learned: The Retarded Lavernne & Shirley aren't fat, they're chubby What I learned: Marion has plankton on her belly. What I learned: After Snoop's phone call, 'Ying Yang Party' is going to be sweeping the hood What I learned: Stalker Patti is going to hang herself under a poster of The Edge when she gets home tonight What I learned: The only sure-fire way to defend against a retard is to use a pinwheel on them I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
TJLamb0518 Just another dick making a comeback The Dr. Seuss of SU	posted on 10-08-2001 @ 6:43 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	Holy S.....TOO funny! All I can add is: I learned that 11 year olds are scary funny when they aren't yours. "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants!"
FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 10-08-2001 @ 6:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	What Did I Learn?... Today is Retart Day on the O&A show. Patty was Misunderstood...So was Hitler. the Foosball Table is like Camelot to Stalker Patty. If you wear Snoop Gear the HO's will take their clothes off. Black Earl is now known as Brother Bobby Earl. Ying-Yang parties are a good reason for Drive-by shooting. Marion's Jimmy Buffet shirt could double as a hammock...or a cover for a Ferrari when it rains. Marion's Maxi-Pad looks like an Airplane pillow. and finally... Today I learned Las Vegas picked the wrong day to start tuning in More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
Tony Metropolis	posted on 10-08-2001 @ 10:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01	I know I'm chiming in a little late but I learned a few things today. Today I learned: * Stalker Patty writes letters to ants in the colony when they handle a cricket leg with excellency. * Marion smuggled Epcott Center under her shirt. * Black Earl says, regardless of gender, "Hey baby" to sound blacker. * Marion and Ladi Di have no redeemable qualities. and: * Gary apologizes to L.A. for today's show. "THE CAR HAD A SIGN THAT SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMB FUCK!!!"
DevilsFan	posted on 10-29-2001 @ 8:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01	Thanks for sumign up the day. A good laugh was had. Let There Be Peace On Earth
locospud	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 4:12 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	STALKER PATTI, HAS A LOWW SELF ESTEEM ISSUE. AND IF SHE HAD ANY BALLS SHE WOULD TELL O&A WHERE TO PUT THE DAMN WIG SHE WEARS

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