• I learned that summer isn't summer without Spaz
  
• I learned that when Joe strays from Patty Duke theme trouble abounds
  
• I learned that Syndication Noow, Censorship Continues
  
• I learned that learned an impotent riser and a has been comiiic feuding makes page 6 of the Post
  
• I learned "Now It's Mine" is Jay Mohr's war cry
  

• I learned that someone's daughter got out of the hospital A-OK and it was never mentioned again...but his other daughter became a porn star
  
• this year I learned AIDS is a punchline
  
• I learned that the fact Patty hasn't killed herself yet she's either the strongest...or stupidest...woman on earth. Oh well, try again next year
  
• I learned that Back to You Rusty is nothing but a horrible, horrible reminder
  
• I learned that Mayor Guliani went from being a hated fascist-esque little man to a hero whose past everyhone forogtten. Point in fact: Joe's Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer parody
  
• I learned Ant's family can drink and Opie's can prozac
  
• I learned mouth bumps = cancer
  
• I learned that on your final new show of the year, you're causing a civil war
  
• I learned that contract negotiations can prevent a softball game
  
• I learned that Kitty Litter CAN prevent a hurricane, that son of a bitch was right, prep the deflector shields
  

"Beat me if you can, survive if I let you!" - Taz (ECW)

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Today I learned that quite a few people have very pathetic lives if they spent all year taking notes on the shows just so they could come up with a year end WDIL. Especially that first one they read on the show. No way anyone knocked that out from memory.

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GO BIG BLUE!

1. I learned that HIV bad "The hiv" ok
   
2. That Ben is bad luck to those who try to "fuck" to win a contest. "Ben's team limping to the finish,...again!" Anthony
   
3. I learned that Brewer, always gooder
   Pray for the Jets this Sunday! :)